ITT: Robot movies that puts you in a good mood
I begin with Teddy bear, or /fit/ the movie
Leon the professional is pretty good
>>29257890
Damn this sequence has such a mellow atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-nq2kEEL5o
>>29257790
planet ocean (2011) documentary
sexy af on 1080 or 4k tv
Why don't you do the same? How does it feel knowing you're worse off than moot?
>>29257712
At least I'm not a cuck.
[Spoiler] Origiano[Spoiler/]
>>29257712
he invented 4chan, retard. I haven't invented any billion-entry message boards that the FBI can use to catch perpetrators. He's a multimillionaire. I would quit shit too if I had the money
Literally who?hdjaksufjsjwusjd
Anyone else wish we could reinstate pistol duels? It would give us some social leverage over these chad assholes. Too bad women outlawed this honorable, beta-empowering tradition because their precious chads were getting killed by lowly betas and they would never want an undesirable man to have any type of superiority in this world.
>chad insults or cucks you in any way
>simply take off your gauntlet
>slap the shit out of him with it
>tell him "see...
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Of course, there would be some rules to prevent cheating and disadvantage.
>one cartridge in the chamber of each pistol
>no magazines
>each participant must be patted down and have their gun inspected by each others' second
>if you don't have a second, you get to put the cartridge in chad's gun yourself and vice versa.
>if none of you die, you can challenge each other to a second round
Yes, butonly with flintlock pistols for added randomness.
>simply take off your gauntlet
>slap the shit out of him with it
lol right, implying chad wouldn't pistol whip your ass cold
keep dreaming beta
If a woman tells you that she preferred you before you lost a bunch of weight, is she generally just saying this because she is intimidated that youre beginning to look better than her? Or do girls actually like chubbyfat guys?
Pic unrelated.
She got used to you being fat, she didn't care, she just doesn't want you to become a narcissist/leave her now that you look good. Your fat made you accessible and secure.
>>29257566
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BORDER COLLIES ARE SO CUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE ME A BORDER COLLIE ANYWAN!!!!!!!
also accepting huskies
>>29257591
Thanks, anon. I would think it a good thing if she didn't feel too "secure" with me. Want her to feel more like she's got something with me.
>>29257617
I hear border collies are quite unfriendly desu. My neighbours one wont even let me touch it...
If you're a real sperglord, that's hypocritical to be a homophobe.
>both autistic and gay kids are bullied at school
>they're both derided and shunned by machist chad pigs
>normies and heteros respectively just don't understand you
Basically we're on the same boat with gays. If the majority starts to accept gays, it also becomes easier for other odd people.
>>29257565
No, fuck off. Fags are literally worshipped in the West.
>>29257565
Go back to your hugbox, we hate faggots here
>Basically we're on the same boat with gays.
>Implying random islamic chad kicks in the door at the local hobby shop on M:TG night and shoots 50 autismo gentleman face down into their bowls of doritos.
Get back to me when you are literally executed for your "same boat"
Who wants to form a suicide pact with me?
>>29257530
Tell me a bit more about yourself.
>>29257547
Im a 19 year old that wants to die.
>>29257561
Why do you want to die? Why the pact?
Thoughts on if I should hire a prostitute? Is this the perfect way to get out of robotdom?
>>29257521
Yes. Just see nothing will change.
>>29257521
Ask yourself why. I would not consider it, but I am not going to preach to you. If you feel good about it and it is your own choice do it.
>>29257521
>Is this the perfect way to get out of robotdom?
You mean is this a way to become a slightly less failed normalfag?
I'll start with a few of my own anime influenced stories
>finish watching Watamote as a sophomore in high school
>I thought she was awesome and everything that I was
>start going to school, acting much quieter, when my friends would talk to me I would purposely stutter even though I had absolutely no speech impediment or social anxiety
>start to drift away from my friends
>begin giving one word answers and would...
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>everyday before school I would get a pen and dip my finger in the ink, then wipe it directly under my eyes to look more like my Waifu tomoko
>people would look at me more, actually pay attention
>do this for a whole week, guys suspected I got black eyes for being beat up and the girls would catch on to my bullshit of which I didn't know until a bro told me
it kinda contributed to making my life in high school shittier
I got more stories if you're interested
>phoneposter
>summerfag
>bait
>>29257549
>I got more stories if you're interested
hit me
I'm oddly fascinated
Can anyone here confirm this? Seems like most of you have a girlfriend actually.
>>29257427
17 yo girl vs 27 yo girl
This has nothing to do with the girl's virginity and everything to do with the guy being a boring uninteresting fuckup
>the first nonvirgin gf one
True. Most people who have had a lot of sexual experiences in the past are very selective with what they want to do even if it's something you haven't done.
I have no idea about the virgin gf thing because I have never met a girl that was a virgin lol
Is therapy a worthwhile endeavor, bots?
>24 years old
>never had an intimate relationship with anyone
>sexual things cause my anxiety to go haywire
>sexually abused by aunt when I was 6
>physically abused by my father from 5-16
>teachers avoided me because they knew something was wrong but didn't want to make it their problem
>no real friends, just...
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>>29257406
Hey anon. I had issues too. Therapy might've helped me recover from them. But I feel that the combination of time, coming into contact with people in a worse state and someone specific that really helped me.
Give it a try mate.
>>29257406
Couldn't hurt, right?
If you're an extremely unmotivated individual, no. It doesn't help in the slightest.
Tell me a story a nice story with a happy ending.
>>29257400
>>29257400
>tfw no wan wan to lay on the grass with
You can end your life and the pain any time you want. Very comfy story
>>29257400
There was once a stinky filthy dog lying on the road and then I run over him with my car and he died.
Is it cuckolding if it involves another woman?
>>29257389
Yes, any form of romantic or sexual intimacy with another person that your partner doesn't participate in is cuckolding.
>>29257389
yes
pic related, a well known female cuckold
If the girl is the cuck it's cuckquean
>in sociology class today
>kooky liberal professor talking about how the Orlando shooting was the result of lax gun laws and namby-pamby bullshit about how Islam is a peaceful religion and shouldn't be painted with a broad brush
>a bunch of useful idiots in the class agreeing with her
We have class again tomorrow. How can I redpill them?
>>29257381
Drop out. Say it's because the teacher spouts enemy propaganda.
Vote with your money.
>>29257381
get a pen and pluck her eyes out.
>>29257381
The guy was in a shoot out with 3 cops, ran into the club to take hostages because it was a gun-free zone
Who else here sort of happy that 50 gays got slaughtered?
Eh
The jewluminati are just going to use it to get the goys fighting with each other about nonsense while they get whatever they want in the long run.
>>29257402
This, except the reptilians are just going to use it to keep the jews ignorant and in control while they get whatever they want in the long run.
>>29257376
50 less trap-posters is how I look at it
How does it feel to fuck boi pussi? how do it smell?
>>29257335
like poo
It's an asshole, what do you think
>>29257335
they smell,sound,move and feel like a man
its overall disappointing and shameful