If dubs ill kill myself
I'm going to roll again. I really want to kill myself.
>>25257309
>>25257328
what a loser, no wonder you want to kill yourself
>>25257328
Let me help you
Who else lives in the asshole of the world?
>>25257303
NZ is great brew!!
Not that bad here tbqh, except for the prices. Still planning to move to vermont though.
>>25257320
New Zealand all the way to fucking Vermont huh? What's the reasoning?
Don't get me wrong, id like to live there too but why? Is rent cheap there or something?
I won't show breasts, for I am muslim.
:-)
>>25257151
Im ready for our date
>>25257151
What's your ancestry?
>>25257159
>>25257151
Shot their same fagging try again anon and next time make the joke funny ins yt? Was of trash their racism
>tfw 18 days of NOFAP
>Jusssttt
>>25257138
Have you achieved anything worthwhile ever since?
Tell about the results op.
>>25258071
>>25258171
Basically feel the same.
Why are women more likely to be hoarders than men?
>>25257120
>hoarders
>hoar
>whoar
>whore
because they find something sentimental in literally everything
My mom made me into a minimalist though.
alright so i have a question
>been talking to this (girly looking) boy for awhile now
>he confessed to me that he wants to fuck me
>I'm 22, he's 17
>I'm also a virgin
I'm paranoid as fuck that if he talks to one single person that I'm literally going to get branded as a pedo by the state and I want to wait till he's 18
whatdo robots what do
>>25257040
TITS OR GTFO
Original comment
>>25257040
Do you live in fucking Saudi Arabia or something? 17 is legal in just about the entire western world.
>17
You wont be branded as anything but a faggot.
I think I finally have a chance to kill myself fellow robots! I'm a neet and can't afford any weapons to kill my self with but my cousin has invited me next week to go to a shooting range with him. I will kill myself there on the spot. >tfw I can finally end myself after all this time.
>>25256923
Thanks for the rare wojak
non-americlap here
is it true that shooting range bans single males from entering?
Please don't inconvenience the other patrons or the business, OP.
So on Christmas Eve I had a run in with an 8/10 MILF, and, to make a long story short, I ended up getting her number (I didn't even ask, she did).
She's a yoga instructor and I helped her take pics for her Instagram (which she later uploaded, so apparently I did a good job).The poses she did had me going wild....
Anyways she seemed really fond of me and was pretty flirtacious (touching me and shit like that). The problem is I'm 18 so I don't have experience with MILF's/cougars. I'd really like to seal the deal on this one and fuck...
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>Asking people who have never even held a woman's hand how to get laid
You came to the wrong neighborhood, pal.
>>25256928
I figured these beta cucks could at least hit me with something sensible but I guess you're right.
>>25256909
Honestly, put it out there that you're interested nad hopefully she'll take charge. Good thing about older ladies is they dont really fuck around and arent super subtle.
If you're an amerifat it sucks because you're underage to buy alcohol so cant meet up for a drink...
at 14
>dick got hard from kissing scenes in movies
>full blown erection from watching porn or even reading erotic novels
>fapped 3 times a day
>fantasized about fucking all the hot girls in my class
Fap 3 times a day until i hit 20
now at 22
>dick gets 1/4 hard at best even when jerking off
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Same. I only get hard from fapping to porn and even then its only a semi. I'm only 20...
just have sex anon its just that easy
>>25256892
I doubt i'll even get hard in front of the hooker tho
What does /r9k/ think of pic related?
I've been watching him for years and still find myself coming back to his videos.
There's just something comfy about his videos.
>>25256800
Link me fgt I need comfiness right now
Srsly
>>25256834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s74GfmfCIsY
>>25256800
What are his vids about?
>Uh could you stop staring at me like a piece of meat you disgusting beta
why would i ever stare at that woman. she has a life completely separate from mine and we would never get to know each other. we would have nothing in common. anyone who would stare at her is a degenerate pervert who needs to learn to control themselves
>>25256684
>like a piece of meat
But you literally are you whore
>>25256684
I wasn't looking at you, whitetrash
>>tfw you're 26 and jaded but it bums you the fuck out to see your grandfather is dying
I'm sorry, Anon. That's got to be the shittiest feel.
>>25256613
Tfw all of your grandparents are gone.
I love my family, I'm going to hate seeing my parents, aunts and uncles go.
>>25256613
Everybody's dying around you. This should be a warning sign to start caring for your loved ones before they're at the end.
How did you know you were autistic?
get the FUCK off my board, reddit.
>>25256572
>Asks about Autism
>posts a picture of someone with Downs syndrome
Get The Fuck Back to Leddit you stupid ignorant Neurotypical.
>>25256572
>le autism maymay
back to reddit bitch ass nigga
Robots who are virgins and social outcasts please define the characteristics of what you think "Chad" has.
I used to be really quiet, shy, and nerdy in high school, and came to this board a lot. Over the course of time I grew more into my looks and gained social confidence. I lost my virginity at 22. Since then I have progressively gotten better with women.
I was just curious to see if I've become what you guys would consider Chad. So list away please.
>>25256519i am chad. i was chad the whole time.
>>25256530
OP here, I don't think I was Chad as a teen. I was not popular and I was a handholdless kissless virgin who played WoW all day and night. I got expelled from my high school and went to rehab for a year.
Welp guess you guys don't care, which I don't blame you since my thread has a pretty selfish intent (just to answer my own curiosity).
I'll let it die now.
Alright /r9k/.
Tonight is the night I kill myself
I'm not even human anymore. I'm so nihilistic that any traces of humanity are wiped and I only feel sorrow knowing that my existence and by extension suffering, has no meaning at all. My family officially disowned me today...
I'll send a picture of my head in a noose in about 5 or 10 minutes.. I need to prepare and find a nice sturdy place to tie it to.
I'll stream it if enough people want me to.
Thanks for the memories /r9k/.
You are the one thing that got me this far.
>>25256517
If nothing matters why take it all so seriously?
>>25256517
You are living a very possible future of mine. I hope you told your family what you are going to do. I wish to leave my family a mental scar when it happens to me.
>>25256561
Not OP, but you are forced to take life seriously by virtue of your biology. Every time you breathe, eat, sleep, or contribute to your own continuing you are taking life seriously. You expending effort to continue life implies a degree of seriousness.