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>"Anon, Robert has just relayed to us that whilst both
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>"Anon, Robert has just relayed to us that whilst both of you were taking a leak earlier at the urinals, he stood next to you, and he observed that your penis is only fewer than 4 inches in length. hahahaha, Anon, please do tell us, is this information true? ahhahahaha"
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>really big penis
>so much so that I've been Yaked about on my campus yik yak when wearing shorts in the summer
>still hardly ever have sex
Great meme
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>>24725504
But my penis wasn't erect when I was peeing
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>>24725537
>Yaked about on my campus yik yak
Kill yourself
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>more girls humiliating me

E N O U G H
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>>24725565
>my penis wasn't erect when I was peeing
lol, wtf?
???
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>>24725504

1:I wasn't erect.

2: Robert is a huge faggot.
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Bitch you think your packing whip out yours I bet your friend on the left packs Moby Dick in those panties
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so sorry for being genetically inferior
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>>24725599
How can you tell how long someone's penis is when its flaccid?
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I wasn't erect and why was Robert staring at my penis
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>>24725646
>>24725674

What do you mean?
I thought it just got hard and stood up when erected?
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>>24725696
Are you 8 years old?
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>>24725713
I-ive never seen a penis irl :/
pls no bully
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>>24725739
ok brother
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>>24725739
It changes in size between flaccid and erect, some by a little, some by a lot

>tfw grower not a shower and it takes some stimulation to reach fully erect but girls don't know guys might need foreplay too and just get disappointed when you are only half mast but they think that's it and leave and mock you later
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>>24725739
Jesus how fat are you
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>>24725862
>>24725832
>>24725750
Im a 19 year old girl
5'1" 105 lbs not fat :(
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>>24726000
have you never watched porn for chrissake?
i've never seen vagina in real life but i probably know more about its anatomy than you do
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>>24726000
>wow, what a qt ;)
>will u b my gf
Yeah, no, seriously, you're online, there's lots of things to look at. Now go away. You must be b8 or very new to announce all that about yourself, especially being a girl.
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>>24725739
>didn't pay attention in sex ed
next thing you'll say is that you didn't realize it's perfectly normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other
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>>24726042
>>24726114
>>24726108
>watching porn
Fucking degenerates assuming she is as vile as you

>>24726000
Its perfectly OK to be a virgin, dont let the spergs around here shame you for it, most of them are just mad that you won't date them, lmao :)
So, why are you a virgin? YOu religious or just waiting for somebody special?
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>>24725696
kek

You've got growers and showers. Growers can grow up to 4x when erect. Showers start off pretty big but hardly grow. Most people are growers so flaccid size is mostly irrelevant.
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Yeah well roberts a fucking cock gazer.
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>>24726000
Nice triples m80
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I'm really good at cunnininglus.
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>>24726351
Whiteknight please
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>I'm a grower, not a shower. give me a minute in bed with either of you and I'll show you just how big I can get
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>>24725504
What Robert meant to say was 4 inches ... longer than his.
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>>24725537
How big is it m8?
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>>24726000
What the fuck? How do girls not know this?
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>>24726351
>porn is the only way to learn about sex
Holy fucking whiteknight, you are retarded. Porn is the last way to learn about sex. And no, you can't teach her about it because you're the most obvious whiteknight niceguy kek and thus a virgin yourself.
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my penis only like an inch long when it's flacid
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>>24726870
Mine changes but it never gets more than 3, but sometimes its been one. But erect it's 7
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daily reminder that women will laugh at you if you dont have a 12*8 inch penis
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>tfw 5.5 inches
p-pls don't bully me...
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Yes it it.
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>>24726802
9.5 inches, doesn't help I brought primarily runners shorts that end above the knee for university
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>>24725504
I appreciate the autistic manner in which the original post of this thread is worded.
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>>24727946
>proper grammar
>autistic
*tips snapback*
"what a fucking nerd bro!"
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>>24727975
yeah it's not worded at all like something some random girl would say (especially if she was talking about a topic like this), and if you think otherwise you are definitely autistic
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>>24728033
You obviously have never met a civilized white girl then
Enjoy living in niggersville
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>>24727820
Rather doubtful, and no I don't want to see it.
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>>24728229
Not him, but he's right. The OP is definitely trying to make us believe he hasn't talked to your average female in a long, long time. No girl who would discuss such topics would be refined enough to do so in said manner.
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It's a tad over 7 erect and I am leaving now before my stupid fucking face gets any more red.
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>>24726000
>5'1"
HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING WOMANLET
KILL YOURSELF, WASTE OF OXYGEN
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>>24728282
I go to college and alot of pretty white girls speak like that tbqh
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>>24728375
Hahh, enjoy your fucking $100k+/yr tuition & mountain of debt when you get out!

Seriously, what kind of yuppie uni are you going to where the girls speak like that?
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>>24728375
I just graduated, and while I met pretty white girls who might speak a little like that (even still, that's really too much. "whilst"? really?) they wouldn't say anything like what the OP said. It's just not really believable and it feels like it was done on purpose
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>>24728421
Im European
Its free here, they actually pay me to study, there are not many niggers hear because of the cold
Join us in the first world some time America ;)
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>>24728459
Touche. Have fun going to class in 2 hours, yuroyuppie. I'm going to sleep now. Here, have a cute anime picture!
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>>24728459
>"free"
Yeah right, you pay for it with your freedom you fucking weak kek
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>>24725504
>'im a grower not a shower'
>whip out cock
>jerk it to 6inches
>shove it in their face
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