when's the last time you cried?
I cried in the shower earlier. thinking about where i am in life
>>25452674
Can't remember when i last time cried. maybe 9 years ago. But if i could cry again i would cry every day that i was born in this time of nothing.
Yesterday.
It was the first time in almost three years.
That fucking End of Eva song that was looping on /a/ got to me, and I came across something that reminded me of somebody I lost.
6 months ago on my birthday.
i want a gf who bullies me emotionally
not me, ain't nobody got time for that
>>25452643
fuck off enabler
Protip: All women will do this.
I found a 2 br in Atlanta for 600 a month. Is it really that cheap or are they just shitty cl scams
>>25452597
>Atl
>cheap housing
100% guaranteed its full of niggers
>>25452633
It's not even that expensive compared to other major cities
>>25452658
Even for ATL that's cheap, like ghetto cheap. Drive though the area in the dark
So you're the villain of Star Wars, /r9k/.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/geek-male-identity-has-been-reduced-to-kylo-ren-impotently-thrashing-a-computer-with-his-sword-this-a6790401.html
>>25453167
stupid retarded identity politics
>honest discussions of male identity
>in 2016
COME O-
wait what
hold me /r9k/ I'm scared
>"geek identity"
Is there anything to "geek identity" that isn't mindless consumerism obsessed with cash-cow sci-fi/fantasy franchises like Star Wars?
Guys if you tell a doctor you are hearing voices will he lock you up?
He will give you pills that will make you happy and nice comfy jacket to keep you warm in a nice comfy padded room.
what do they say anon?
It just means you aren't deaf.
baka these fucking hypochondriacs
Any robots want to watch me play DayZ? Get in here nao! www dot twitch dot tv slash ladylexe
Pic unrelated.
no fuck off you useless twitch whore
youre not even attractive and awful at games
which one of your faggots in the friendzone hooked all this shit up for you? did you at least suck his dick?
probably not, because you're not even a good cumdumpster
standalone or mod?fuck standalone
>>25452545
>which one of your faggots in the friendzone hooked all this shit up for you?
My boyfriend. And yes. :p
>>25452561
What does it look like, dingdong?
Hi. Does anyone want to talk to me?
Yeah. I'm lonely. How are you? Also, stop frogposting. Makes you look like a normie fag.
I'm here anon. Go ahead and unleash your feels or madness.
what do you want to talk about, anon? i'm listening
how can you 2d waifus have a chance against this?
>>25452456
I could easily get someone to pay me to draw something more attractive.
>>25452456
>dyed fake blonde hair
>pasty, corpse like flakey skin.
>jaw is a weird shape
>mouth is too small
>mouth herpes
>skinny fat arms
>tries too hard push-up wonderbra
>probably a femlet
>elbows too pointy
>elbows...
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2d never had a chance
I just ejaculated in to a spider web.
Early candidate for thread of 2016
I seeoriginal comment
>>25452357
That's pretty funny OP
Where was the web? Did you just stand in front of it and wank?
99% of robots fit in one of these pics
>>25453047
I'm a combination of eggman and Elliot Rodgers.
what does that even mean? looks or what?
>>25453047
who else /eliott/ here
Literally the hottest news girl in the world. How can liberal stations compete?
she looks like a coal burner
>admitting you are this biased and stupid
The only thing worse than a whining SJW is a whining right winger who thinks buzzwording 'liberal' at every opportunity actually means something
There is nothing worthwhile whatsoever about TV news. They're essentially propaganda outlets. They reinforce preconceived biases and routinely invent narratives for the sake of ratings.
Read the newspaper and respected periodicals like The Economist in conjunction with an array of news aggregate websites if you actually care world events.
This shit happened about 2 hours ago.
>be a cyborg
>play a lot of gay fantasy shit with few other cyborg friends
>yugioh, dnd, smash bros, that kinda shit
>be working at zaxby's, about to get off shift
>remember some funny insider memes with friends about yugioh
>mutter to myself "Gotterdammerung" under my breath
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>>25452284
You really fucked up.
I don't talk to people so no stories.
>>25452284
>zaxby
where do you live, senpai? No one online has ever known what the fuck zaxbys is when ever i mentioned it.
Anyways sharing my bad time with normies story:
>16
>total outcast
>went to a school with a weird mix of thugs and preppy rich kids
>i was a seriously poor black kid and also not at all a thug
>got bullied a bunch
>no one liked me
>teachers didn't care about me and thought i was weird
>was basically invisible
>eventually stopped going to school
>heavy drug use led to me meeting some cool people
>met one guy named C who also dropped out
>his mom was a crackhead
>his dad was an abusive drug user
>as a result no supervision at all
>him, me, and one other guy named X would always hang out in his basement smoking weed and eating mushrooms or dropping acid together
>one day, he brings some guy from high school over
>guy sees that the place has no supervision and realizes he's found normie heaven
>suddenly more and more people start coming to "hangout"
>one day I go out with X to buy a half ounce of weed
>I come back to find theres some kind of party going on
>dozens of high school boys and a few girls have pulled up in cars and are congregating around
>they see my skateboard and start ranting about "sk8 life man wow we're sk8rs too!"
>I go ask C what the fuck is going on
>ask him if we're still smoking and also why are there tons of people here
>he explains to me that the new guy who came along decided to throw a party here
>We go inside and I place all the weed on the table like always
>Normies fucking crowd around it, absolutely swarm it snapping dozens of pictures of it and immediately posting it on their facebooks or instagrams or whatever
>won't shut up bragging about how cool they are for being here
>they all talk how they're super tokers and they always smoke the super dank kush
>we pull out a bong
>literally not one of them knew how to use a bong
>after only 1 rotation, they all stare with these look extremely nervous and surprised
>>25452873
>the girls wont shut up and stop taking pictures of everything and taking selfies posing with the bong
>someone convinces them all they won't be cool stoner kids if they won't do at least one more rotation
>this time some of them actually take good hits instead of the little baby ones they did the first time
>now they're experiencing the feeling of being high
>the...
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I love how these weebs dont notice the female characters they lust after go after attractive anime dudes, if they were real they would look for the nearest Chad immediately just like any other woman.
Anime is not fanstasy its just an example of how japanese women work, what you call tsundere is just basic female behavior where they play hard to get.
>>25452280
Here's your free reply.
>Not being an anime Chad.
Only reason to take care of yourself senpaitachi, why would you expect your perfect waifu to love an ugly person?
>>25452419
>why would you expect your perfect waifu to love an ugly person?
because she isn't like the others girls
2d>3d
suicide watch is a plebian's meme
Why are robots so obsessed with japan?
>>25452231
Grass always seems greener on the other side desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
We also like to look up to their NEET lifestyle which some of them have perfected, rather than their martial arts spirit and "work until you drop" work ethic.
It's also the land of 2D loli.
sideways vagina
>>25452231
The younger generation's handle on and revolt against society's absurdity.
How high can one human being be? I'm convinced that all the different youtube people I am following are my heroes (like in Battlefront 2) and that when I am sober and happy I will create great things and meet them.
I almost got quads.
I'm at a party, or there will be one in the future at the documentary release party, Sam Hyde and Rose will be there and they will fuck.Or her and I will meet and we will love each other. Her name is Sam Hyde.
>>25452287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjNXwSeLuTU
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN GOLD!!!
I'M SO HIGH ON DXM IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN GOLD
The song is from Vice City and also in Rose. Both important parts of me.