>you unclog her drain
>chad fucks out her brain
>>29715871
>you tap buttons on the controller
>chad splashes her with milk like granola
>you want to lick her feet
>she just wants Chad's meat
and she pays me $150 for the ten minutes it takes to fix that drain
trades are where the easy money is
>you clean her socks
>she cleans chad cock
with her mouth
>>29715905
Yeah, but you have to touch nasty, bacteria-ridden waste material
>>29715871
>you help her brain
>Chad unclogs her drain
>>29715914
What? he said he was the plumber, he didn't touch the woman
>>29715871
>you care about her emotions
>chad cares about her lewd notions
>you buy her lunches
>chad donkey punches
>you take her to the movies
>chad sucks on her boobies
>"anon you're such a great guy"
>"chad you got cum in my eye"
>you walk her down the street
>chad chokes her with his meat
>you take her to the park
>chad fucks her after dark
>you wish her good luck
>chad rewards her with a throatfuck
I don't know, I'm tired.
>>29715992
>"anon you're such a great guy"
>"chad you got cum in my eye"
>she gives chad hugs
>you start using hard drugs
>>29715871
>you freely fix her PC
>she deepthroat's Chad's peepee
>you get double xp
>she sucks chads peepee
>>29715992
This is fucking legendary
Someone cap this thread
>you unlock battle mage
>chads fucks her with rage
>>29715871
>You decide to bring her flowers
>Meanwhile Chad deflowers her
>>29715871
>you buy her new stuff
>chad fucks her muff
>you help her in school
>on chads dick she wants to drool
>you comfort her when shes sad
>chad nails her in bed
>she tells you youre a nice guy
>she sucks chads cock dry
>>29717179
These threads happen like twice a week, jeez dude
>>29715871
>you tell her she looks neato
>she envelop's chad's "burrito"
>says she cant find a guy like you
>chad sticks it in her loo
>>29715871
>yet another lonely birthday
>tfw no girlfriend
>You think she's a qt
>she just wants chads peepee
>>29715871
>you are at her service
>chad is at her cervix
>>29717179
Chill out, fagtron.
>>29715992
8.5/10 post, by the way.
>>29717231
rhyme of the thread
Fucking nice
>you gift her some warm mittens
>with Chad's cum her face glistens
>>29717287
No i won't chill out
fuck my ass, faggot
>>29715871
>you give her money
>Chad plows her fanny
>>29715943
Ooooohhhhhh nice!
Ghfdxsd
You stalk her social media
Chad empties his testicles into her mouth and feeds 'er
You remembered her birthday and buy her a flower
Chad and jamal talk her into a spit roast and bash her holes for an hour
>>29717526
Shit rhyme and shit post, Kys
"I said - WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD - SO GOOD TO BE CHAD!? "
For her, you swear you would do anything!
At a party Chad gives her some Molly and that night she licks his hairy ring
>you think up rhymes
>chad bangs oftentimes
>boss finally drops the mace
>chad cums on her face
>>29718595
Those are some strong feet
you piss in a bottle
he fucks her full throttle
>>29717332
kek
have a (you)
>you kiss her oh so gently
>she jerks Chad in his Bentley
>she talks to you when she's depressed
>she lets Chad cum all over her chest
>you think of her when it rains
>to take all of Chad is why she trains
>because of this one day you'll jump
>and she'll still go to Chad and get pumped and dumped
>you'll watch her longingly from heaven
>Chad will leave her alone with their son Kevin
Hold me
>You make up cuckold poetry
>Stacy laughs at robots as they ree
>>29717383
>fuck my ass, faggot
er
>You want to slit your wrists
>She doesn't even fucking existAnd she never will
>you participate in threads that are pretty gay
>Chad goes with her all the way
>you wonder what kind if flowers she likes
>chad has her pay for their motel tonight
>>29720069
beautiful stuff anon
>here you sit, broken hearted
>Chad's deep-dicking her retarded
>>29715895
This only works if you pronounce "controller" like Drake
>>29715871
>You never get to fuck her
>chad still fuck her
FUCK YOU CHAD
>feeling sick of being alone
>while chad fucks her with his big bone
>your posting memes
>chads making her scream
>one morning you see her in the park from afar
>she's waiting for chad, who will ram her in his car
>>29717051
The feels :(
Fgjtucduh gi
>>29715871
>your very existence makes her mad
>meanwhile there's a guy named Chad
>who does all the things you never could
>he even has a bigger manhood
>all you ever wanted was love
>she points to the door and gives you a shove
>she says you only have yourself to blame
>now you feel bitterness, disgust and shame
>you stand out in the rain and the cold
>with no-one and no hand to hold
>how many times has this happened?
>your heart hurts, it feels blackened
>all the normalfags, they sneer and they jest
>"what happened was for the best"
>"you're ugly, you're creepy, you're dirty, you're mean"
>"no-one could ever love you, you're too obscene"
>"people like you were never meant to know joy"
>"just sit there and be a good boy"
>all the pain, rejection and sorrow
>makes you not want to live till the morrow
>you finally accept that you will be forever alone
>so you resign to post on /r9k/ in the darkness, from your glorious robot throne.
