So you... so you REALLY are a... virgin, ano-PFFffAHHHAHAHAHAH
Sorry sorry anon it's just that it's SO weird!
I mean, do you even like girls?
that girl looks like a 30 year old woman who's trying to look young but isn't
Ahem, I actually did fuck a girl.
Be right back.
*prints out pic related*
SEE
*shoves it in her face*
>>29338982
Are you the Cloverfield monster, bro?
What the FUCK is wrong with your dick?
>>29338999
There's hair growing on the shaft and there's a ton of dry flaky skin on it.
>>29338851
well I'm going to heaven and ur going to hell, slut.
lol I win
>>29338851
Irrelevant. I'm planning on giving birth to Jesus Christ the second. Doesn't matter if I'm a dude.
>>29338851
I won't be after I rape you.
saving myself for 72 virgins
*blows up*
"You're a fake tryhard cunt and literally nobody would listen to your music if you didn't have a vagina."