He fucked my girlfriend in my dream
Is this an omen that I should break up with her?
I dreamt some middle aged dude and some young woman took my girlfriend in for a 3 way.
I broke up with her immediately
I think it's an omen that she's going to break up with you
>>29298575
better safe than sorry when it comes to roasties
I'm a 27 year old virgin and I want it to stay that way. I survived puberty so I thought I was in the clear, but I've been warned about the upcoming biological clock that supposedly will force me to have children. Is there a real name for this phenomenon and can any oldfag fembots give me advice on how to deal with it?
I think that if I did it once then I can do it again.
By the time I'm 30 I'll have a career path and good money. I'm going to have so much revenge on women. Faking relationships, pretending I'll take them somewhere expensive and just bailing. Flat out saying I love them and I can see us having a future together, then fucking them and pretending I have to do work shit or even move and can't keep the relationship going.
I'm going to take out all the pain and suffering normies inflicted on me out on others. I hate them and everything they put effort towards.
>>29298472
Wait, I misread your post and thought you were a dude. There's no getting around that tick-tock. Mine started when I was around 23, and it only gets worse. I'm 27 now and all I can think about is work and family.
>>29298387
just get a bunch of cats, they can be your children
How did it all begin fellow robots?
>tfw 8
>mom is asleep on couch
>browsing HBO
>see something that catches my innocent eyes
>"real sex"
>decide to be a naughty boy
>check it out
>lewd hentai tentacle rape on screen with big anime tiddies
>instant boner pop
>slowly...
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>"real sex"
>hentai
...
>>29298338
>How did you guys get here?
I didn't associate with my peers. Most of my childhood memories consist of playing video games. My default state is mild apathy followed by cycles of insecurity and depression. My parents were over-protective, socially awkward, and they have /pol/-tier beliefs.
I could go on, but that pretty much covers the important stuff.
>>29299594
Relatable as fuck, familie
See this reaction? The look in her eyes? Is that his confidence?
>>29298300
She's actually reacting to his story about dedicating his win to his recently deceased mom
The two are actually friends
>>29298429
Seen the video, I can say with confidence that Stacey doesn't give a shit about his dead mom. No one bites their lip in condolence. That said, I don't think she should be vilified for being attracted. If I was her I'd jump on that specimen's cock the first opportunity i got.
>>29298429
Yeah. I always bite my lips when I hear a touching story.
>be me 16
>average robot, no gf or friends, highschool weeb
>wanted to move to Japan because I'm a fucking weeb
>decide to learn Japanese
>okay at it, spend lots of time on language forums, learning a lot of kanji and vocab as the years go by
>parents proud that I'm doing something with my life
>18
>decide I can read...
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What we learn from this: never spend years beta orbiting your oneitis. Doubly so if it's an online only thing.
>>29298257
Australian here.
She probably can't get into the HelloTalk thing because of the shitty internet.
Maybe you should have asked her to telex you while she was there.
>>29298406
I hope so. Does Snapchat work in Australia or does it not?
Why are girls with penises so hot, bros?
>>29298250
Because of after 20 years of girls with vaginas ignoring you, you think "girls" with penises will start giving you attention
>>29298250
Please go back to fucking /b/ you goddamn mongoloid
>>29298250
Because you`ve never had the joy of a vagina. You dont see it as a pleasurable thing, you dont know how it feels like. You`ve seen other people enjoy them, but all they do is confuse you. You know penisses, you know how to deal with penisses. Thats something you could give pleasure, but vaginas are scary. You want a woman without the scary parts.
All I can see on the front page is men posting about women and relationships. Don't you have other concerns like lack of money/jobs, friends or a family that hates you, etc?
>>29298209
I've reached a critical point of apathy where no gf isn't an issue, no fantasies, no escapism works, I don't think there's any turning back.
I don't talk to family, I'm isolated.
My life is in tatters, so I don't really care about dating. I only use this board to talk about being a failure in life.
