>tfw you will never be alpha enough to do the chair pull prank on unsuspecting normies and women or the gallon smashing prank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIhxzPTbyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7RZmWO13z8
these guys are my heroes.