Don't worry robots. Just have to "find the right girl."
http://wikihow.com/Find-a-Girlfriend-if-You-Never-Had-One
>all the drawings are of eleven year olds
>>25341213
>it's a "stacey"
>>25341246
holy shit it's literally physically impossible for that to be a coincidence, i guarantee you this is an elaborate ruse
>>25341431
Normie once again mocking us discreetly.
>>25341213
>drug dealer, stripper, runaway
>virgin
Are we really considered as bad as all these other things? fucking end me senpai
Jesus christ
>keep reloading page
>scroll to bottom
>say it was unhelpful and wrong
pretty devilish in my opinion
that'll ruin that roast beef bitch's confidence in her writing ability
>>25341512
I've been calling it a stupid topic because it fucking is. 99% of these types of guides are written by females.
>>25341194
>Try to be more realistic and be more open minded about girls that wear glasses, are a little chubby, have acne, very tall or very short, are tomboyish, have tattoos, piercings, and hair dye, etc.
>>25341496
no we're worse
Holy lol these wikihow things are so hilariously bluepill. Either they're created by retards or its normies mocking robots
>How to get a 9/10 gf
>Step 1: Exist
>Step 2: Talk to a 9/10
>Step 3: Ask her to be your gf
>>25341194
>Work on doing what you love and let the girl you like see you in your element. She'll be impressed that you have so much to offer and that you're happy doing your own thing instead of blending in with the crowd.
>Don't be afraid to be a little bit goofy or silly if that's who you are. You don't have to act like a macho man or a standoffish bro to get a girl's attention.
i'm sure /mlp/ loves this shit
>Wow her with your confidence.
if i had it id already have a gf too.
>Do something nice for her. If you want the girl to stay interested, then you have to make her see that you're willing to put in the effort. You should go out of your way to do something nice for her, whether you help her with a school project, offer to help her fix her bike, or pick up her homework for her if she's home sick from school.
they shouldve just named it
>how 2 be a beta fuccboi 101
>Don't ever take your girlfriend for granted. You should always try to add some romance to the relationship, compliment her, and let her know how special she is.
i like the part where they forget to mention it goes both ways
there so much shit to quote id just end up greentexting the entire article
>be me
>robot
>see stacy
>talk to her
>end up dating
>decide to stop talking to her
Its really this easy bots. The hard part is finding one you really like
>>25343418
>>Do something nice for her. If you want the girl to stay interested, then you have to make her see that you're willing to put in the effort. You should go out of your way to do something nice for her, whether you help her with a school project, offer to help her fix her bike, or pick up her homework for her if she's home sick from school
this is why I hate women
>>25343474
>robot
>see stacy
>talk to her
>end up dating
somewhere something doesnt add up but im not sure where..
>>25343418
>being nice every once in while is being a beta fuccboi
and you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend
>>25343515
calm down pepe, don't do anything you can regret later
>>25343515
>>25343515
First thing i told her was she was attractive and i wanted to talk
>its really that simple senpai
>>25343600
well im sure if it works for you, it works for everyone, doesnt it...
...CHAD?
>>25343689
Never had gf only had sex once. Maybe i just got lucky
>>25343764
>only had sex once
>>25341213
Those were kinda hot, desu.
>>25341194
they all literally want chad thundercock. if they deny it they are just trying to not seem vapid too their peers and family.
>>25343418
I'm /mlp/, and yes, I do love it.
>tfw girls have little-to-no variance in what they find attractive
If you scroll down fast and just look at the images, it feels like The Sims fanart.
