Are there fun commercial piss bottles for adults? The ones for old people seem boring.
w-where the fuck does that orange part go on the girl
>for kids
NO ITS NOT YOU FUCKING NORMIES
>>29666497
The first and last time I tried to use a piss bottle, I filled the bottle up to the brim and it overflowed over my laptop and made a few of the keys stop working. You niggas must have small bladders if you can avoid that.
Ask an anon about to do MDMA with his three other friends anything.
>>29666494
I like froggua
>>29666501
Same. Pepe is funny!
>>29666494
DEVILISH
WHAT IS GOING ON BOBBY
RACHEL, I AM GOING TO FIX THIS
>Be me
>Live with a cute friend
>Do all kinds of stuff for her, not because she asks for it, but because I want to, treat her nice, etc
>She's nice to me, most of the time. But sometimes she won't even say hello, or talk to me the entire day
>She has daddy issues, not sure if that's the cause for her to be kinda slutty, at least for me. Most of her friends are dudes.
>They're...
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>>29666486
This is like being a cuck but you didn't even make it as far as an actual relationship.
Do you like her enough to ruin your friendship/living arrangement?
Also if she has mostly male friends thats a massive red flag.
>>29666486
It's pretty natural. I think if you're around any cute girl your age regularly it's hard to not eventually develop some sort of feelings. They don't sound that strong though, so I wouldn't worry too much about them. To be honest she doesn't sound like good girlfriend material.
r9k, I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel.
That's what I keep telling myself when I think of suicide.
i always cry. every time.
>>29666483
Vote Hilary Clinton and she'll do it for you.
If not in America, vote commie whatever the party.
*unshields katana*
I made me who you are this way
*teleports behind you*
Whispers: time to meet your maker kid
*teleports back to where I'm standing*
Waaaatttchhh this!
*does a double front flip and lands on you're head*
*unzips crotch of sweatpants and reveals downward facing penis*
*sends penis into you're skull on the top of it*
*resheathes penis*
*teleports to old spot*
HAHA better luck next time...
*you die*
>>29666454
Anon! I have asked you three times now to kow the lawn. Don't make me come out there. And put your father's sword back now!
>>29666614
And while you're at it, mow the lawn.
>>29666454
*watches you from my underground laboratory*
yes... project 32 is as strong as we expected
*sips whisky*
he's our most useful tool
I just got fired.
I got a job at dominos last Thursday, been working there all week 6 hours a day. Tonight the manager kid who looks about my age (19) says "you can clock out now, and don't come back" I ask him "so what, I'm fired?" And he looks at me like a retard and says Yeah. I'm a hard fucking worker, I've worked construction since I was 15 and I genuinely don't know why I was fired. I work a lot harder than a lot of these cucks who are on their phones all the time or taking cigarette breaks every fucking half hour.
Wagecuck...
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>>29666395
shit in his mouth
>>29666395
If your country isn't a shithole there should be a public organisation that deals with this type of thing.
>>29666395
all robots should become nighttime janitors, best low level job if you ask me
What's your reason for living? What motivation do you have left?
When I first started considering suicide, what I told myself was that I should keep living because I owed my parents. I wanted to get a decent job and help pay them back for taking care of me and pay off their debt.
Now that I've grown older, I realized that I hate my family just as much as everyone else or maybe even moreso. My reason for living has moved on to my fixation over a 2D girl. I carry on because I love her.
>inb4 haha what a loser so pathetic loving an anime...
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>>29666356
are you a qt boy? I want to cuddle you
my reasons for living is:
>too cowardly for suicide
>don't want to be depressed all the time
>just lift and play tennis till I'm sick
I guess the lyrics from radiohead's true love waits make sense for me: "I'm not living, I'm just killing time"
I have none. I'm a lazy person who drifts from day to day with no passions or desires in life, but also nothing depressing me. I am in a perfect state of "meh".
People would be sad if I died. Unfortunately I have a large family, so those chains are here to stay.
Post edgy depressing emo shit, lets all bitch and cry together.
