>tfw going to spend another New Years Eve alone
H-happynew year sempaibl00x00r scap3
Does it ever end bros?
>>25352071
you'll be here with us tho
>tfw people make fun of us for being on this board
Which has a worse reputation, /r9k/ or /pol/?
>>25351986
If normies hate me, I'm doing my job
>>25352086
/r9k/ killed moe
so /r9k/
You say women can't be robots?i think you will change your mind after watching this
http://youtu.be/CIuuwbiSoBA
BIG
ASIAN
COCK
what the fuck.
get off me board, cunt. this roasties entire being is antithetical to anything you could remotely consider a robot.
>>25351922
She wants the bac bad.
how do i into diet?
>finally meet a girl
>first time in my life things seem to be going well
>she finally starts easing the conversation into more lewd directions
>brings up sending each other "naughty pictures"
>tfw pushing 270 because gained 100 pounds after mom passed last year
>tfw try to dodge it
>she eventually catches on
>"every...
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>>25351831
eat from 1-7 pm each day, that's it
>>25351831
Tell me what your typical day is as far as meal goes.
>>25351831
DON'T EAT AS MUCH, MOVE AROUND MORE
CALORIC INTAKE + EXERCISE
START WITH CARDIO, ADD RESISTANCE TRAINING LATER
ALSO DON'T LOSE IT TOO FAST OR YOU'LL GET LOOSE SKIN
Who here /paranoid/
>when I go on a walk I constantly look behind me
>if i hear footsteps behind me I reach in my pocket and grab my knife, prepared to kill the person if they attack
>can't even smoke a cig at night time on my porch because I'm convinced somebody is watching and waiting in the dark
>when someone is nice to me I immediately think they are planning something
>if i hear people talking I think...
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i used to be afraid of mirrors when i was younger. i had the idea i might accidentally summon a demon to haunt me or whatever
We are watching you. Tread carefully, because we know what you're doing.
I don't sleep facing doorways because I'm afraid of waking up and seeing something spooky standing there
Who /gettingshredded/ here?
I live to lift and lift to live.
No job. No friends. No education.
There is only LIFTING.
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ONLY SQUAT
SQUAT LIFE
MAD GAINS
Post results or fatty
im builtfat ogre powerlifter mode
have like 40 pounds to lose to leanness
i'll come out of this winter triumphant, or i'll give up
can we talk about Robots?
What about them?
Not unless you start with something interesting, like how all jobs will eventually be taken by them causing most of the population to become neets who will eventually need to be exterminated.
sure, ok. Original
What does it mean when a woman says she's "down to earth"?
>>25351668
You needn't waist resources on trying to understand that which cannot be applied, but instead focus, concentrate on that which cannot be understood but applied.
>>25351668
she's fucking insane with crazy standards and stipulations. adding on it also means she'll fuck anyone as long as they are decent looking
>>25351668
Has no intellectual hobbies or academic pursuits
Happy Holidays, /r9k/. I hope your resolutions for 2016 will be to cut down on the misogyny!
I hope yours is to post less bait.
Go fuck your cunt mother
image relevant
Just realized I've been unemployed for one hundred months. Eight years and some. Can I call myself "lvl80 NEET"?
MODS! WE HAVE A FUCKING MINOR AGAIN!!
seriously how do you survive 8 years being NEET? Are you just a fucking welfare pig, or does your family have some badass inheritance money they got. I don't understand how it's possible to be NEET, even with parents, cause wouldn't they just kick your lazy ass out?
>>25351951
u know that lik3 literally 30% of young blacks are unemployed? u are the minor who doesnt umderstand welfare
Where did you start counting from? Graduating high School? Or you dropped out? So far I've been a neet for over a year after getting a college degree.
"1.) Put an ad on Craigslist describing yourself and where you live accurately. Provide an address.
2.) State that you want to experience a realistic rape scenario
3.) At the end of the post say that you have a safe word you will use when you want it to stop. Copy/paste a word from an online site while squinting so you can't see what the word actually is.
4.) Leave your door wide open tonight.
5.) Lay in bed and wait."
Doing this tonight. Will post updates. Ad has been posted.
why would anybody ever do this? why?
>>25351571
This and pic of ad?
>>25351571
I don't even care about my life f-a-m desu I'm lonely as fuck live by myself everyone around me is dead i'm addicted to alcohol and the internet I spend all day on 4chan I just don't care what happens to me.
>>25351606
not posting ad because personal info. I did add a photo of a random hot girl rather than a picture of myself to attract more attention.
/v/ didn't give a shit so I'm posting here
I know some of you loserbeards play league of legends and I'm looking for a decent team of 5 (including me) to play a couple rounds of poro king.
if it helps convince you that I need this help, I am a female and I can't carry a shitty team on my own, but I'm pretty good working with a team that knows what to do.
please add me and play with me, robros.
sn: sharkcar
L I T E R A L L Y
play with me
>>25351480
>needs a premade team to win that shitty holiday mode
literally have your team draft 5 tanks with thunderlords and you win you retard are you fucking bronze 6 or something christ
>>25351604
one fantastical bump for fantastical me
l i t e r a l l y waiting for some big strong vidya-gamin' robots to come and play with me
What was your biggest "Oh Crap" moment? One tiny mistake that you knew would fuck your shit up big time.
That's randomrambo, right? He still streams I think
>>25351513
Did he ever address this particular incident?
Yours reminded me of a moment I fucked up in CSGO once.
>play comp on inferno as CT
>terrorists rush B site
>I'm hiding in back
>someone throws smoke and they try to defuse
>I come out and knife him a bunch for a funny kill
>team is dying around me
>i hear them saying "right click!" while i'm trying to attack
>bomb...
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>italian "food"
>just a pile of tomato flavored vomit
is there a more shit type of cuisine?
>>25351393
french cuisine.
>>25351393
Northern European food is horrible
any white people food is trash-tier
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>>25351363
Why do we fall Bruce?
>>25351363
>>25351436
It's so we can learn to pick ourselves back up or some shit.
>tfw this happens even after I correctly solve the new captcha puzzles
jfmsu f.a.m.