>tfw no depressed gf to save from an abusive relationship
Dump incoming.
The way she clutches at her sleeves is cute
Plump butt detected
Robots help plz
>be me
>finally be not beta enough to talk to female
>shes coming over today
>roomies clear out so that 'we can have a good time'
>she sent me a pic of her wearing sweatpants and said 'easy access' with a suggestive emoji
>i hate emojis but send one back anyway
>stomach ache ensues
She's coming over in...
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>>24957666
It's the 13th, and your post got trip 6's.
No way you can fuck this up!
>>24957666
you lucky motherfucker I wish I could talk to females
>>24957666
>Thinking of cancelling and playing vidya
How much of fucking faggot are you?
Hey Robots
I want hear your opinion on this guy
a hero to all
Why's that, officer?
He was autistic as fuck xD
>tfw tinnitus
Sucks desu. I have to sleep with minimumly a running fan to block out the noise
>>24957621
>"just enjoy the silence and meditate maaaan"
>>24957577
I like to pretend the ringing is a kind of near death experience. Hit me really hard at work on friday.
>be 27 years old
>kissless virgin
>degree in STEM>
>unemployed NEET
>still live with parents in their house
>saved up $20,000 from doing odd freelance jobs over the years
>no gf
>no reliable friends
>all my college "acquaintances" i used to know are married, have stable jobs and living comfy lives
what do?
be glad you have money saved.
i'm 27 neet and have no money of my own and my family has no savings. i don't know what will happen in future. it gives me some anxiety thinking i'll be suddenly forced to be homeless.
hopefully i'll be able to get some kind of government assistance then, since i don't now.
>>24957940
>be glad you have money saved.
as if money buys happiness
>>24958053
Nah, it brings a bed, a computer and food
Sup r9k. I got stabbed through the finger yesterday and now there's a little piece of a nerve sticking out.(dark spot in the blood)
Anyone know if that little nerve will eventually die, or maybe pull back in? Hate to sound like a baby, but the shit hurts. Can't even touch it without a shock and pain
Into the doctor you go
>>24957434
I personally wouldn't be a retard and would go to a doctor of some sort.
of course it will die you gotta get a doctor to put it back in place/reconnect it
Who /canada/ here?
Where my /ontario/ bros at?
Quebecois not welcome!
>>24957407
Yee.
GTA
>>24957407
No racism, je vous en prie. I go across the bridge to Quebec to get beer all the time. They have great cheese and meats we can't get here in Ontario too.
>>24957589
Hamilton nigga where u at tho
>>24957595
Quebecois filth get out
you're either with us or against us
/r9k/,
Which one of these teacups appeals to you the most?
>>24957387
top right
The bottom right blue one to be entirely quite honest family
>>24957387
None of the teacups really strike my fancy.
This chick looks rediculously sluttly , but what guy on earth would not fuck this thing?
>>24957384
I mean, if she asked I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't put any effort into it (the sex or the trying to have sex part).
>>24957384
me
Not into Stacey's personally.
Op is ugly girl. Just because you can't find love don't put down an other women. She is a lady just enjoying the friuts of life. If op is envious of her, she should work more on getting what op wants instead of spreading hate.
Weekends over, boys
Monday is mere hours away
TICKTICK
i work today and tomorrow niggersucker
>>24957240
>neets actually believe they're happy and fulfilled
>pic related is their true reality
>>24957430
NEET here. I woke up at 9 am and ran 10k at 10, now I'll visit my mother and then walk my dogs. Just an average day of my NEET life.
>>24957216
What are you supposed say in response to this?
I'm thinking about there is an afterlife, and if hell is real, what sort of damnation am I in for if I kill myself.
>>24957297
Nothing, it's a question only braindead extroverts ask because they can't comprehend people are different, it's like asking why is water wet.
>>24957216
"Haha yea, Im not much of a talker"
This lady is admitting to having had a threesome/orgy with Justin Beiber and a bunch of girls. She's 30.
I'm a woman and it just reminded me how filthy my sex can be at times. How can a 30 year old adult be so disgusting as to sleep with a man child just because he's loaded and famous?
This is like the bottom of the barrel woman
>>24957114
Usually I rip on men being whores but this woman disgusts me just as much
would probably need naked pictures to figure ou t whether or not that's actually disgusting
>>24957114
>I'm a woman
And that's when I knew this thread was worthless and so are you.
>Just got qt 3.14 asian gf
>She is really nice and sweet
>Enjoy being around her
>First GF ever
I don't know senpai, i'm 21 but all i can think about is getting this girl pregnant and spawning Elliot Supreme Edition 2.0
help
>>24957081
these threads trigger me so bad
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Do white + asian kids always turn out ugly and fucked up senpai?
>first girlfriend
>all you can think of is having sex with her
And this is why fembots avoid dating /r9k/ manchildren.
>degenerate pervert decides he's a 6-year-old girl instead of the 52-year-old man he actually is
>leaves his wife and seven kids
>gets adopted by equally mentally ill parents
>begins a sexual relationship with the father
If this faggot is really 6, shouldn't the "dad" go to jail for child rape?
This is the logical conclusion of SJW insanity, folks.
Almost makes me glad western society is going to shit. Hopefully there will be a collapse and the weak will die off.
>>24957071
Me too, bro. Defective scum like this guy don't deserve redemption.
Personally I find it hilarious and hope more people drop out to do this.
Women and special non-binary genderfluid omnisexual transindividual planetkins can't say anything because they will look like hypocrites.
Meanwhile society collapses.
It's fucking perfect.
>tfw you can't greentext irl
>girlfriend is pregnant
>Conor McGregor destroyed Aldo yesterday
>drinking at 10:30 in the morning
>just busted a nut in a sock
>tfw you can't >implying irl
>>24956996
>>Conor McGregor destroyed Aldo yesterday
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