99% of robots fit in one of these pics
>>25453047
I'm a combination of eggman and Elliot Rodgers.
what does that even mean? looks or what?
>>25453047
who else /eliott/ here
im 100% a less angry elliot rodger
>>25453074
A redpilled delusional manlet
I'm like Elliot except I don't hate other people, just myself.
>>25453047
I'm hoping for Elliot
I'm an Elliot.
tell me which I fit into
I admire eggy, and feel both pity and jealousy for elliot
>>25453318
The saga of this guy is excruciating.
>>25453318
You fit intothe suppressed superpower Aryan god category desu desu senpaieggy probably. also you have metalbro hair like me so a bit o neckbeard in there too.
>>25453318
definitely fedora tier you fucking faggot fuck off
>>25453318
I love your hair
Don't ever let anyone tell you it's ugly or gross
>>25453318
the failed normie attention whore category, pic related
Rolling for the bullet in the next chamber.
Who else/russianroullette/ here?
>>25453451
>dat red cabbage look
awesome
>>25453425
thx
>>25453386
>jew
>aryan
tip top kek
and yes, I am a total neckbeard
>>25453096
I am /eliott/ without the manletness
>>25453451
how the cuck did he complete shoot his entire head off? only answer I can think of is that scene in Saw 3 where that shotgun collar went off and killed that woman.
>>25453047
None of them have severe acne. Checkmate faggot.
>>25453318
Blond haired faggot.
Elliotcore here too
>>25454160
grenade cereal
been told I look like Eliot so
If you don't fit you're not a robot, famalam
Too attractive to be eggman, too poor to be elliot, too gullible to be a fedoralord.
guess I'm the only retard here who will admit he is more eggman
>>25454160
thinking too hard
I look quite a bit like Elliot but I'm not like any of them personality-wise
>>25454804
im drunk enough to admit im more eggman too.
eggman isn't a robot
just ugly
>>25453451
Man looking at that image while listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z48SB3JcyGs
Is disturbing
>tfw eggman-tier
>>25453507
how are you a jew if you dont practice?
>jew
>race
this meme needs to go
>>25454939
I consider myself a Jew because nationalists will never consider me to be white. wish I wasn't though, partly because of orthodox cunts like you
This is false. The majority of /r9k/ are none of these
>tfw not ugly like eggman
>tfw not mixed race self hating manlet like ER
>tfw not lardass like fedora guy
I have the best qualities of them
Friendly like eggman, handsome bone structure like ER, sensitive like fedora guy
I'm depressed and hate my life though
I'm 90% eggman and 10% fedora.
>>25454986
> fedoralord
> sensitive
Anything but, my friend
>>25454986
>ugly
>mixed race
>self hating
>lardass
I check all of these boxes phamiliam
>>25455003
s-sorry for calling you ugly eggy
I meant it in a nice way
>>25454939
>the goyim know
>SHUT IT DOWNNNNNNNN!
B-but I'm a pretty grill
>>25454980
Just call yourself english, convert to christianity, dont tell anyone you have yids in your family and most of all___JUST_be_yourself.
Can relate to eggman
>>25455079
>implying these qualities don't apply to fembots
>fedoralord = delusional land whale
>E rodgers = cute grill who thinks she's too good for robots and ends up self harming or worse. sociopath
>eggman = that 3/10 chick in school who licks her snot off tissue
>>25455095
people will find out anyway
and Christianity is for cucks
>>25455134
Maybe I fit Elliot then idk. But I'm pretty nice and friends with a couple robits so idk.
Def not the other two tho
In the looks department, I'm a shittier Elliot, but I'm Eggy in every other department.
>>25455151
le fedora tip
>>25455239
the Pope basically killed Christianity recently, thanks Francis
now the only threat to the fedoras is Islam
>>25453096
elliot rodger is my hero i respect him more than Cho and the columbine kids
>>25455019
Do we need any further confirmation that we are ultimately useless?
>>25453047
I'm the sexy one but with morals and I have a level of deppression that matches his anger
>>25455750
So you're Eggman
>>25455783
I'm he who can't be dodged
these guys are all too good looking and/or normal to be real robots
>>25453047
>eggman
>robot
>>25453047
I was full eggman until 2015. I haven't tried to break into normie status in what feels like forever now.
I am an Elliot minus the narcissism.
I would follow his path, but I don't want to die, and if I am sentenced to life in prison, then I would never, ever experience love and the warm affection of a woman. I long for it, and still have hope thanks to living in my own fantasy world where a girl actually loves me.
If in a couple more yyears nothing has changed, when I reach wizard status, then you may see a news story.
>>25453047
I am Elliot Rodgers with the euphoria and passion for my little pony of the fedora man.
>>25453047
To think only one of them is virgin...
Proud to be that 1%vagabundo
>>25453318
Ah fellow robot-hippie.
They do exist then.
