So on Christmas Eve I had a run in with an 8/10 MILF, and, to make a long story short, I ended up getting her number (I didn't even ask, she did).
She's a yoga instructor and I helped her take pics for her Instagram (which she later uploaded, so apparently I did a good job).The poses she did had me going wild....
Anyways she seemed really fond of me and was pretty flirtacious (touching me and shit like that). The problem is I'm 18 so I don't have experience with MILF's/cougars. I'd really like to seal the deal on this one and fuck the shit out of her, but sadly I don't know what I'm doing so I had to come here.
I'm not scared to ask for what I want, so I'll take any advice given. I'm on vacation so I only have 3 more days to seal the deal. Help me out.
also, pics related, our texts.
>Asking people who have never even held a woman's hand how to get laid
You came to the wrong neighborhood, pal.
>>25256928
I figured these beta cucks could at least hit me with something sensible but I guess you're right.
>>25256909
Honestly, put it out there that you're interested nad hopefully she'll take charge. Good thing about older ladies is they dont really fuck around and arent super subtle.
If you're an amerifat it sucks because you're underage to buy alcohol so cant meet up for a drink...
>>25256982
unfortunately i am an amerifag. I've heard that about coogs as well, hopefully it's true.
for those wondering what she looks like. No face shots on her IG unfortunately, all poses.
>>25256909
Lots of foreplay faggot, plus jack off first before you go out on a date
Ask for private yoga sessions
>>25257066
Xtreme hood yoga?
>>25256909
Normie here
You wanna just dominate the shit out of her.
If she is into you and would eventually make the first move, that means she would happily take the move after / during the first encounter. So there's no point in waiting, figure out if she wants to smash. If she wants it, great, if she doesn't who gives a shit, never see her again. Don't worry about what people who will never see you again think of you.
Girls love being controlled. Next time you're alone with her, after a bit of small talk, squeeze her ass, pull her to you and makeout. Finger her while you two stand. Fuck her there or go somewhere it is even vaguely appropriate to bang.
>inb4ree
>I've been around since before r9k got reinstated as a middle school autist. Learned to make friends in HS, and I got my first kiss in college. Here, I learned girls on average are systematic as fuck, and you miss every shot you don't take. Confidence in the system = confidence in yourself.
>>25257679
this anon, treat her like she's a chick your age
>>25256909
"Actually I've been wanting to do X but haven't gotten around to it. I had a blast hanging out with you as well, you should come to X with me and we can get to know each other some more."
Where does one meet an older woman who:
1. Doesn't have a kid
2. Isn't married
If you're 19 or 20?
/b/ is your best bet at any chance of advice
Normie lurker here. Ask for a private lesson as compensation for the photos. Don't imply anything more. Make sure you say private lesson.
honestly just say "will you have sex with me please?" it will work, works with all the bitches i fuck
>>25258448
Do this. If she doesn't reply, tell her:
> pls respond
And then post the texts, kek
>>25258385
Kekekek
Take this normie's advice famalam
It'll be like a real life porno
Don't forget to hide your cams
>>25256909
You should consider going to /adv/ they would actually help you. The majority of people on /r9k/ will just act like massive faggots and get mad.
>>25258539
HEY FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>25258078
groceries are top spot for meeting hoes of all ages. wander around produce dont go in the aisles
>>25256909
Pretty sure i've seen this thread before. Last time was a few months ago.
>>25258539
Fucc my boipussy pls x3
>young 18 year old kid did nothing but somehow got a woman wanting his dick.
>meanwhile, I'm in my late 20s and I have to put effort to get rejected anyways with disdainful unacknowledgement from women of varying ages.
I'm not mad at you, OP.
I'm mad at my situation.
already got posted on /b/, fake as shit
>>25260655
https://www.instagram.com/susievanessa/
fake and gay and homo and fake