>still getting """""""sad"""""""
Lmao babby depression, dont even have total existential despair and anhedonia yet
>>29666301
Gas the kikes, race war now?nothing edgier than the holocaust
>>29666347
>>29666330
This is so me rn lads
>be me
>super autistic
>talk with my literal faggot friend on a normie voicechat
>he invites his friends
>one of them is a girl
>they literally start talking about dick size
>all of the guys have huge dicks
>the girl was like "uuh my ex had like a 5 inch penis lol so small"
>they ask...
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C'mon you can do better than this.
>>29666318
it is actually true. That's what's sad.
ive never met anyone that says they're smaller then 8 inches, and i went to public high school, and had plenty of fuckboy friends
Why do racist white men LOVE Asian women so much?
>>29666190jdhfshdb
asian pussy is made for white cock
>>29666190
Because they're hypocrites.
So /r9k/ I've been noticing a lot of gay threads lately. How you gonna explain it?
>>29666129
HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN FUCKING A MAN
>>29666129
[low growling noise intensifies]
I think some people are trying to solve the r9k problem and realized we'll never get gfs. So turning us all gay is their best plan so far.
Do you ever think about taking another's life?
>>29666037
Yeah, by wasting their time.
Almost always when I'm browsing this shithole, some people really need to be murdered.
Not really. If I did, my life would be over, and I don't have a gun, so it wouldn't be easy to off myself when the police come.
Besides, I like porn and food. Can't enjoy that if I'm dead.
>Turned 20
>Mom has been pushing me to go back to school and further my education
>Finally give in because she says she'll pay for it, and I hate working in retail
>Start classes in shitty community college
>First class is French (never took language in high school, and two semesters are required for transfer)
>Really was not looking forward to this class
>First...
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>success.jpg
>She says yes!
>Next day we get together
>I still live at home with mom, French girl knows this, but mom is kinda overbearing and treats me like a child, and I know she would get weird if I brought a girl home
>So we meet at girls apartment for every study session
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>It actually ends up being pretty natural, and feels good too
>Make out for like 30 mins, because at this point I'm pretty comfortable with it, and not sure how to take the next step
>Eventually she starts rubbing me through my jeans
>I do the same thing to her
>I follow her lead like this until the point where our pants are coming off and shes stroking my bare penis
>Feel like I'm already about to cum
>Luckily she stops for a second and looks at me
>I ask her if she wants to have sex
>She just laughs and says yes
>Says she would be morr comfortable if I used a condom though
>Fuck, I totally forgot and didn't bring one
>She says she has some but they're really long ones, doesn't know if they'll fit (I only have a 5 inch pecker)
>Ask her why she has really long condoms
>"My ex boyfriend! He has a a huge dick"
>I literally feel like I'm about to cry
>She never said anything about an ex
>Feel so inferior
>I think she realizes her mistake, asks me whats wrong
>I'm just filled with rage at this point and start shouting at her, with tears rolling down my cheek
>Ask her how she could do this to me and call her a slut, etc.
>She says "I don't understand.."
>I just run out her front door crying
>Go home and cry for an hour or so, finally calm down
>Realize the gravity of what I had just done
>I have class with her tomorrow
>Fuck
>Decide that the only thing I can do is tell ny mom I'm at class and sit in my car for 2 hours
>Literally do this for rest of semester
>Drop out of college at this point, mom is disappointed
>Go back to retail job, where I'll probably spend the rest of my life
>Working one day and see French girls roommates
>They just laugh
That's the story of how a female ruinef my life... never trust women
>Ask her how she could do this to me and call her a slut, etc
>ran away crying like a bitch
Should've just fucked her and dropped all contact. If she wants be a retarded whore then treat her like one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Ve36zldxQ
this might be one of my favorites.
>>29665927
Cool.origino posto
You goin to hell mister!
>>29665927
That's fuckes up lmao nigga kys
I am thinking of getting an escort to get rid of my virginity.. problem is, I don't even know where to start looking.
From looking up online, I see a lot of escort agencies explicitly stating that their escorts do not sell sexual activities. Are they just saying this so as to not attract the police (I live in the US, so it's illegal) but when they meet with clients, they actually do have sex? Or will I just be wasting $500 an hour just chatting to the escort?
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>>29665875
They have to say that so they won't get arrested
>>29666058
/thread
You're paying for their "time". Everyone knows its BS but its a legal loophole. As long as they're not hooking on the streets or doing bigger crimes no one gives a fuck.
>>29665875
Go to Canada, anon