>if she's 16 im 16
how come no guys have made the reverse of this meme?
>if she's 35 im 35
dont men like crave highly sexually experienced women?
If she is a boring bedroom carpet at 16 she will be a boring bedroom carpet at 35. If the sex is the same I would naturally go with the hotter alternative.
Some women are hotter at 35 than they were at 16, but in general women are hotter at 16 than they are at 35 since they are more likely to get fat once they hit the 30 mark or at least had a few babies that has put a toll on their bodies by then.
I personally seek maturity over age though.
>>29256032
>if she's a boring bedroom carpet
what did he mean by this
>wanting to have sex with an old hag
lol
Describe her in two words, robots.
>>29255019
"Basic and white" come to mind, even though she's probably not white
>>29255019
"Not something I would like"
absolutely haram
originalbloxxxx
Post pics. Tell anons how you worship girls' feet. Tell others your preferences. Call others fags for not having your taste.
I prefer the feet of feminine boys desuit feels like much more of a triumph when their feet are all soft and smooth
Feet are yucky.
I only like toes.
I like to bite my girl's arches when we're doing it and she also likes for me to suck on her toes. I also like to just put her feet in my lap and rub them idly while we watch stuff or while she plays on her phone. She also lets me pick the color of her toe nail polish.
Tfw feet gf is a great feel
Why do normies like him?
>>29254909
I guess the same reason normies like the big bang theory, it makes them feel smart.
>>29254909
he over analyces things, and its more like sad Redditors watching him.
>>29254909
literately who?
Top 5 mass shootings in world history were committed by individuals aged 23-32.
Why?
They moved out of moms basement.
Old fogies make life as miserable as possible for us. Hope they rot.
>>29254849
Just old enough to hate the world for a reason and just young enough to have the energy to get a high score
Does anyone have the nudes?
the ones where she takes black cock?
>>29254736
Who is that even? Ive never seen her face before
>>29254899
She got shot you tard. Was winner of a the voice of the us
Seriously guys, how do you start a conversation with a girl or "normal" people at all?
>>29254709
You can't.
Normalfags WANT to see themselves in others.
When they don't, it doesn't matter how polite you're coming off as, you're already making them nervous and uncomfortable.
>>29254709
Don't do it. You'll just feel worse about yourself afterwards
>>29254709
>with a girl
you have to find girl with similar interests
> "normal" people
you have to know a lot of normie things in order to relate with them but i wouldnt recommend if you dont have friends.
Why don't redditor's wives want to have sex with them?
it seems like an pretty common occurrence for redditors.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nvm3a/couples_who_have_different_sex_drives_how_do_you/
What would you do if your wife didn't want to have sex with you anymore? Personally I'd rape her. Most guys I polled say they would divorce her though.
>>29254685
I'm with you, dudemeister.
Bitch will probably skate with half your shit in the divorce anyway, might as well get yours.
Redditors are beta cucks, they only have wives because they want the beta bux.
>>29254685
>Why don't redditor's wives want to have sex with them?
They don't turn on their wives because they aren't alpha enough to. Women get turned on by sub fantasies, they're biologically programmed to get turned on by the alpha male. Black men are super masculine and that's why so many women fantasise about getting raped by them. Chad is also masculine so women will get horny as fuck thinking about Chad fucking her.
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He's probably the greatest robot who ever lived. He raged against the machine and won. Pic related.
>>29254677
>famous
>rich
>girls were after him
>robot
>>29254677
Nah he seemed pretty normal and adjusted desu.
Now if we want to talk about a true fucking outsider.
>>29254677
>fugly chink wife
>shot by a fat prick
KEK
Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius.
For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists.
She understands the hypocrisy of a contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire.
>>29254626
>Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius.
Prove it by posting her IQ test results
> For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists.
None of those are obscure. The least well known would be Bertolucci.
> She understands the hypocrisy of a contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire.
Uh,...
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>>29254626
why did you post this thread AGAIN..?
2bqqh
>>29254626
Man, I'm sounding like a typical robot for writing this: "Who says it isn't part of her image that she wants to sell?"
Be honest, could you handle this ass?
Barely. I like skinny chestlets with a nice booty.
>>29254577
No man I can't. This ass screams arrogance. Humble asses are what I need.
its not even fat or bootylicious, its just big
no thanks
every time we'd rock the inertia of her ass would send me flying back
I love eating Stacey Pussy.
>>29254492
Me too m8
This is the only thing going on for me in my life
Im a well known cunnilingis expert in many Stacey groups
Im still a virgin technically but I get to eat pussy 4-5 times a week at least
20 something girl have my number/facebook etc
Whenever they are in the mood they just message me to come over
And I do
I cannot touch them or anything but they can use my face tongue mouth however they please
Then I have to leave
This is my life now
>>29254776
Lucky you. Do you have to wear a chasisty cage?
I love 69ing with my gf.
Would you date a 40 year old paraplegic woman?
>>29254475
If I was around 40 as well, yea
>>29254475
>Would you date a 40 year old paraplegic woman?
no
>>29254475
Yes.
I dated a paraplegic in my 20s
Nice person, very smart but had serious hang-ups wrt her disability.
She broke her back skiing when she was 17 and was in a wheelchair afterwards. I met her when we worked together at a bank. I was the IT guy and was responsible for setting up her office with all the special shit she needed to do her job.
We dated in secret for two and a half years as there was a no-fucking-in-the-office policy.
I really liked her but cold not see a life together long term. Dating...
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My girlfriend of 3 years just out of nowhere broke up with me. She came to me crying and said she loved and cared about me, but that she fell for a co-worker that she works with. I started crying and she kissed me on the cheek and said it will be ok and that we just need time apart and that she doesn't want to live life with regrets. She said that its best that we should just stay good friends. I don't know what to do. I've been in my room all day under the blanket, I didn't even go into work today or even called out, I just can stop crying and I have a pain...
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>>29254473
whores, man
>>29254473
probably just wait 3 weeks and then you'll be completely over it unless you're a pussy ass bitch, in which case you'll obsess over this one insignificant person in your life for years to come
>>29254473
>said she loved and cared about me
what were some of her other lies?
We are open. Because monday is for drinking that's why.
Share your woes with me robots.
Looks like I beat the rush today.
Its my birthday.. im working. Better be incognito.. ill take a baileys and coffee.
>>29254471
Hi, double whiskey please. After about 10 years my depression is finally gone. Should I go on Kikebook?
Coke in a sippy cup?