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Has anybody here ever tried to become chad or at least a normie?
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Has anybody here ever tried to become chad or at least a normie?
I'm thinking about it.
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I could be a normie
but I could never be a Chad.
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>>29283840
Impossible for a robot to become a Chad. But 80% of the robots on here could become semi-normie if they really wanted to
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>>29283840
You have to be born Chad. Plenty of people can be wildly successful, look at most politicians,but you have to be genetically and socially blessed to be Chad.
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I'm trying right now. I'm good looking but pretty beta, hoping working out and losing my beer gut will change that. I would get lots of tail in hs/college but for 5 years I've been living the robot life and I'm sick of it
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/R9K/ VS. CHAD IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVGUKMWul8
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>>29283840
Ignore all the people in this thread telling you that youll never be chad. Even if you don't end up being chad, getting /fit/ and /fa/ and improving your social skills isn't going to hurt you in any way, so just go for it.
t. Normie
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It's my end goal. It's really the only rational option if you've been redpilled.
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>>29284014
what's irrational about choosing not to deal with women because they're fucking awful and becoming mgtow
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>>29284012
/fit/ is good but it can discourage people from starting out from nothing, /fa/ will make you waste thousands of dollars to look like the guy everyone hates.

I became a normie by taking initiative in conversations, learning from my fuckups, and figuring out which clothes actually fit me.
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>>29283840
I'm trying hard. I have been using rogaine on my hair and it seems to be working. Got /ift/ and even got 2 inch shoe lifts to make 6 feet all. Am I gonna make it?
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I tried. Only got more depressed and dropped out of college. I don't really recommend
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>>29284014
>if you've been redpilled

You don't have to be a jaded asshole to be a normie. My personality hasn't changed at all, I can just talk to girls now and get them to like me.

>>29284259
Men are just as awful. It's irrational to generalize one over the other.
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>>29284332
>men are just as awful
Not really, but here's an A on your Social Justice report card.
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>>29284316
Heh same here. Nobody knew me in college so I could start from zero, force myself to go out, be open and friendly, talk to people etc. It even "worked" in the sense that I had an active social life for years but eventually it all came crushing down on me because I was just acting. After putting myself out there and living with roommates the pendulum swung back even harder, I live more isolated than ever now.
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>>29284008
Holy shit...
Original comment on this Malaysian snail breeding forum
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>>29284274
I don't actually go on /fit/ or /fa/. I just meant that he become physically fit and at least a little fashionable.
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>>29284012
Most robots literally can't get fit without steroids because we're so low test. I worked out for 2 years with proper diet and still look like shit.
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>>29284798
>implying two years is a lot
>implying you don't look at least a little better than you did before
>implying the majority of it isn't just your self esteem issues
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>moved away from home to go to uni
>months pass with me being a shut in
>go along to a society at uni
>try drinking to allow myself to talk to people w/o anxiety
>try my best to make friends
>someone asks to come over to my flat
>autism kicks in, thinking they want to be my friend and have someone to chat with after the society
>turns out they wanted to sleep with me
>did not want, was too scared they would make fun of me if I said no
>go back to being a shut in

I did end up making actual friends later on though which has helped me learn social conventions
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>>29285270
>someone asks to come over to my flat
>autism kicks in, thinking they want to be my friend and have someone to chat with after the society
>turns out they wanted to sleep with me
>did not want, was too scared they would make fun of me if I said no

I have no idea what you're trying to say here. What gender were they and did you fuck?
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>>29285270
>having sex with someone because you're afraid they'll make fun of you
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>>29283840
I'm going for normie. Gonna lose weight, get a job then start eating and lifting.

