Who /bulliestheircoworkers/ here?
>this one autist always listens to his headphones during lunch in the breakroom
>yank them out
>convince weaboo highschool faggot to give me his employee id so i cam clock him in if hes ever late
>consistently clock him out 15-45 minutes before his shift ends
>he eventually gets fired
>mfw no cameras near the time clocks
>annoying...
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I also spit in the Mexicans' smelly fucking food they always pack the fridge with. Fucking normies.
I like to
>>29283919
Why would you lie about all this?
Pic absolutely fucking related
It's fucking related
>>29283928
I came here to see this
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Anyone else refuse to look in the mirror? I get really depressed and wont leave my apartment for days when I do peek. I usually go several months without seeing my reflection. I have removed all mirrors in my apartment and havent seen my face all year. I think it's my longest streak yet. I usually peek after a month or so
>>29283859
Anon it can't be that bad
>>29283859
I once went a year and a half without directly looking into a mirror (used small hand mirrors for shaving and checking my face, but I never looked into my eyes). When I finally did break the streak I found that I had dissociated and it took me a week to fully regain my physical sense of self with regards to my face.
Sometimes I still look in the mirror and literally don't recognize who I see for a few minutes.
>>29283859
Were you sexually abused as a child? I cant think of any reason for you to perceive yourself as being that ugly unless someone threw acid in your face.
Has anybody here ever tried to become chad or at least a normie?
I'm thinking about it.
I could be a normie
but I could never be a Chad.
>>29283840
Impossible for a robot to become a Chad. But 80% of the robots on here could become semi-normie if they really wanted to
>>29283840
You have to be born Chad. Plenty of people can be wildly successful, look at most politicians,but you have to be genetically and socially blessed to be Chad.
>tfw no hungry gf
Here is more from the other girl's account
Women are disgusting
>lie le le I'm eating for 2uuu now!"
No you're fucking not you dumb cunt bitch. You're eating for you and something that ways under 10 pounds.
I hope your baby is fucked from all the sugar and carbs pumping through its blood and brain
>>29284207
Neither are even pregnant, they just ate so much their stomachs distended.
>younger brother has had plenty of girlfriends, good at soccer
>younger brother turned 22 last September
>his friends paid for and got him Rikki Sixx as a birthday present
>her rates are like $1500+ for escorting
>today I turned 27
>got a cake and a Steam gift card
>still a virgin
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I know that feel
>tfw your younger siblings pity you with 30 minutes of conversation a day so you don't kill yourself
>only respond with yes and no's because I'm a socially inept autist
>the only social interaction I get everyday
Tfw your younger brothers have soft curly hair and normal foreheads. I hate kinky hair fuck
>>29283901
I just feel like shit that nobody, not ever, has cared about me to even the slightest degree that they do him.
My brother has been gifted with everything I wish I had. The only thing remotely negative that's happened was that his last girlfriend cheated on him and left him, who he was with for over two years.
And to make him "feel better" his friends paid for a high-priced, hot porn star escort. Whose price is more than the value of all MY birthday presents combined.
So yeah I'm bitter.
>Don't just stare at it anon, put your face in there!
that is a very unappealing vag and anus
and im a 28yr old hkv
Fuck, that has to be tranny pussy.
>that flat man ass
>the fucked up, discolored vagina
>the acne-covered cheeks
>>29283884
>tranny pussy
I don't think so brobot
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inb4 leaks
>>29283813
I bet you're a muslim, no other faggot would say this unironically.
>>29283813
What drugs are you currently on?
Anybody else just have horrible mental issues?
This is what I have:
>crippling depression
I will go through vigorous cycles of "I want to fucking kill myself" to being smug and happy
>OCD
I cannot return to my computer until I have sanitized my hands multiple times. I also have to get new socks every time they get wet, regardless of how much. I also have to make sure I have washed and sanitized my hands before taking a towel for a shower. I also freak the fuck out when anybody lays a...
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>crippling depression
>crippling
why do normies love to put "crippling" before their list of "mental illnesses"? do they think that the hyperbole actually gets them sympathy?
>>29283809
Borderline personality disorder.
I have no idea who I am, and I genuinely feel that loving relationships are not meant for me at all. Whenever I try to do anything positive for myself I sabotage it.obviously not as bad as some other issues people have
Schizophrenia senpai, I had to drop out of college because of it. My life serves no purpose anymore, just going to try to get on the bux before I kill myself.
Tfw pencil dick 4.8x6.5
>>29283798
I made this wojack like 3 years ago and posted it on /fa/, glad to see he's getting use still.
>7 inches x 5.3
i have absolutely no problem with whores.
thanks jesus for making women whores
>>29283798
>4.8x6.5
More of a chode
>open okcupid profile
>"I'm a polysexual pansexual"
>close tab
>open profile
>likes video games
>>29283752
>open okcupid profile
>"I'm a demisexual two-spirit, and a feminist"
>Obese with short hair and tacky glasses
>"I'm shy at first but once you get to know me.." ect
the magic formula lads
>>29283752
>"I'm a polysexual pansexual"
what?
Don't know what it means, but is it really a big deal though? Does she still look like a chick and act feminine? That's all I care about really. If she has sex with other women that's pretty hot desu.
How has getting a job or career changed your life?
>>29283682
kill me pls onegai
Wagecucks, hello?
It fucking sucks, I'm too tired, I have to be social, just kill me now.
Who /Tony Robbins/ here? Did that shit help you, even a little bit?
Please guys, I need to know.
I don't really believe in it.
If you want to get rich write a book called "how to get rich".
Your desire for a better life can be preyed upon.
>>29284072
His stuff is not just about getting rich. It's self-improvement in general.
ask a 29 yo guy who has a 17 yo gf anything
>>29283399
Do you still look young yourself.
I can't grow facial hair, at all, so now and then some high school girls will try to talk to me when I'm on the bus.
>>29283440
>Do you still look young yourself.
kinda but i definitely don't look 17.
>I can't grow facial hair, at all, so now and then some high school girls will try to talk to me when I'm on the bus.have you fuged one yet ?
>>29283399
how did her parents react? Do they even know?
How long have you been together?
How did you meet her?
Are you with her because of love or just because a 17 yo is easy to manipulate?
BEHOLD
Present me your finest fembot tits with time stamp, I will get hard and take requests.
I live on the top floor of an apartment and have a balcony, many luls to be had.
>>29283349
>uncut
ewwwwwwwwww
>>29283376
I mean, 80% of the entire planet is uncut.
>implying fat american fembots were meant to apply in the first place
>>29283376
> Cuts of thousands of nerve ending from his dick
Kek