Elliot had a long and interesting relationship with the lottery
>tfw bought a couple Mega Millions tickets yesterday
if I won, I would buy 4chan just to shut it down for the lulz
>>29171402
He wanted to feel like a winner
>>29171710
>you shutting down your foremost source of attention
nah
>tfw you're waifu was BLACKED
>>29171381
tfw i riced her before tyrone blacked her
>>29171381
I wish I was your waifu anon, I love BBC.
>>29171403
Sorry. Unless you're a white blonde woman I don't want it.
get ready for some abstract feels
>tfw ywn be a cute or cool little doll for someone to love and play with
bumping abstract feeling thread #463
>>29171374
Why does she have no limbs?
>>29171374
>ywn be a proud Busou Shinki owner who lovingly cares for them like his own daughters
Fuck nanotechnology, I just a want a smart minidoll waifu.
>"What do you do in your room all day, anon?"
>>29171297
Her tits are spectacular but she's still ugly
>>29171297
the same thing you do infront of your mirror all day
>>29171297
Play world of tanks for 6 hours straight famalam I want atleast the amx 50 100 before the ontrack ends and I have to squeeze that around 48 hours of wagecucking.
Also I practice Megadeth riffs with my amp cranked. Not at night tho.
Was he the very first /ourguy/?
>>29171276
He has a wife and a child. Getting used and cucked by other people alone doesn't make him a robot. He is more like a mentally instable failed normie.
>>29171745
And more importantly: Do you really believe anyone on this board even heard of this book before?
>>29171745
Yeah but it was a beta uprising
>>29171778
Well I was right, wasn't I?actually I had a suspicion that this would be one of those threads that dies empty but since people talk about Notes From Underground and The Temple of the Golden Pavilion I thought /r9k/ might be at least a little bit /lit/
>tfw my professor keeps making fun of me even though I have one of the highest grades in his class
BTFO
>muh original comment
he's a fucking normieshit
he is hitting on you
Are any of you robots here experienced writers or editors? I need someone to look over my story for me.
>>29171178
I can't say if I'm good or not, but I've been writing for years. I would be more than happy to look over your work if you wanted.
>>29171220
Alright, great. Add me on Skype please: pique_117
>>29171383
Provide sauce first.
What's the catch here? There's no way they're making money off this
maybe they just want to feed the poor neets and wagies.
they taste like shit
>>29171105
they've gone bad and burger king needs to get rid of them asap
How is that Thursday wagecucks?
Dont worry, tomorrows Friday and then you get a whole two day weekend, assuming your boss doesnt decide to call you in on Sunday to make more money for him
Tick tock Back to work with you
>>29171096
Genuinely don't know how people can put up with that shit to be honest. How did people let themselves be fooled into slaving away all the time with the absolute tiniest amount of free time permitted. I honestly don't see the point in a "life" like that. Wagies tell us to get a life, but the objective truth is that they are the ones with no lives.
>>29171453
jokes on you NEET. i have to work this weekend
>>29171096
You're never under any obligation to work beyond your scheduled hours.
/GoodFeels/ thread?
Post here things that give you warm fuzzies, compliment each other, be friendly in general.
We don't know each other, but I hope you have a good day, anon.
Have a blind gf story
>>29172158
xmas sequal
>>29172173
and finally the Deaf wife story - showing that there is the rare chance that marriage doesn't lead to a shit life
Honestly i think only girls with physical disabilities are decent from what i've experienced
cry baby fucks
grow up and stop being a fat lazy slob and maybe the chads and Stacies won't be repulsed by your smell and appearance.
Want people to like you?
-For the love of god take a shower
-Don't autism spaz talk cause you're excited from a little social interaction, supress this shit until your balls hurt
-STOP JERKIN TO FUCKING CARTOONS LIKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS
-Go the outside so your skin doesn't look like you came out of a blade trilogy movie. Start with your backyard.
-Just bang a fatty and fuck your bs excuses...
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>>29171027
thanks for the bait I think ill use it when I go fishing today
>>29171103
It is literally the answer to all of robots complaining. Robots just want to bitch. They don't want to be happy
>>29171103
you won't go outside faggot
Is he the new King of /r9k/?
Eggman has gotten stale, tbqh.
You're him, aren't you? faggot
>>29171050
nah, just a regular anon scouting the next biggest meme on /r9k/
I've seen 100 pics of this guy and never once has he smiled with his teeth showing
TELL ME ABOUT THE NEET PEPE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BLANKET?
>>29171007
to hide all his self loathing
>>29171007
Because it's /comfy/ desu
because he is fucking homeless
> giving your money to chain restaurants in 2016
> $17 gets a dried up pizza with five pepperonis on it from Poverty John's
> not getting freshly made 5 meat pizza 4 cheese from your local pizza place with a salad because they need that edge over shitty chains
Pizza Hut, PJ's, Dominos could fucking never.
I agree, it's just out of NYC good cheap pizza is hard to comeby. If their are local places they ofter advertise as being "authentic NYC" pizza and charge a premium hipster price.
It's like there's no midle ground you either get fucked with over priced "specialty" food or shitty chains with crap. No local Italian joints ever.
>>29171088
Honestly just give a few local places a try then. It might not be """"authentic"""" but that doesn't matter. As long as the taste is good then you've found a winner
>>29170965
>giving your money to any restaurant in 2016
So I've been thinking about getting my eyebrows done. Do any of you have experience with this? What should I know? Should I show them a picture of what I want my brows to look like, or should I just tell them to do them?
They're really bushy and messy atm.
>>29170943
your going on 4chan for beauty tips?
>>29171301
I don't know, I thought some people might have had the experience
Bloopadoop: femanon here hur hur hur.
Just go in tell them you want them cleaned up a little and then when they show you you can say thinner/straighter/more arch etc. They usually know how to make it suit your face if you go to a good place.
Bloopadoop "femmmboott" out