But, then again, I don't think I'm a completely hopeless. I have no friends so I don't have an "in" but I'll just join a club or use Tinder or something once I'm happy with myself.
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>>29285570
beta chad
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>>29285537
Sorry I probably could've made it clearer. I basically ended up with them coming over to my flat and they had sex in mind whereas I just wanted to make friends
They were female (I'm also female)
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>>29284304
you will. this other part of post is forced. fuck you and your rules r9k
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>>29285716
>They were female (I'm also female)
then you know what to do here.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUKING BOARD
FUKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29285716
lol why you said no
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I try my hardest but I cannot compete with guys like in OP pic, and I see guys as good looking as him around here (south florida miami area) often. Shit, even my height alone 5'11 disqualifies me from competing with these guys because they're all legit 6'2 for some reason. Like exactly 6'2 not shorter or taller. My face is good but not god tier like that.
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>>29285886
confidence my friend. you can be short, bald, fat, ugly, you name it, once you get confidence you win.

but how you get confidence? try everything, from lifting to time shifting. get bold or die trying. world will know or it will not. irrelevant.

and shower at least once a week.
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>>29285716
You said you didn't want it but you were scared to say no, so did you have lesbian sex or not?

It seems that your problem isn't anxiety, you just don't know how to communicate basic information.
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>>29285985
>don't know how to communicate basic information
duuuuh, welcome to r9k, enjoy you stay
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i have the potential for be a chad, and i can say that maybe im a normie, but with the heart of a robot, on the outside everything is built with money, if you have whealty relatives you can become a normie, but to become a chad you need a job, something that makes you suffer for that money, and then you can build something real and functional bc you will see that you need respect and status and you'll have limited time and money
tl;dr: money makes you a normie, earned money makes you a chad
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>>29285984
>confidence my friend. you can be short, bald, fat, ugly, you name it, once you get confidence you win

lol
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>>29285879
I wasn't attracted to them and was a bit shocked at the time that I hadn't realised their intentions. I'm glad I'm not that naive anymore
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so what if you have the ability to fuck like 6's and 7's easily? Does that make you like a low-tier Chad? 10/10 girls aren't all over my cock but the average bitches are.
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>>29285985
Basically I came out of the bathroom and they had taken their clothes off, I was really confused, obviously not expecting this. They were like "why are you going all shy on me now?" and they tried kissing me and things but thankfully they were drunk and fell asleep relatively quickly after a while.
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>>29286026
>to become a chad you need a job

You're completely wrong. Chad is Chad whether he's unemployed or owns a company.
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>>29286039
so you are attracted now??
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Where do I go for fashion advice/tips/inspiration?

/fa/ is too meme'd out, and I'm tired of wearing plain colored t-shirts every day
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>>29286110
You're a low-tier Chad. 10/10 girls are actually less likely to find partners since 10/10 guys would rather have their way with the limitless harem of 7's to 9's. They're the true female equivalent of robots.
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>>29286110
darlinged.
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>>29286252
>Where do I go for fashion advice/tips/inspiration?

Outside. Look at what other people are wearing and figure out what looks good and what looks like shit.
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>>29286028
you obviously never had any
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>>29286271
shit man. I think I could upgrade my women if I got lean and cleared up my acne. As it is right now I literally just find girls on tinder and tell them to come over and fuck lol
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>>29286271
>10/10 girls are actually less likely to find partners since 10/10 guys would rather have their way with the limitless harem of 7's to 9's.
kill yourself you retarded faggot this is the stupidest thing i ever read in my entire life
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>>29286304
>implying he can tell the difference
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>>29283840
I have friends, go out, drink/smoke weed and rarely cigarettes. Sometimes i even feel that my life could be going somewhere.

The thing that keeps me from labeling myself normie is the fact that i will never get on with a girl.
Its not that i can't, i can tell when a girl is into me and if i wanted to do something i could.
I just generally don't want to. Something about the whole idea of it just turns me off.

Crippling depression, maybe.

Suicide would be so cool if it wasn't for my mother and little brother.
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>>29286226
You mean to that person or women in general? I'm pretty much terrified of seeing that person ever again and I can't say I'd like to sleep with other women. I can appreciate when a woman is nice looking though, but I think it's more of an admiration rather than attraction.
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>>29286330
that's because you have no life. it is mostly true because 10s need to be worked on a lot, plus they are often not so good/plain terrible in bed because they never needed to be good. 6-8 on the other hand...you do the math
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>>29286395
>still saying this retarded shit
fat virgin fuck kill yourself immediately
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>>29286340
What's wrong with fat dude's bellybutton?
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>>29286348
>Something about the whole idea of it just turns me off.
>Crippling depression, maybe.
umm, dude, there is another option, don't you think??
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>>29286365
would hurt to try, would it?
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>>29284008
finally another robot that listens to HS
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>>29286440
If i was into dudes or traps i probably would have noticed it by now.
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>>29286413
still raging like a retard. some people can not be helped.
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>>29286497
oh, so you asexual then...too bad man
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>>29286330
>>29286413
Why are you so salty? What part of this claim offends you so much?

