>had long flowing blond-red hair
>girls would hit on me occasionally (still a kv tho)
>get it cut to apply for jobs
>stupid gook barber doesn't listen when I tell her to leave it long on top
>she tricks me, tells me she'll cut the top "just a little bit" so I can spike it
>now it's hardly an inch long, ~10 months of growth gone
>look...
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>spiking your hair
>2015
Nigga are you still living in 2005 or what
>>24725795
JU$T
Oh god I know those feels
>have always let my hair grow about shoulder length
>great hair genes from mother's side
>also helps hide my awkwardly small ears
>haven't cut it in a few months
>getting ready to head out to cousin's place for Thanksgiving
>at least one of those methhead fucks always gives me shit for my hair
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What do black anons think of """""racist"""""""" phrases like "nigger" and "niggress"?
I'll admit, whenever I read a post with the word "niglet", I giggle.
>dindu
>apefrica
>rape ape
>shitskin
>north american pavement ape
Do these affect you?
they are pretty fucking funny tbqh
>>24725702
>dindu
I think this one is funny
>apefrica
>rape ape
Never heard these before
>shitskin
Don't think anything of it
>north american pavement ape
Never heard this one before, it is humorous.
>>24725702
You said niglet. He he he he.
>a girl will never, EVER look at you like this
I don't care if she's paid to do it, that's besides the point
That feel hits too close to home tbhfam
is she mirin?
>>24725776
You beat me to that image.
>when you go on your first real date as a 22 year old and it doesn't go horrible
She's beautiful robots. Waited a year to message her cause she had a bf. Now she doesn't.
You can impress yourself guys. Follow your dreams success is around the corner
>have had plenty of gfs since high school
>never went on dates until the age of 24
>>24725513
>tfw 25 and never touched a grill
>>24727445
>lying on an anonymous image board
>"Anon, Robert has just relayed to us that whilst both of you were taking a leak earlier at the urinals, he stood next to you, and he observed that your penis is only fewer than 4 inches in length. hahahaha, Anon, please do tell us, is this information true? ahhahahaha"
>really big penis
>so much so that I've been Yaked about on my campus yik yak when wearing shorts in the summer
>still hardly ever have sex
Great meme
>>24725504
But my penis wasn't erect when I was peeing
>>24725537
>Yaked about on my campus yik yak
Kill yourself
mommy here! I know you're doing your best out there and i'm so proud of you, anon. I know you can accomplish anything. mommy loves you so much!
>>24725367
You aren't my real mom
Thx anime mom
can I have some milk and cookies doe
>>24725367
You're not my real mom LauraI miss you mommy...
Does love exist? Do you know anyone who's in a happy and healthy long-term relationship?
no it doesn't, at least not the love you're thinking of
Yes it does.
It is a lasting desire to protect another person and see them do well.
"Love," the way you're thinking of, doesn't exist. You think as love as some magical thing that is meant for everyone, and that there's a soul mate out there for you, waiting to you to sweep her off her feet. Love is a made up word. When two people really like each other, they spend more and more time together, and this so-called-love feeling fades. It's all a gimmick made to sell diamonds and pointless bullshit we don't need.
The realest definition of love is walking into your apartment after a hard day, and having your dog rush to...
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>do all nighter with adderrall
>parents drink until 4 am
>wake up at 9
>do their usual loud as fuck routine
>they have literally been running around me being loud as fuck all ALL DAY
>its 10 o'clock and I just want to relax to go to bed
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>>24725271
MOVE OUT YOU PATHETIC FUCK
>>24725271
Move out for fucks sake
>>24725271
>I haven't had an uninterrupted night of sleep in ten fucking years
>do all nighter with adderrall
Robots are truly, retarded scum
name a more based adult swim show and the protip is you can't
Rick and morty, Super jail, the mighty boosh. Shin chan
>>24725377
eww
mootbloxxx
>>24725377
Hol up senpai, they're making new episodes of the Boosh?
>"Anon, I do suppose that it will be getting dark quite soon. I think that it would be best for us to construct a shelter and build a fire before the sun sets and the night creeps out over the land "
>>24725221
Well let's get to work then
Fuck off OP just let me live my escapism.
>>24725234
>I mean you construct it.
Anyone here socially anxious because of past experiences like pic related?
>Always was a loner at school
>Always was a loner during family reunions
>Cousins didnt like me and turned aganist me because of some family beef with my parents
>People at school didnt like me because of my nationality
>tfw cant even hold a conversation with my parents
>People wonder why Im so serious and quiet
>>24725150
Post a more specific experience.
Never had that kind of embarrassing experience but when I was younger I was, for whatever reason, constantly made fun of for irrelevant shit. People criticized me even if what I did was right or were just straight up against me for no reason. Never got credit for anything, etc.
It doesn't happen anymore but I still don't know what it was about me that made others castigate me so often.
I used to play class clown a lot. I was really social but really nervous all the time too, so I probably seemed that way too. Nobody said anything to me about it though.
trips decides my PSN name
AaaaaaaaaasssssssFortyThree
BigBangTheoryfan420
NOT_a_Pedo
>tfw short frenulum
It's like god doesn't want me to enjoy sex.
I know this feel. Also my deek is only 5 bone pressed. I don't want to know the pathetic girth
>>24725616
No amount of stretching helps me. My dick is fucked.
>>24725670
get it snipped
ONE NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
HUE HUE
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH MEE
4
nothing's wrong with me
Hey anon, I'm very spontaneous, why aren't you?
Fuck off hoe.
How do you like that? Spontanious enough for your steroid abusing ass?
>>24725012
I am spontaneous. Spontaneously combusting
Get a fire extinguisher
*holds up sporkk*