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I'll start with a few of my own anime influenced stories

>finish watching Watamote as a sophomore in high school
>I thought she was awesome and everything that I was
>start going to school, acting much quieter, when my friends would talk to me I would purposely stutter even though I had absolutely no speech impediment or social anxiety
>start to drift away from my friends
>begin giving one word answers and would spend the rest of the day in class reading the Watamote manga from my phone
>"oh hey anon, how are you today?"
>I would then twist my neck slowly around like in that Watamote scene and I'd start mumbling "I-I'm d-doing g-g-good"
>I thought It would make me interesting or some shit, but it doesn't
>I notice what's missing
>I don't have any dark circles under my eyes

I'm a guy btw

Cont.
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>everyday before school I would get a pen and dip my finger in the ink, then wipe it directly under my eyes to look more like my Waifu tomoko
>people would look at me more, actually pay attention
>do this for a whole week, guys suspected I got black eyes for being beat up and the girls would catch on to my bullshit of which I didn't know until a bro told me

it kinda contributed to making my life in high school shittier

I got more stories if you're interested
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>phoneposter
>summerfag
>bait
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>>29257549
>I got more stories if you're interested
hit me
I'm oddly fascinated
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>>29257624
No bully plz

Originialioblooio
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>>29257683
Aiight

Begin watching threads on this board featuring The Lonliest Vagabond and thought that he was hilarious.
>begin making my own fake tinder profile but get quickly bored of it
>not as fun as I thought, look at normiebook
>idea.jpg
>make a fake normiebook account with Chad as profile pic and start messaging popular roastie from school
>say a lot of regrettable shit, once I called her boyfriend and ugly Manlet
>a few minutes later I get a message from one of her beta orbiters telling me to stop
>the problem was that he messaged me on MY facebook
>freaking out I say it was my brother and that it was all a prank
>avoid the bus (we used to go to the same bus) for the rest of the school year all the way till college


I actually have the messages saved I'll see if I can retrieve them because I feel like hating myself more than usual today
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>>29257857
wait, how'd they know it was you?
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>>29257517
>>29257549

you intentionally made yourself autistc...? I don't understand, post more stories though pls
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>>29258231
I also want to know this
original commento
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>>29257517
Fuck off Cebruz, you sandnigger fuck
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>>29258586
>>29258231
I was being stupid. I could find my account so I could get through to the roastie (she accepted my friend request out of pity) so the fake chad profile had only me as a friend. And that's how they knew. Or idk, I didn't ask
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>>29257517
>>29257549
You want to be like your waifu? Wouldn't you prefer to be in her?
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>>29258690
I laughed out loud my dude. I want to say "what an idiot" but you're pretty chill about it sharing it and all, which makes it cool.
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>be me in hs
I was 16 at the time, freshman
> go to toilet with friendo
Now the toilet had two stalls, and they had this small hole/vent thingy between them
>decide to do a prank and throw the toilet brush in the hole onto my friend
>mfw my friend went out minutes ago
>mfw a random guy stared back at me with a horrified face
Never again have I tried to pull that off
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>>29257517
>>finish watching Watamote as a sophomore in high school
This made me feel old. I graduated like 4 years before the anime even aired.
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>>29258896
Thanks m8, I decided to share it because I believed it would lessen the pain. Guess it's working

>>29258450
Ok, glad people are interested

Another, and yes this is anime related too
>finish watching Tokyo Ghoul
>my favorite character was juuzou
>I wanted to be like juuzou
>also I recently got rejected by muh oneitis which only contributed to my upcoming autistic fit
>being edgy I got some red thread from my physics class
>I get a needle and start puncturing my left arm so it would look like pic related
>shit it looked easier when juuzou did it
>hurt like fuck but years of suppressed anger and autism just blew into my mind
>start doing it in the library where I successfully got three little stitch marks
>it looked like absolute shit but back then i thought it was the coolest shit ever
>during this I spot my oneitis, the girl who destroyed my heart because apparently I'm too clingy (which I was) sitting with two of her beta orbiters
>plan.jpeg
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>>29259145
Oops forgot pic

Totallypriginaliooo
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>>29257517
>go to party in last year of primary school
>actually no, further back
>my autism pretty much washed away at the end of that year (It came back when I went to high school)
>Got along with everyone, even though my school was known for bullying (One of the bullies was always nice to me, even during the autism times. I'm pretty sure he was aware of the plight of the germanic race and wanted to stick together)
>Aryan 10/10 intelligent kind funny girl starts flirting with me
>still in the whole "women are disgusting" phase
>Her flirting works and I start liking her
>tell someone I like her
>he tells the whole fucking school
>autism intensifies
>back to that party
>she comes up to me
>asks if I want to dance
>panic strikes
>"no, fuck off"
>go to toilet
>feel like killing myself for the following 7 years of my life
>Be here today, still feeling like shit

kill me please.
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>>29259145
Also cont.

>I go up to her table (she still kinda considered me as a friend)
>start doing Threading my hand holding in the pain while she looks on in disgust
>get ignored
>I leave
>they laugh
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>>29257517
i could make you my sissy tomoko look alike if you want.
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>>29259430
He's a boy.
I'd prefer a girl tomoko cosplayer.
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This thread is lame
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>summerfags come up with 3d shit
N0
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>>29260282
>being a gay
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