Hey anon, how's your family doing? What? You don't have a wife & kids yet? Cmon now anon, don't you hate being alone all the time?
>>29978979
Bitch at least I didn't have to settle for brown town lmao
>qt white girl
>chooses ugly ass Indian guy and has an ugly ass kid
If you're gonna date brown people, at least date good looking ones like me.
>>29979031
Yet you're a virgin whining about how you can't get a gf on r9k
>tfw mom and dad still have faith in me
How do I tell them the truth that I have failed everything and I am a complete loser without hurting their feelings? I really wish I didnt stop going to college they pay for. I really wish I didnt leech off of them. I really wish my guilt doesnt fade way few minutes after and start doing nothing. I really wish I was successfull and made them proud.
It's too easy to do nothing when parents do things for you, you need to struggle to move up. Move out and be on your own for a while, maybe a year, maybe two years. Come back and visit them when you've grown up a bit and you've achieved something.
>>29978971
Same here anon. Its ok. Your parents love you very much, and nothing you do will dissapoint them.
>>29978971
my parents too
Sometimes I don't know whether it's faith or denial
>Back in 2005, age 18.
>Honor student. Lots of friends and popular in high school
>lots of opportunities appear
>decide to move to a different country upon graduation instead of taking more obvious opportunities
>become NEET (2005 to 2007)
>be me 2016, turning 30
>barely finished my undergraduate studies this year
>massive student...
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>>29978965
>decide to move to a different country upon graduation instead of taking more obvious opportunities
why did you do this my man
did you fall for the grass is greener meme?
I would, but an envelope full of weed and pirated DVD's would probably never make it through customs.
My profound sympathy must suffice.
>>29979041
>mfw 18 and thinking I know everything
>force my idea to move to a different country
why cant i go back in time?
>>29979044
Thanks man, the sympathy is definitely needed right now. Got some weed but not even smoking is helping me right now. fff-
>be me
>had a gf at 7yrs
>don't want her to hang out with other kids because jealous and insecure
>become controlling and forceful
>she moves school
>get fat and are bullied by everyone
>bigger than other kids so beat them up to defend pride
>get 3 years of anger management by old 2nd wave feminists
>it...
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You got memed on pretty hard son.
And you'll keep getting memed on.
Pertinent question; how many times have you directly asked a woman if she would have sex with you?
I've done so maybe nine times total ever and struck lucky four of those.
Not a KHV, but still foreveralone no gf.
>>29978948
Stop caring move on never have kids let the humans race die off. We are nothing but trash and should be killed for our illogical ways un caring cunts we all are.
It's not your fault humans are garbage but you can so something about the problem...
>>29979271
I've never asked a girl directly (or indirectly) for sex
Two girls have asked me for it directly that weren't trying to sell it
1st - she was too drunk and had already got off with another guy that night
2ns - she was too submissive and i wasn't going to want that
>be me
>drunk
>go to leddit
>go to cancer depression subreddit because they tolerate a lot of bullshit posts about "muh life"
>chat about how i'm very socially impaired, going to be lonely, people see me as a monster, etc.
>mention i'm gonna kill myself soon
>also talk about how I hate normal people because all they do is moan about shit...
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>>29978944
Youre not a monster.
>>29978944
Well, what did you expect? Did you go there in the hopes that people would feel sorry for you?
>>29979512
Seriously, this. What the fuck OP. You know by now that nobody gives a shit about anyone else.
Lol. Expecting for people to be sympathetic or empathetic. You give them too much credit.
Guy from this thread here >>29960339
I just went on my first date since I was 14. Here is greentext recap.
>meet up with her
>she gives me a hug, super happy to see me
>tell her she looks better in person, she thinks i'm good looking, walk to the mall to get food
>she's playing fucking pokemon go the whole time
>make small talk about a...
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I really really like this girl and want to see her again but I feel like she was maybe bullshitting about the car thing (although her mom was there to pick her up, texting her, and she didn't have a car of her own) and wanting to do this again. She did seem to genuinely enjoy my company and was engaged in the conversation. We couldn't go to her house because neither of us had a car.
you probably could but you better have A. a plan and B. be aggressive, or it's over.
she did let you kiss her so that's good. means she wasn't totally repulsed. the car story isn't really that unbelievable if she didn't actually have her own car. i say wait and see if she messages you.
>>29978919
wow, anon, honestly, I am impressed, I dont think it really matters if you get another date, what matters is that you tried it and it was not that bad, not sure about your chances of getting a second date, but man, you did well tonight, be a bit more proud of your achievement today.
CONFOUND THOSE NORMIE BOYS. I HATE CHAD! I HATE RICK! AND I HATE TERRY!
Ill oregano, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>29978907
GADZOOKS! I SAY DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT HARLOT STACY WAS WEARING AT THE TOWN HALL MEETING?
