*unshields katana*
I made me who you are this way
*teleports behind you*
Whispers: time to meet your maker kid
*teleports back to where I'm standing*
Waaaatttchhh this!
*does a double front flip and lands on you're head*
*unzips crotch of sweatpants and reveals downward facing penis*
*sends penis into you're skull on the top of it*
*resheathes penis*
*teleports to old spot*
HAHA better luck next time...
*you die*
>>29666454
Anon! I have asked you three times now to kow the lawn. Don't make me come out there. And put your father's sword back now!
>>29666614
And while you're at it, mow the lawn.
>>29666454
*watches you from my underground laboratory*
yes... project 32 is as strong as we expected
*sips whisky*
he's our most useful tool
Anon-sama, I think I'm finally ready to join your party. What must I do to prove my worth?
>>29667023
I don't know if that's a girl or boy but I still want to put a skirt on it and fuck it.
>>29667241
>>29667023
0/5 has no butt
Is it bad that my goal for working out was to look good enough to pull this look off and actually look threatening?
>unsheathes kanabo
ara ara
cute sword Ningen
>smashes katana in half with oni girl muscles
yare yare daze
>forcibly mates with ningen
tch nothing personal
>>29667023
butch
desu
>>29667023
Teach me how to get killer traps like you, what's your routine gurl
>>29667023
Pretty sure that's a guy who is a submissive feminine trap desu
You can easily tell by the man like arms and stomach area. I'd probably still have sex with it, he looks pretty submissive and feminine, or at least he's trying to look submissive and feminine. He's even wearing the fucking choker/collar.
>>29666454
yowai! is that the best you've got?!
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
foolish ningen, you cannot escape death! SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slices you in half*
hmph.. its 1000 years too early for you to be taking me on..
*disappears into the darkness of the night*
>>29666689
*look at the action unfold from a gorrilion miles away but can see and hear perfectly using my ki*
heh,, looks like he took out my best man....
*takes out black and red katana forded from darkness itself*
*licks it and smiles*
this will be fun.....
I love these threads. They're fun. I think I said that in a previous one too, but I thought I'd say it again.
>>29666454
* Unsheathes bayonet *
Za Stalina!
* Artillery shells explode behind you as the Sacred War blasts over the battlefield.*
Ni shagu nazad! Za Rodinu!
* One million soldiers of the Worker-Peasant Red Army charge at you. *
One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic!
* You are shot by a 76mm gun from a T-34 assembled at the factory Red Sormovo N.112. *
*deserters are shot by NKVD*
PPsH nothin personel comrade
Whenever I see pics of guys like these, I always imagine them as video game bosses. Imagine fighting some young dude with a sword who's dressed like a 1920s businessman while free jazz plays in the background. It could definitely work.
>>29666454
>I made me who you are this way
>>29666454
:unsheaths fedora:
:atheist fire commence:
:tips:
no hard feelings, champ!
>>29666454
FOOL!
*appears through floor* your crimes won't go unpunished! *control body jutsu* it's about time you commit sudoku.
*you commit sudoku* *walks away with fedora covering face*
didn't stand a chance
>>29668172
*changes channel*
>>29666454
*Watches from distance*
"Hehehahahahaaa...Your attacks are nothing"
*Materializes balloons out of nothing*
"Don't cha wanna balloon? They float. They ALL float."
"What'sa matta? One ballooon.. Not enough? TRY A BUNCH!"
*Balloons start materializing and explode in everyone's faces, leaving them stunned*
"Hehehaaaa, next time, I'll make you floooaaaat, kid."
>>29669355
*shoots you with a silver slingshot or some bullshit*
*uses the power of friendship and elementary school kids having a gangbang*
"Psshh...Nothin personell
*teleports behind u*
*unzips dick*
*grabs ur ass*
*fuks u raw*
ur pretty good... for a kid... heh.
>>29666454
>I made me who you are this way
????
what the fug does that mean?
