I have been think a lot about how nomies have been stealing our pepes for their facebook pages and whatnot. While at first this seems unnatural and awful may just be the natural progression.of the meme it might just be akin to a cult like scientology. I bet when scientology first got going there were people in that were total social outcast bonding over something to a point where it becomes part of their identity, these people probably became pissed when people like celebrity who were similar to the people that had shunned them in the past joined their cult. But in fact scientology...
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So in other words:
Pepe's dead, Gondola for 2016
>>25305958
Is scientology dead though? checkmate atheists
>>25305958
Is that what that thing is called? I just call it leg walrus
White people look white, black people look black, but Asians do not look yellow.
East Asians essentially have very white skin and Southeast Asians have copper skin. I guess you get yellow if you combine the two?
I just always wondered why they were called. Does anyone have an explanation for this beyond that it's just the way it is and that's how it's always been?
>>25305894
some asians are kind of yellow. Also were more yellow than white people. Tends to be older asians rather than younger ones. Today you see lots of young asians on tv and media but in reality more people are older
Like this pic senpai
>>25306099
That would just be the same as starting to call white people pink, though.
Although, yes, this particular gook looks like a sunset. Yellow is probably slightly more accurate than copper in decribing him.
>find out that black femanon has been posting multiple bait threads and post it in her thread demanding an explanation
>all of the current black b8 threads suddenly go down all at around the same time
Where are you going, femanon?
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25309568/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25323945/
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>>25334288
>>25333959
>>25315739...
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She's been at it for a week or two now. What's her endgame? She says she only makes racebait threads for "drama" but that sounds like bs t b h
>>25334892
I don't make race bait threads though
>>25334905
Yes, you do. Every thread you make has to do with racemixing in 1 way or another. Stop molesting your adopted Asian brother
I've really had it up to here with you r9k? Thinking I'm some fake? I'm motherfucking big man Justin thats who I am! I'm a well known Sargeant in the Marine Corps and I'm a prodigy. I used to do wrestling in high school and youre all fucking nigger faggots, thinking youre some kind of cool kids. Youre all fucking gay, I hate you all. Youre as bad as that girl who rejected me in 4th grade. Everyday I go to the gym and stare at that cute girl and I just want her but I know she has a roastie so I just finish my 600 lb leg press and leave cause I know how...
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kek
>muted for not being original
trioskrtkorsik
lmao this guy is the hottest new troll on the block
overall 6.5/10 for the past few days
http://strawpoll.me/6382275
I'm sick of the normie admins trying to fuck with our board! THE ROBOT NEEDS TO FUCK OFF!!
>>25305744
What are you talking about
Its 9001
>>25305744
33% of you are faggots
>>25305744
>moot disables the robot because it doesn't work
>hiro reactivates it
>it doesn't work
What an unforeseen turn of events!
>tfw you will never be alpha enough to do the chair pull prank on unsuspecting normies and women or the gallon smashing prank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIhxzPTbyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7RZmWO13z8
these guys are my heroes.
Do people know when you've ended their phone call?
>>25305683
>rings 4 times
>your call has been forwarded to an autmated voice messaging system
yes they do
post your rarest of pepes
>rare pepes after market crash
>uses common pepe
>>25305598
>shit that hasn't been funny in almost a year
>tfw no parol hanging, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, kamay washing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Wondered where you were OP. Picture's on fleek, tho
lol you can't just start making up words, OP
I'll tell you that Catholic Church has plenty of them OP
XX/XX/2015
I feel safer keeping this on a computer than paper. Things are going bad, crazy kreezy beezy bad.
Whats worse is my behavior subtly reflects in and in some small way I feel guilty for it.
And what is with that? Sometimes when I go to write I get mental redundancies ["in and in" go read it again]
it makes me fear for my competence and mental acuity. I sometimes fantasize about going to a therapist
and finding out there IS indeed something very wrong with me, that way I can proudly say
"I was right, I tried just as hard as you but I am handicapped."
But even then...Eh...I don't think I'd be any less hard on my self, actually I know it.
Who would I even proclaim that to? No one cares.
Oh, soooo... I'm getting... Unstable? I shouldn't think that way though,
that would be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Lets just put it this way: I have noticed things are getting worse.
Nothing has been even remotely a success but I'll tally it up and be fair.
>I graduated XXXX with a 3.25 GPA, yippy I got a cereal box education for $14k! I went in with the mentality:
"Fuck everyone, I'm going to study really hard, create awesome work, build up a skill set, I don't need friends."
I ended up...well I guess I alienated myself. I was clearly socially degenerating. So autism quips started. School shooting quips started. Everyone called me a sociopath workaholic, who was trying too hard.
I got an intern with XXXXXXX, which resulted in a couple panic attacks, and puking in their bathroom. Very embarrassing, I felt like a toddler, they treated me as such. I cared so much about the position to the point where I was trying to balance the internship with work and trying to get into digipen.
>DIGI-FUCKING-PEN, PLEASE KILL ME, I PROMISED I WOULD END MYSELF IF I COULDNT GET IN BUT I...
hmmm well I distracted myself with le after digipen [we'll get into that]
Anyways, digipen told me, well no I can tell the truth here... I applied a second time,
the application board were very gracious and outright told me my passion was admirable.
They let me submit my portfolio, and then resubmit my portfolio again after they had looked at it.
That isn't fair to others I know. So I trained really hard, you know those montages...
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Hey guys, in the car with mommy, gets a mcdonalds. How is your sunday going? I just got back from my army leave and mommy's driving me in congratulation for my promotion. It feels great to have a woman in my life who treats me like I'm 21, (((MY AGE))) and not 14 (NOT MY AGE). I love my mommy!
Do any of you love your mommy too?
Kek'd
I know this isn't even you anymore
It's just some dude who saved the thumbnail of that car seat picture
>>25305322
Watch out bro I do 60 lb on the curl machine at my gym
>>25305322
im not??????....
grow up bro
people on the internet are real too
lt's getting coId isn't it?
No it's fucking not. I live in Michigan and we've seen snow once this year and that's it. I wore basketball shorts and a hoodie to the store today. WTF!!
>>25305245
It's cold, but I want it to be colder.
I want the world to freeze.
Nothing but ice and snow and pine trees.
If I drive to restraunt to pick up a pizza/food/whatever, am I supposed to tip them? It seems like they want a tip, but I'm not sure if they deserve one, I mean all they did was walk in to the back and grabbed my food and told my the total. I can see if they drove the food to me.
General tipping thread I guess..
Do you tip? For what?
If I go pick it up, hell no.
If they deliver, yes.
I tip because fast food workers don't get paid shit.
>>25334458
Always tip if you have and will have repeated service
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Carly Fiorina 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
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Am I stupid or did none of that make sense?
stop thinking with ur dick fgt
>>25305352
Ive seen this post before.
original comment
How would you escape?
Try to shatter the glass.
Drink it all, that way I won't drown.
>>25334423
This
Just stand on the shit and then keep kicking the glass until it breaks
Also
>ifunny