I want to marry this woman and I'm going insane thinking about it. I can't stop thinking about her. How do I accomplish this? I've tried to get in contact with her but no luck so far. It hurts when I look at her or hear her voice.
This is probably Top 10 most autistic threads currently on 4chan. Congrats.
see, now THIS is a tfw no gf thread i can get into. i'm with you on this one, anon, i hope you find a way.
>>29716169
I don't know OP, why don't you fap to her sex video with RayJay?
Might take the edge off.
>tfw uninvited I was supposed to go for no reason
I don't know why I even tried.
No one likes being around me anyways.
>>29716161
Where were you invited to, and why did they uninvite you?
>>29716161
go anyways just with an MCX, glock 17 and at least 103 bullets and those fags will regret it
Youre not missing out on much. Most parties are boring as fuck.
Fuck me and fuck insomnia. This nigth i have slept for only 2 hours...
Pic unrelated. Just a graffiti i saw this nigth while walking.
>>29716080
This night ive slept 0 hours. Quit being a bitch
>>29716080
Just drink until you pass out faggot.
>>29716107
If i smoke weed i sleep fine actualy.
why do you reply to survey threads? fuck you
Why do you make threads expressing your perturbation regarding survey threads...Better yet, why did I even reply to such a shitty thread?
I swear it's a legit shill thing bit I'm not sure how to elaborate because I suck ass with words. But there's been shitloads of personality type threads and survey threads lately. It all seems too suspicious and it's disgusting that people are mindlessly playing into it.
>>29716042
shitty thread for a shitty board for shitty people like you
How does the typical american girl spend her day when she's not in school or at work?
>>29715941
A stale and stagnant life of a mundie,fellow nebel
More or less nothing, if you don't count consuming really shitty books/tv/social media.
Basic bitches are more common than you think, some of them have genuine authentic hobbies for purposes other than attracting attention but it's a lot of effort for minimal gain in their world.
>>29715941
choice threadry, gents
choice indeed
Since the last thread died, it is my duty. It is my LEGACY, to continue it.
>tfw no crispy gf to hold you tight
1st for 3dpd is shit
>>29715946
Don't hate because you ain't.
Don't you mean Taylor?
People on here bitch about Reddit being full of SJWs, but when I went there, they bitched about SJWs too. Like they were being heavily oppressed by the SJWs. What gives?
>>29715907
we bitch about them being normies. they're so disgustingly normal it makes me sick.
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee GET OUT NOW!!!!!!.
Divide and conquer like usual
fat thread
>weight
>height
>age
>calorie intake per day
>exercising Y/N
>if yes how often? Intensity?
Also share goals and diets if any
>>29715883
>weight
over 300
>height
5'11
>age
27
>calorie intake per day
i dont know but i guess its pretty high, just got done eating a summer sausage
>exercising Y/N
want to, but you know..
>>29715883
>215
>5'10"
>24
>who cares
>sometimes
>cardio like once a week so i don't have a heart attack
i dieted down to 150 before but dieting can't fix your brain so life still sucked
got fat again because food tastes good
>>29715883
I weighed 96.8kg at the start of the year I have diabetes and wasn't looking after myself I was going to lose limbs in the future, go on dialysis. Life was looking shitty then one day I decided to stop eating so much for the first month I just ate less and lost 3kg then I started writing down everything I ate and now it's July and I weigh 77kg I'm aiming for 68kg since I'm 5'9 I still look a bit overweight but I feel so much better I got off insulin my life has improved I'm still a NEET...
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Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you fifteen steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw this board for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any form of emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches fall for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game...
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>>29715881
But you never expected me! Tony blair!
>>29715881
ok neckbeard dont get too excited
>>29716104
He knew you'd say that.You viewed this spoiler because I wanted you to.
>you unclog her drain
>chad fucks out her brain
>>29715871
>you tap buttons on the controller
>chad splashes her with milk like granola
>you want to lick her feet
>she just wants Chad's meat
and she pays me $150 for the ten minutes it takes to fix that drain
trades are where the easy money is
>tfw no Boxxy/Catie gf to hold you tight & love you.
>>29715828
tahts a really gros feel you fucking normie lmao
> tfw you just want to love the queen and hold her in your arms.
>>29715841
> normie.
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE THE REAL NORMIE HERE!.
I DEMAND A GIRLFRIEND GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND I DONT WANT A FRIEND GIRL I WANT A GIRLFRIENDGIMMMMMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok ill be your girlfriend.
Take me out for dinner and a movie.
And to a nice place. Not no mcdonalds.
>>29716145
Ok, but you have to be at least an 8/10 and a virgin.
>>29716162
lol are you?
>4th of July weekend
>Normies flooding everywhere in cosmic fucking droves at all hours
>Making constant noise and acting out their idea's of "fun" with eachother
>Leaving trash everywhere
>Sluts barely dressed walking around in pairs with turbochads showing off their fancy cars and what have you
How's this goatfuck of a weekend treating you so far, ameribots?
>>29715742
I haven't left my house all weekend. not planning to until wednesday.
>>29715761
Good.
Lock your doors and shut the windows if you haven't. Shut off the outside world.
>>29715742
4th of july is my birthday, so i'm sitting at home alone. At least i live on my own unlike you frogposters.
Fellow robots, if you were to have children would you have two or just one. I think I woulda killed myself already if I didnt have the companionship of my younger brother, it def helped me out a lot so thinking two would be cool.
> Pic unrelated
>>29715671
I would have zero because there are 5 billion too many people already.
Me and my fiance are looking forward to at least 4, most likely 6 or 7.
two is best tier. three is a bit much but still normal i think. one is just setting them up to be a fucked up robot. anything four and above is mormon tier retardedness and should be illegal
I was bored tonight and decided to search for new websites since I've been visiting the same websites every day for years.
I explored craigslist too and found this:
>pic related
I know its a social event but a drug festival sounds like the only way I will be able to socialize and have fun.
Anyways do you think this woodstock is jaillb8?
>>29715666
here's the link by the way
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rnr/5665400958.html
Its woodstock for pedos.
fuck my asshole femapi
this comment is oreos