>tfw fell for the Comp Sci meme
>>29621911
you poor bastard, so did i.
nice dubs though
>>29621911
How bad is it?fuck you, automod, this is original enough
>>29621911
whats wrong with com sci
I'm thinking of studying it
Ask a landlord with 4 female live in tenants anything
Are they ugly?
>>29621878
why this when havent yet raping them yet.
>>29621878
how often do you go into theirs rooms and stick your face in their panty drawer?
what pic turned you to the dark side for good
>>29621861
I want to have a qt maid boy ride on my cock
>>29621861
No pic can do that
Only your mom when you were 4 years old can do that
This one
origami
How do I give my trap gf a hands free prostate orgasm?
that just looks exhausting
why would you allow yourself to develop a fetish like that
Fug her boipucci
as someone who hasn't had a hands-free orgasm, how long would it take for me to edge/tease myself to bring myself to orgasm?
Make me laugh , I need to laugh right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY3p4wLPknc
It's the best I can do at short notice. Hope you know who death grips is or this falls rather flat.
>>29621857
Flat you say? ;P
>invite robot friend to go to beach with me and some friends
>he wears a speedo
>>29621775
it's summer man, get into it
>invite a robot to play airsoft capture the flag with me and some people from my school
>he got shot
>I go to heal him
>he spergs out and shoots me in the face from under the mask
>gets up and storms off
>people from school shoot the shit out of him
>>29621775
OMG HOW DARE HE WEAR SOMETHING THAT ISNT ATYPICAL FFS WHAT ABOUT HOW YOU AND ONLY YOU FEEL BAKA HE SHOULD JUST DIE AMIRITE LMAOING STUPID BOYS WEAR GRNERED CLOTHING LOSER LOSER HORNLESS HORNLESS DUMB KIMAHRI
>Jehova's witnesses ring my doorbell
>they're two old ladies so I can't just tell them to fuck off
>listen to their speeches and take their leaflets
>repeat every two months
Today I wasted five minutes of my life learning about the future cleansing of the earthly paradise. This needs to stop, but I can't stop it.
>>29621767
I usually get Mormon boys knocking my door. An easy way to get rid of them is to ask:
> Well im gay, how your church deals with that?
They usually get a little embarrassed and try to use euphemisms to say "we don gay" as I slowly close the door.
Although one time the boy said "our church welcomes all no matter what". He was a friendly lad. Too bad I had to abandon my faggotry to join the club. Such a shame.
Convert senpai, it's the only way to stop them.
>ironically, it'd probably be good for you as a robot since there's probably a bunch of brainwashed qt's at the church looking for sex.
>>29621889
The amount of gay sex that happens in church camps and seminaries. You would be amazed.
I've decided I'm moving away from home on Tuesday.
What was it like when you left home /r9k/?
Its time we start terminating the illness that is known on the internet as "FilthyFrank"... THIS GUY IS THE REASON ALL OF THOSE PIECES OF SHIT EXIST.. ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU HATE, THAT MAKE FUN OF US N GOOD PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING GOOD FOR THE WORLD OR JUST GOING THROUGH SHIT LIKE DISEASES... HE IS BELITTING AND BULLYING THEM AND ITS TIME WE STAND UP TO THAT SHIT AND SAY... NO... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. IM NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND ACT LIKE THIS IS ONLY ABOUT ANIME BECAUSE ITS NOT BUT EVER SINCE I UPLOADED THAT VIDEO REACTING TO HIS VIDEO ABOUT WEABOOS THEY POSTED THAT SHIT ON...
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Where you moving to? For what?
>>29621759
I left for basic a year ago, my brother and mom cried,
Felt bretty bad tbqh
There must be some evolutionary purpose for negativity.
I've tried to be positive, but it just runs counter to the grain of my being.
Maybe we served some purpose in the tribe before everything went normie.
>>29621749
I bet you guys were sectioned off into an /r9cave/ even in neanderthal times
>>29621777
the trips speak
POONGAAAAAAAAA FUCKING NORMALGARSSS
>>29621749
Negativity balances out with positivity allowing realism.
Who here know what they want to do but can't 100% commit ?
>If i do what i truly want to do whats in my heart and live out my dream it would devastate my family
but i don't and so i let my family devastate me
>>29621746
Don't be so vague. What's the thing in your heart that you want to do? Why would your family care?
>>29621746
Oh wait... I get it now. Your dream is "suicide". And you "can't commit". Ha ha, very funny.
>>29621769
Risk investing into business this would mean id spend time energy & money into it which could possibly fail, starting a business would be hard at first esp when you provide lots for your family
I currently work & put food on table for a few members of my family (call me a cuck) yeah but i don't mind, they need my support & i was just raised this way
bf/gf thread, because I didn't see one
/can't even pick up fat chicks/ edition
>Physical Attributes
>Preferences
>Hobbies
Get some contacts, buds.
>>29621735
As if any cute girls even browse these threads or this board.
>>29621757
D-don't even need to be cute!
>>29621757
ouch
>fucking hate this oregano bullshit
>tfw fell for the art meme
>tfw never good enough to compete professionally
>tfw never be taken seriously
>tfw never have your artistic dreams become reality
>tfw all your "good" ideas will die with you and remain unknown
>tfw you didn't think of anything else to do in life
Anyone have similar feels?
>>29621639
Read The War of Art by steven pressfield
keep practicing then you tard
>>29621639
>want to go to art school
>know that I would probably not succeed very well after school
>realize that no one really gives a shit about my medium or me in general
:(
I am retiring from this website, effective immediately. I wish you all the best of luck. Goodbye.
gf? suicide?
See you tomorrow brexitbro.
>>29621630
nah just quitting the website.
What is the oldest meme you know? Preferably pre-4chan if possible.
L is real in 2401
Peanut butter jelly time.
everyone else who knew stormdad may have died of old age by now, but this anon remembers
I'm going on a Tinder date r9k. I'm also a 22 year old KV. How do I not fuck this up?
>>29621474
dont sperg out
>>29621474
How attractive did you have to be?
Did you have to work through a lot rejection to get that date?
Don't act too desperate, they can smell your fear