Where can I find a weeaboo gf whos into anime and cutesy japanese stuff?
Im not into anime or japanese culture, Im pretty much your average guy, but I want gf like this.
Please help.
>>29261114
You don'tfuck your "original" comments
>>29261626
No I actually really fucking do.
Why do you want this if you aren't into it yourself? She's literally just going to go on and on about whatever anime/ships she's into and you're going to find it cute for like 2 weeks and then get tired of it.
>She claims to be a tomboy
>She obviously has penis envy
>She thinks cutting her hair makes her a male
>She still acts sexually submissive and doesn't chase guys
>She was 'molested' at a young age
>She has some kind of mental disorder
>She wants her relationships to be just like her yaoi porn collection
>She was 'molested' at a young age
Never was and have never claimed to have been. The rest is true though.
>he refrigerates his ketchup
>he doesn't refrigerate his butter
>>29261224
That's pretty impressive, how did you end up that way? What do you find attractive ? Are you like pic related ?
How is possible to be a virgin past the age of 20?
>>29260981
By being an ugly woman.
by not beeeeeing urself honey buns ;)
>Normie found /r9k/
Why don't you robots just play EVE online? It's by far the deepest MMO experience out there, and it perfectly fits both the NEET's and wagie's time schedules because it can both be autistically played 23.5/7, or just checked once a day.
It's a punishing and hardcore sandbox where you can be anything from a manipulative spy to a space terrorist.
I'm surprised it's not mentioned on this board more often.
>>29260946
Tell me more. What is the daily stuff you have to do?
>>29261025
Planetary interaction, trading, scamming.
You can basically do anything once a day (or a week) if you like, the things I listed above just take the shortest time.
>some stupid normie uses his hundreds of dollars to buy a ship worth billions of ISK (in-game currency)
>blow it up with ships a fraction of its cost
Look how far those two days of freedom are.
>>29260867
>mfw I work a comfy night shift and my days off are monday, wednesday and friday
>>29260867
Jokes on you I only work 6 hours 5 days a week and get paid $2k a month. I have plenty of free time every day
>>29260867
I'm on my five days of freedom, I work weekends.
>Wageslaves just now are coming back home.
>They only have like 4 hours to themselves before curfew
it's so fuckin depressing!
>>29260864
ayy it is indeed.
>>29260864
>4 hours to themselves
I fucking wish. Not even on the weekends. I found online work to supplement my income to make ends meet and looking for a second job. The housing market here is designed for working COUPLES paying the rent I guess. I just slave away to pay for it and will never get a GF because I have near zero free time to work on it. I don't know when I'm gonna snap. I'm gonna need some kind of meds soon if I can pay for them.
>>29260994
the goyim are slaves indeed.
"What we want is that industry should drain off from the land both labor and capital and by means of speculation transfer into our hands all the money of the world, and thereby throw all the GOYIM into the ranks of the proletariat. Then the GOYIM will bow down before us, if for no other reason but to get the right to exist."
What are normies' standards? What are their limits?
>normies do some juvenile, retarded shit
>"HAHAHA, OH SHIT, FUCKIN'- HHHH MY SIDES, DUDE, YOU ARE SO FUNNY"
>I do some juvenile, retarded shit in the same light
>"God, it feels like I'm hanging with a two year old."
then they go right back to doing juvenile shit and laughing about it
same goes with things like morbid jokes and the like
bumping the most original thread since forever (but it's not that original)
its either your delivery which, because you're clearly an autist, you're unaware of OR they simply just don't like you; its not hard to figure out.
>>29260857
It's not about the thing, but who does it. Same with racial slurs being okay within the community but not when outsiders say it. Think of nigga and holocaust jokes.
>tfw no qt low self esteem gf with an abusive past who saved me from my NEET lifestyle and made me sign a contract that said i have to be her bf forever no matter what
why even live
>>29260849
>made me sign a contract that said i have to be her bf forever no matter what
this sounds like a good idea for my bf
>>29260849
That show was fucking devastating. I'm about due for a rewatch
you just finished it, didn't you?
>be me
>go to orthodontic clinic to get xrays for braces
>nurse is qt3.14
>like the autist I am, I don't say anything and awkwardly look around as she preps the machine.
>surprisingly, she casually asks me how the weather is like outside.
>"it's great! not too hot"
>she: "really? that's good - I hate it when it's too hot outside".Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29260841
She's most likely just sheltered and very polite. I wouldn't make any extra effort to seek her out. Just keep her as that cute girl you know at the orthodontist's office. If a girl likes you, she will actively let you know through many blaringly obvious signals; if you think that her making small talk to you is affection then you've got a long way to go. Has any girl ever liked you before?
>>29260841
Mate, literally any holes a goal, I don't even know why you're asking this, your marina could literally be at the Orthodontist RIGHT NOW, she wasn't repulsed by you, that means if you say the right things there's a chance IF SLIM, that she might be into.
Since escort-bro is gone I'd appreciate a green-text of your journey, need some comfy feels threads to read, cmon Nursebro, you can do this.
>>29260841
this is just how staceys talk and act
all it really means is that you aren't so revolting that she didn't talk to you at all
Youtube videos that give you goosebumps,
I'll start it off with a couple
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYX7KVEtfLo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANv5UfZsvZQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPmQ1A_rKmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPX8mjeb-E
This one gives me the chills desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7b8UWfi8mo
needs trudeau
Why do men get pissed when women say that want an experiencedNON-VIRGINman?
Because it means we're permanently fucked.
It's one of the things that makes me want to kill myself.
>>29260785
Because they're not in that demographic.
This is a pretty simple question.
I'm glad I could /thread this for you.
Dunno if they do generally. But honestly I think it's the way women say they 'want' something yet mean it's a requirement. And in this case it's a catch 22 assuming legal participants.
Robots, explain why I'll be deemed a social pariah if I dare play my 3DS in public (on a train, etc.), however in other non-normie-retard countries it's perfectly acceptable and no one gives a shit?
Makes me wanna fucking annihilate any normalfag or grill who calls me a freak for playing vidya in public
>>29260743
why do you care what others say? These idiots play games such as this candy puzzle thing on their phones. At least you play something decent.
>>29260937
>Play 3DS
>Word gets out that I'm a freak
>Grills don't want to touch my freak pee-pee
>Genes don't get passed to next generation
That's why
>>29260743
>explain why I'll be deemed a social pariah if I dare play my 3DS in public
You wont
Literally no one gives a shit
This is my first ever r9k post. I am a little nervous.... I am starting a new folder and was wondering if anybody had more pictures of cats like this. I am going to use them to decorate my school folders.
Hello buddy, welcome to the board :^)
Welcome, here is your new cat picture
This is cattastic
Update and follow up thread!!
For those who don't remember :
>be a single robot dentist
>parents tried to hook me up with a gold digger friend
>didn't work out
>builds love doll and finish purchase
>doll should arrive on the 16th
I was asked a lot if I found teen love dolls, besides the links I posted in the previous thread. For those interested in love dolls that look anywhere between 13-16...
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>>29260697
Is there any that's kinda milf looking, asian style like yours but that is a futa? (cock and pussy)
Asking for a friend.
My bad it's called : Trottla
>>29260697
Where did you buy your doll OP?
>Wife's son found the poop straw
>>29260661
Poop straw? Care to elaborate?
>>29261031
(((new-fag)))
>Mother's black bf found the large hadron semen collector
Once he tells my white dad, shit is gonna hit the fan