>>29978907
I SAY, I SAW THOSE NORMIE BOYS PLAYING THE POKEMON GO ON MY NEIGHBORS LAWN
HAVE THEY NO SHAME
>>29978947
DEAR SWEET STACEY SUCKPIPE! HOW I LOVE HER!...
It's another daily MBTI (personality horoscope) thread
>inb4 smart but lazy INTP
>inb4 INTJ master race
Test: 16personalities.com/free-personality-test
New forum: mbtiforum.com
>>29978865
I got ISTJ
>People with this type may struggle to express emotion or affection outwardly
This might explain why some of the people I work with dont like me. That and I'm socially retarded
who /istp/ here
Orig
Can't wait to see all the unique results from the highly diverse r9k community.
Post your cutest 3d girls here
>>29978838
404, qt 3d girls not found..
u start
chubby girl self-conscious about her lips
so cute >.<
Statistically speaking, women are:
>30% less likely to cheat (woops, r9k forgot to tell you this)
>less likely to race mix because they can actually control their animal desires
>10 times less violent, female crime is virtually non-existent
>are far less likely to be defective (mentally ill, disabled), male autists (like you) outnumber female counterparts 4:1
>now actually earn more than males do if you take into account things like work experience, education, etc
Also
>XY chromosome is inherently defective and slowly degrading
>have less sexual partners on average despite /r9k/ fiercely trying to prove otherwise
>pathetic thirsty betas is basically what's wrong with the internet
>men are extremely easy to manipulate, although due to narcissistic inferiority complex they try to delude themselves to believe that they are the ones manipulating
>men always need to overcompensate something, because they always feel insecure about every part of their body and every part of their life
>men essentially never grow up till their 40s
>can actually give birth, so men-free society is possible
>it's widely acceptable that women are more aesthetically beautiful then men
>b-but we are smarter
Actually since women gained access to education, took career opportunities, etc female IQ started to catch up quickly, as a result recent tests show that female IQ surpassed male IQ for the first time
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9401241/IQ-tests-women-score-higher-than-men.html
>b-but muh inventions
See above. The number of female inventors is rising pretty quickly
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2012-03-01/women-inventors-double-their-share-of-patent
>b-but we work on dangerous jobs
So did a lot of slaves.
>b-but we are physically stronger
It's 21st century, so it doesn't matter. Machines already replace a lot of manual labour, nobody needs you anymor
You can't deny these facts, so you'll quickly resort to "fuck off to tumblr" or something. Check mate.
>>29978835
we all know women are superior that's why it's all the more painful to see so many of them throwing their potential away
>not a single fact in the OP
>posts a disgusting gook as well
>>29978835
Yes, women are superior. Most (non-autistic/narcissistic) males also know this fact. Soo.. What's the point again?
>tfw no qt autistic girlfriend like pic related
Why even live anon? https://youtu.be/fc9NVnsVXBY
>>29978821
I'd like to hold her hand in public.
>>29978821
I saw that on Tosh.0
This is retardedly cute for some reason, and I usually don't like this kind of shit
>be black guy
>can get away with balding
>can get away with wearing glasses
>can get away with acting beta
>can act as alpha as I want and make people intimidated
>always assumed to have a big schlong
>can get women of every race
>naturally lower inhibition than whites
>automatically perceived...
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>>29978814
post timestamped cock you fucking nigger.
>>29978814
you forgot
>can get away with watching anime/wearing anime shit in public
>>29979281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2Iov1pCDg
this shits 10/10
He's done it! RB has now publicly come out against sjw's and black lives matter
he has come into his own and is ready to be a leader.
(starts about 12 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjHoE1z-JQ
Is John the hero we need?
THE FIRE RISES
John became a man today. I have tears in my eyes.
>>29978801
Reviewbrah was a mistake, he's nothing but trash.
This autistic parasite will only sink deeper and deeper into pol degeneracy untill there is nothing left but an empty husk. You can see it in his eyes, he's dead.
>be me last night on first date
>misses her train
>it's ok come stay at mine
>ok anon
>get home she starts kissing me
>she strips me of
>blow job but in a teasing way so I can finish
>pushes me back jumps on me and rides me with such rythem I explode
>still rock hard
>she...
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i wish i had a condom to have sex with. It's been 6+ months and I am in a stable relationship. I'm either really horny right now or I have to pee.
>>29978786
>Best sex you've ever had
>>29978786
>Best sex you've ever had?
>sex
Tell me your greatest sin, and also the best thing you ever did for someone.
>>29978738
hi
oregano and other spices
we both saw it but i just recently started to piece together the scope of the problem and i am totally aware JOY- hey hello
>>29978738
>greatest sin
sucked dick, I also have lots of degenerate fetishes
>best thing you ever did for someone
No idea.