This is a well-known fact that has been discussed here forever. You must be new if you've never seen the infographics.
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>>29286474
eh I don't really want to sleep with someone outside of a relationship and I can't really see myself dating a woman. My whole experience of trying to be a normie has told me I'm better off not trying these things.
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>>29286415
he's about to give birth
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>>29286306
>just get confidence brah!
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>>29286591
>eh I don't really want to sleep with someone outside of a relationship
why not?
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>>29283840
This is fucking gold. Keked hard
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>>29286638
dude do smth about that hideous hair...and yeah, that face has completely decent potential
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I wouldn't say I'm a Chad but I was a nerd who built Gundam models, was out of shape, and awkward. Then I ate better, started to work out, and dressed better, while also not sperging out. Girls at bars would just start to come up to me, a and then from there I started fucking them.
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>>29286667
dude HOW?! i just DON'T KNOW what to say to a girl/how to escalate into kissing/fucking. and i'm not awkward, i look fine, etc etc. i just...feel like i'm stuck in a super car in first gear and just don't know how to shift up
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>>29283840
>become Chad

Chad is not something you become, Chad is something inert that develops in your childhood.

Sent from my iphone
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>>29286665
that's a wig
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Best way to be a normie is to learn how to fake things and also to watch sports. I usually watch the 4th quarter so i dont need to watch whole game. Most normies watch the 4th quarter too because just like us they also get bored. In attire just wear white tops and black/blue pants. Play normie games like overwatch, fallout. Watch normie movies and tv shows. Its all basically slight lifestyle change and you can still keep your robot hobbies if you wanted too.
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>>29286639
I just don't feel comfortable with the idea of exposing myself to someone I don't know. I'd be alright with it if I had feelings for someone and intended to be in a relationship with them anyway, but definitely not a one night stand situation with a stranger.
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>>29286665
Just look how much girls this guy gets because of his confidence!
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>>29286831
even if you were like reeealy sexually attracted to them??
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>>29286896
femanon here. this guy makes me wet. I want him to scratch my gspot with his nasty long teeth. btw i'm a girl
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>>29286896
you're being an asshole now, that guy has serious (but still fixable) deformities. most people look just, you know...average
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I wouldnt say im working on becoming a normie persay, or that being a normie is my end goal however i have taken up cardio, and lifting along with exploring philosophical and religious ideas amongst other studies. Both of these areas have grown a lot recently as well as my musical abilities. With this growth i seemed to have developed a strong sense of self worth and confidence that has really bled in to other aspects of my life, namely social and work life. So while i still wouldnt say i went out of my way to grow in to a chad or a normie i did end up turning more or less in to one of them in some sense. However i still avoid things like instagram, snapchat, and social media, and hate their music. What ive found most disturbing is their lack of anything interesting to say or do. They are such one dimensional beings that i found myself secluding back in to my books, 4chan or the gym in order to avoid their presence.
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>>29286911
I guess if I found myself in the situation where that was the case and I felt comfortable then maybe. I can't realistically see myself being in that situation though.
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>>29286667
>I was a tall decent looking guy who worked out and put myself in social situations and fucked girls because I turned out to be really good looking
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>>29286966
Don't know what you mean brah. I'm sure this guy pulls mad pussy because he's super confident!
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>>29287025
you'd be surprised what you could enjoy that you couldn't imagine yourself doing...hope you will too
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I was a manlet and spotty and greasy unti lI was around nineteen years old.

i Never tried to become chad but I became a chad in a way.

In the last three years I went form a DYEL manlet to growing to 6'3 with a 'fit body'.