>>29298209
That's pretty much what this board is about, just people that are depressed about women. A lot of them worry about that more than money.
Do you have any online friends? Ever met them IRL? Ever been part of any online communities, not counting here? What about an online love?
i had an online friend like 10 years ago, we lived in the same state and played games together on teams. he took a bus to my house once, slept over and we went to a lan. that was fun.
we kind of lost touch after that, i haven't spoken to him in like 8 years.
best friend irl i have known him since i was 8 years old is pretty much my online friend since we are both hikki recluses who live with our parents and never leave the house. havent seen him in about 7 years or so. but we talk online and play games nearly everyday.
Met a girl online once, literally met her the day after we first started talking, went to hers, fucked her, haven't spoke since
>tfw she kept trying to kiss me
Fuck knows where that bitches mouth has been she was far too easy
So are you faggots following E3? What games are you hyped for?
Probably be getting Detroit Become Human. Seems like a fitting game for a robot.
South park and that's it. Everything else looked meh.
the game you posted is the only one that had some of my interest
everything else looked like shit
>>29298128
>Being hyped for a David Cage game.
Can /r9k/ please help me ruin a roastie's life?
I've spent the last twenty minutes stalking her online and have been able to ascertain:
>Her name
>Her entire life history and living family
>Her close friends
>Her home address
>Her house's worth
>Her father's work and personal contact details
How can I use the above details to make her miserable? I...
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Not your personal army, fgaggot
>>29298106
I asked for ideas, not for a personal army.
>>29298092
Why do you want to?
Did you spill your spaghetti and she laughed at you for it?
Hopefully suicide in two days, but I still got 550 eurobux. I live in Nothern Germany. Any ideas what to spend it on? Don't got any drug-connections or something, so that's out of the question. Also
> mfw should've been dead a while ago, but literally too fucking lazy
>>29298008
Homemade IEDs, not too hard to make. Take out some sandniggers on the way out
>>29298008
You wanna give it to a poorfag, OP?
>>29298426
Pretty much this
Back when I first attempted suicide I didn't even think about my belongings
If I were to an hero now I'd wait for my salary then donate shit to people in need (except for charishills)
>programed to find women attractive, seek mate and propagate
>completely incapable of fulfilling primary directive
Are there currently means of adjusting these dispositions or changing it to an activity of your choice?
>>29297981
accept islam
you could rape the wimmens
>>29298028
Was not socialized in that environment, it is too foreign for me to properly integrate. Also, I don't have an interest in raping.
>>29298067
funnily enough I think they'd be more accepting than whomever is shitting on you now
at the very least they'll see you as an valuable asset
how many of you NEETvirgins can even afford VR?
Considering how much VR will change the life of people like NEETS, anyone can afford it.
I don't need to but if I was a NEET and actual VR was already here I'd get a summer-job or something working at mcd's or whatever and then I could afford it easily
It's not even that expensive
>>29298459
>>29297970
>Calling this imposter technology VR
This isn't game changing at all. As it stands this is moderately more impressive as 3D TVs, which is not saying anything at all. Tell me we have real VR that manipulates all or most of senses.
>>29297970
NEETs will be waiting another 5 years to get anything remotely decent and affordable.
Even a faggy looking shitskin terrorist can get a somewhat qt gf, what's your excuse?
if this dude has the balls to kill 49 gay dudes he definitely has the balls to ask a qt girl out...
She looks mega slutty in that photo, so this gay club shooting was ultimately the result of a cucking.
>>29297952
They have a kid? Imagine being that kid.
Who here /aloneathome/
>parents out of town for 6 weeks
>no work
>have a lot of shatter and weed
>have a of gabapentin
>lost 30 barz of xans somehow but still have 20 left
>stocked up on beer
>they left just now so ready to dab up
Who here /comfyasfuck/? Pic related outside
OP here, I was able to find around 200mg of etizolam tucked away so feeling better than ever.
>>29297944
Sounds like a good time
Id join you OP
Livin the dream
Where you at op? Fuck that sounds nice