>>29621767
I usually get Mormon boys knocking my door. An easy way to get rid of them is to ask:
> Well im gay, how your church deals with that?
They usually get a little embarrassed and try to use euphemisms to say "we don gay" as I slowly close the door.
Although one time the boy said "our church welcomes all no matter what". He was a friendly lad. Too bad I had to abandon my faggotry to join the club. Such a shame.

Convert senpai, it's the only way to stop them.
>ironically, it'd probably be good for you as a robot since there's probably a bunch of brainwashed qt's at the church looking for sex.

>>29621889
The amount of gay sex that happens in church camps and seminaries. You would be amazed.

>>29621961
I had a friend who went to a male only church camp solely to have gay sex. He said that he never had as much sex as in there, not even after coming out and using Grindr. Oh well, such is life.

>jw comes to my house
>asks if I can talk about whatever bullshit they talk about.
>say no thank you I don't have time but if you have any literature I'd be happy to take it.

It really is that easy.

>yfw they were right all along
>Yfw Jehovah comes down from his celestial throne of darkness and afflicts you with incurable terminal diseases that rots your eyes and tongue out of your face
>Tfw you won't enjoy everlasting paradise on earth and talk to animals

>>29621767
>wasted 5 minutes of my life

no you wasted your whole life being a NEET faggot.

>>29622221
Okay, I lied. They just interrupted my fapping session.

>mormons come to my house
>ask them to come back later in the week when im not busy
>jw comes to my house
>ask him the same thing
>trick them both into showing up at the same time
>question the nature of god
>they dont even argue with each other despite conflicting beliefs

waste of time tbf