I was always a manlet as a kid and under developed, I am still growing.

I look good and am tall. I'm still A Virgin and i hold a hatred for normies. I don't care about sex, relationshipos, friends etc. and robots who think this way need to killl themselves.

Having looks and th e like do not change you.

I hate people ands women. I am still noit happy and stilll a virgin and the fags hwo live their life on whetehr they can get laid and get a gf sicken me, I hope you die of cancer, Looks ans hwight have done nothing for me, I hope you die.

You do not need women brother you are better and I
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>>29287069
exactly. just do smth about those teeth. you on the other hand, might never be able to do it cause of refusing to change your rock solid delusions.
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>>29286729
There's a fineline of being flirty and creepy. Make eye contact and don't spill your autismo. It's just something you have to practice.
>>29287047
Yes, I am good looking but you would've surprised, that dressing better, getting a good hair cut, and at least trying to get into shape will help. I lost a lot of weight in my face and it did really change how I look.
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Right before college I lost 100lbs and became chad. People and girls treated me different....Cashiers would actually smile at me now. I could feel girls be into me, and kinda flirt with me or look or check me out, but I was still a robot in my heart and becoming Chad on the outside didn't turn me into Chad on the inside. I was still afraid to approach girls. I remember one time I was waiting on line for a sandwich and this pretty girl just could stop staring at me, and she got online right behind me and smiling and it's just this inner instict in me that just kept saying "SHE WANTS YOU TO INITIATE CONVERSATION YOU DOLT" but I just couldn't do it. I could feel the heat of her body. And she was gorgeous and all I did was get my sandwhich and played vidya in my dorm after. I eventually got my first gf through college, but it took 2 years.
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>>29287141
Right on brother!
As long you have confidence, all the girls will be over you!
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>>29287639
>I was a tall decent looking guy who worked out and put myself in social situations and fucked girls because I turned out to be really good looking and put on cloth and got a meme haircut
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true chad is forged in ashes of failed normiehood or born that way.

the progression isnt normie to chad they are separate paths.
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>>29286486
I listen to them way to much for a person my age, in a strange way ive come to admire artie. even though hes a fucking mess today he overcame so much in his life, and continued to follow his dreams long after many others would of give up
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>>29283840
I'm fucking trying right now. Getting fit and a job with my degree, going to move out. Why woudn't you want to be a normie or chad?
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Lol Chad?

I'm about to be something much more than a "Chad"

Cashing in getting ready for my massive growth spurt still getting knots out of my head/growing some connective tissue in my lower back

Think of me as a young jax teller from sons of anarchy but a notch up
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>>29283840
>Get dumped, ex gf tells me "You used to be beautiful".
>Work on my looks
>Get on tinder
>Same week fuck a woman I met there
>Mfw I still don't know what to feel
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>>29283840
I escaped the robot life to the normie life and... i want to go back so fucking much... it's hell.
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I been trying from the last month. Spending ton of money in clothes, fragrance, hair cut, etc. I received some complaints on my aparearse, and even some qts look at me and (one) flirt with me. But when I say something my sperg appear always. It's difficult, but I think I can improve.
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Always. But not for grills.

Chad = rich.
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my face is too round and my jaw is weak ,I could never become chad,I might as well just kill myself
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>>29283840
I was a cyborg for a while, like ages 18-25.

>have friends, but they're all nerds and LARPers and weeaboos and autists
>have a social life, but it revolves around goth clubs and hippy drum circles
>date girls and have sex with them, but they're all fat or cutters or manly metalheads


and this was 5-10+ years ago before the whole nerd/weeb thing went full mainstream.


Being a cyborg is the best of both world really, I had one foot into the world of normies and everytime that I hung out with them I never felt relaxed and always felt fake.
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I'm trying every day.

Thought about doing toastmasters.
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I started lifting and became chad, no girls have shown up on my doorstep yet. It isn't worth it, can't believe I went through all that trouble for nothing
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>>29284008
Poor bastard... He's just jealous and getting shat on completely. Could anyone on /r9k/ articulate why they hate a specific "Chad" they know or knew irl?
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