>stab this guy
what happens?
>>25341251
Depending on the depth of penetration you go through basically just layers of yellow fatty tissue, and eventually might cut open the abdominal cavity.
Some of the fat might sort of squish out of the wound but maintain connected to other tissue.
You get thrown into jail and finally get the BBC you were craving for.
Natural beer tap.
>tfw no qt trapfriend to cuddle
>tfw no qt trapfriend at all
you will never be remembered
>>25341217
I don't want to be remembered tho. Suicide is inevitable at this point and I'd rather not be remembered
>>25341217
Thank god. I will rather be forgotten than be remembered as an ultimate autist.
>>25341217
good. i opted out of putting my quote and picture in the yearbook senior year because i don't want physical evidence of my existence.
normies do because they're afraid to die, they want to immortalize themselves. what fools.
Don't worry robots. Just have to "find the right girl."
http://wikihow.com/Find-a-Girlfriend-if-You-Never-Had-One
>all the drawings are of eleven year olds
>>25341213
>it's a "stacey"
>>25341246
holy shit it's literally physically impossible for that to be a coincidence, i guarantee you this is an elaborate ruse
If I use a .22 revolver and shoot myself in the back of the head, will it kill me? Or will I more than likely just become a vegetable?
Do it through the eye and the bullet will bounce around your skull wrecking the brain
Worst case scenario you "only" do enough damage to basically erase your consciousness and leave a brain dead husk behind
What you want to do is put the gun in your mouth and shoot up towards you oblongata. Your oblongata is the little dangly thing in your mouth that makes you gag, it is right beside your cerebellum, which if you hit should kill you instantly.
>>25341243
??? the bullet goes through the cranium retard
ITT Signs you're getting old
>watching spongebob
>Kidz Bop commercial comes on
>tfw don't know any of the songs
how is this even possible?
i think the term you're looking for is "out of touch'
>wrinkles
>back is going to shit
>father is dead
>grandparents probably not gonna make it much longer
>wouldn't be surprised if sister is getting married within the next few years
>>25341170
>watching television
>in the month of December in the year of our Lord 2015
>not just torrenting and/or streaming
Imagine if all the porn wasn't freein any way
>>25341041
millions and millions of sperm lost
sperm that could have grown into a human baby, a new life
oh well.
>>25341041
>have an exclusive paraphilia
>that means I need the subject of my fantasies in some way, shape or form in order to get off
>poorfag
I'd be completely cut off from the only acceptable way to fap, and with my insanely high sex drive I would be left with no choice but to resort to crime to afford pornography, or crime to indulge in my necrophlia. It would be the worst situation possible
>>25341041
then I'd be even more desperate to practice drawing lewds well
Although it seems straightforward enough to say that everyone has either had sex or they haven't, the way that virginity is defined is ultimately contingent upon some highly arbitrary social choices, with problematic implications.
The most obvious factor is that sex itself is an ambiguously defined term. Most people would agree that limiting yourself to Penis-in-Vagina intercourse is too limiting considering the wide varieties of sexualities in modern life, there's a great deal of debate over whether various lewd activities count as sexual activity. Does touching...
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that's great but when are feminists going to stop shaming me for never having been with a woman?
that's when I'll stop shaming sluts for giving up sex easy
>>25341225
I'd never understood this either. Insulting a man for not having sex isn't any different than insulting a woman for having too much of it, botch are instances of shaming somebody for their sexual experience (usually to shut them up instead of actually addressing what they've saying). I guess feminists are hypocrites on a high horse, who would have known...
>>25341175
I disagree. At least for me, I needed to go all the way with a woman. Now I am more confident when talking to them.
What's the name of the fetish called when you like biting into a girl's breast so much it leaves a bloody bitemark scar
What is your willneverevershare fetish
>>25340962
>What's the name of the fetish called when you like biting into a girl's breast so much it leaves a bloody bitemark scar
It's called oedipal overdrive, I did this a lot to my mom when I was a kid. You're supposed to grow out of it when you turn 6-7 years old max I think.
>>25341045
It's not just the nipple though anon
>>25341067
I know. Why are you forcing me to type an original comment with original content ?
RIP Dodger fuccbois
Who literally cares
>>25341164
handsome lumberjack type.
>>25341164
she looks like a fucking troll with her tiny stumpy legs. good riddance.
I start
>reading books while waiting in line for a longer period of time
>>25340854
>plotting how to murder my parents during any and all activities, not limited to masturbating
>doing the same for random people with an accompanied overwhelming urge to act on it
>all without any forethought or malice, but unintentionally
>unironically hate most people, get irritating extremely easily
>can't be around animals alone for any period of time or...
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>>25340854
i dont think you know what edgy means
>>25341993
this
ofcoursethisisn'toriginalblox
https://youtu.be/jVe6XdYuT-I
>>25340831
haha
wat
>>25340831
Das spoopy mang
>tfw loner
when u have a book to read, u are never alone.
>>25340830
Judging from your spelling, you must be lonely often
>>25340846
oh ya? well u forgot a period there sonny.
Anyone /eatingdisorder/?
Not really, but I feel like puking each time I eat.
What's the deal senpai?
>>25341134
You should try tumblr you'll find more users like yourself
>>25341134
I binge eat high calorie foods when I feel suicidally depressed, despite knowing I'm making my situation worse. Not sure it counts as my BMI is healthy but my relationship with food definitely isn't.
I don't think I can take it anymore. My parents are trying to reduce the time spent on the one thing that keeps me sane....my pc. I can't handle normie life. It's so shit and formulated. Eat,sleep work die repeat. The pc is the one thing in life I love and those fucktards are trying to take it away. I literally fucking lost it at them and now they're blaming my behavior on the pc. Why do normies have to be so ignorant?
>>25340761
How's the ninth grade treating you?
>PC
>keeps muh sanity
they are probably hoping it drives you to run away. do it for their sake, it's not fair for them to be burdened by you any longer