whats up bros? or should i say "robots" haha
anyways, chad here. listen, you guys have a cool little community and all, but im concerned with some of the stuff im reading.
just because youre autistic or a virgin doesnt mean things are so bad! i mean sure, ive slept with dozens of beautiful women in my short lifetime, but at the end of the day we're all human and share the same struggles right? i get sad too just like you guys!
i hope i was able to cheer some of you up because im really into making the world a better place! :D
anyways,...
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>>29339216
Damn! Chad seems like an alright dude desu. No wonder women like him so much. We're still fucked though.
>>29339216
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JUST BEEE YOURSELFJIJL:J
Yeah sure whatever man, there are no girls here, and we don't like to go outside ,or have parties. If you're here for the free drugs, fuck off and if you're here to invade yet another hobby and normalise it to shit,fuck off.
If you're here for memes ,yeah you guessed it, fuck off
Step the fuck aside r9k, about to take 10 scoops of C4 pre-workout. Totaling 1600mg of caffeine.
Wish me luck.
That delicious color.
>1600mg
pretty weak
i hope you explode faggot
What does he say?
>>29339088
I cucked a man
>>29339088
I'm a hacker.
>>29339088
I have foot odor.
>constantly craving for a taste of your sticky sweet
what did she mean by this?
>>29339054
sperm anon
she was talking about swallowing chads load
>>29339054
Obviously semen, anon. It is semen.
>>29339101
>>29339111
isn't her fanbase like 13 yr old girls tho...
Is it normal not to feel a connection to your university? I go to school about an hour away from home, and don't have a life here. No friends, no connections, nothing. I don't care about the sports teams or clubs, or anything else going on there. I really just see this place as a means to and end, getting a degree. Once I get that I am out of here.
>I really just see this place as a means to and end
That sums it up for me.
>commuting to school
well you say you have no friends and no connections
do you like this? you ought to, because its 100% your fault
Once I realized uni was just a bigger high school where they care less about you I stopped having any sense of attachment to the school. My only friends at school are people I knew in highschool. I see it the same way, once I get my degree I'm out.
its 4 in the morning
Im listening to music that reminds me of better times, crying at the sound of it
What the fuck am I doing with my life.
You're doing what you wantr-right?
>>29338965
No, bro, I want to have fun. I used to have friends and a decent amount of them. The songs im listening to were the songs we listen to, I miss it.
Around a year ago I went through this hopeful phase where I told myself I was normal and that I could have any girl i wanted. Around the same time I started listening to Apples In Stereo. I can't listen to "She's Just Like Me" anymore without remembering a failed crush and how I would listen to that song thinking about her.
Bummer because otherwise I would really like that song.
>>29338933
sauce my nigga
>>29338933
1. glasses=/=n
2.even ugly girls get cock, chad or no chad
>>29338933
well isn't that nice
>>29338951
The thing is there is none which is seriously mysterious in this day and age of the web.
Daily reminder that if you watch anime you are a degenerate autist.
Please kill yourself.
Is this the junkman from jimmy neutron
>>29338907
anime is garbage desu haven't u heard lmaoo
>watching anime
>wondering why you don't have a girlfriend
Sup robots, level 37 wizard NEET here, just to tell you not to give up, just enjoy your life its the only one you have. If you give in to depression you let them win. Find what makes you happy since the fairytale life of having a family isnt possible, theres plenty else. We live in an amazing time of technology you can do whatever you want if you put your mind to it and dont get fixated on sex and popularity you can have a pretty good time.
My suggestion, use your autism to make money and get a puppy. Worked for me.
>>29338879
What did we do to deserve dogs? I'm pretty sure they're the only companionship I need at this point.
>>29338904
>What did we do to deserve dogs?
Apparently stole wolf puppies and selected for the weakest most floppy eared of them all.
Its a microcosm for humanity, the most docile and loving lead to the most happiness, but only succeed against darwinism if artificial sex selection is enforced.
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Why haven't you gone to a hooker?
So you... so you REALLY are a... virgin, ano-PFFffAHHHAHAHAHAH
Sorry sorry anon it's just that it's SO weird!
I mean, do you even like girls?
that girl looks like a 30 year old woman who's trying to look young but isn't
Ahem, I actually did fuck a girl.
Be right back.
*prints out pic related*
SEE
*shoves it in her face*
>>29338982
Are you the Cloverfield monster, bro?
What the FUCK is wrong with your dick?
why do men only like women who hate them?
>my step mom had my father arrested and jailed over night
>she got a restraining order
>hes not allowed to see or talk to his children for a year
>i had to pick him up from jail
>hes living with me now
>he still sends her money
>he still buys her things
it's an inevitability, not a preference. men can't force a woman to continue loving them.
>>29338826
she hated him since the beginning of their relationship
>>29338842
maybe he's a cuck who had a distant mother figure then. women tend to go for guys who treat them like dirt too. humans are stupid.
Go club
>go to dance floor
>Get passed a joint in the crowd
>Smoke up
>Start getting paranoid
>Go to bar
>oder a drink
>Order 4 drinks for no reason
>All at the same time
>four mugs on my side of the counter
>im alone
>drinking...
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Feces was so currency
Fucking Christ, do you really expect me to read this long ass blogpost? The first 2 words already told me you're normalfag so why should I care? Fuck off.
>>29338773
There's hope. Good for you my man. Good for you.
I'm a black guy that likes to start Black hate threads. Afterwards I like to let the fire roast for a few minutes and then see the responses. Sometimes I even chime in just to get some racist anons riled up or toss in some bait to get them to post info graphs and statistics. I also get the anon to reveal their race so I can take note.
It's a part of an experiment I'm doing. Letting you guys know of the ruse cruise is the second half of this experiment. If my hypothesis is correct I should get some interesting results from here on out!
What do you hope to achieve by doing this?
>>29338870
Sorry I can't reveal too much right now. Part of it is understanding how hiveminds work
I love y'all blackies, in fact I just love you all
Poast your tinders here please
Yummy mummy inn my tummy
> im the girl
Oh Sorry i forgot...
Straight fire but no response ;-;
>meet girl on tinder
>her pics make her look good
>turns out she might be a fatty
JUST you guys were right, too good to be true
>>29338637
I would fucking slam-bam-watchout-man that fuckpig, what are you on lad? Fucking normalfags, Jesus Christ.
>>29338655
Idk man, id prolly still smash i just dont want to be seriously dating a fatty. Id even feel ashamed for fucking that even if id like too. This is what she supposedly looked like
>>29338637
I'm a tit man so I see no problem, but it's pretty obvious from that pic that she is a big girl. Use a little more observation skills while using tinder. Otherwise you will be meeting up with a lot of desperate land whales.