Holy fucking shit why was I never told about how magical and amazing alcohol is?
It's like I'm drinking normie juice, and can disguise myself amongst the Chad's when i'm drunk.
I even made out with a girl last night and got her phone number.
Thank you alcohol, my lord and savior.
My problem is that i never get into a setting where there's alcohol and decent women down to fuck at the same time in the same place
>>29168674
Alcohol is magic because it lowers standards you didn't even know you had.
>>29168475
>yfw normies rely on alcohol to keep their normie identities intact
You've figured out the secret OP. Nobody is actually a normie, all normies are actually drunk whenever they can be.
>>29168475
tfw i went to a concert with normiefriend and tried drinking
there wasn't enough beer so i couldn't get drunk and have fun
>>29168943
At last I truly see.
I finally get why Chads are always talking about getting drunk on the weekends.
Alcohol and MDMA allowed me to get laid a bunch in high school. But I couldn't be outgoing when sober and it all fell apart when I was 17 and stopped leaving my house at all. I could have married one of them, I think. Regrets.
>tfw to intelligent for alcohol to affect my brain
alcohol is a necessary social lubricant.
I can't believe some robots don't understand that.
I hate getting drunk in public. All i can think of is how much more I'd be able to drink if I was alone.
>>29169273
I always make a fool of myself if I do that. Always wish I stayed at home where I wouldn't talk to anybody.
>>29169248
i can understand why increased retardation would be good for socializing, it just seems unappealing
>>29168475
It is awesome. I drink at least 7 units a night. After 6 years of heavy drinking it made me fat. I like craft beer too much.
>>29169248
only necessary if you're a coward or the people you interact with are cowards
>>29169345
sober people don't play strip poker or go skinny dipping or bust out the cum skillet
>>29169284
My verbal filter is terrible when i drink, so i also usually end up on the wrong side of conversations.
Some chinese cunt asked me what I thought of his omega seamaster a few weeks ago. I said it was an obviously fake piece of shit, and a terrible fake at that. (it was, the bezel was a rip off of the datejust) Don't ever insult an asians watch if you're not ready to bring three contentions with works cited to the fucking discussion
