This shit happened about 2 hours ago.
>be a cyborg
>play a lot of gay fantasy shit with few other cyborg friends
>yugioh, dnd, smash bros, that kinda shit
>be working at zaxby's, about to get off shift
>remember some funny insider memes with friends about yugioh
>mutter to myself "Gotterdammerung" under my breath
>is yugioh card related
>qt3.14 (wel kinda, like 6.5/10) cashier hears me, perks up and says some shit about the norse gods and how we must share an interest (i guess she studies mythology in uni)
>"O-oh... no, s-sorry, it's just a yugioh card, my firends and i play sometimes and i was remembering something funny about..."
>Her face just drops, with crushing disappointment she didn't just connect with another human
I can't even be mad, I'm so fucking retarded. Didn't say a word for the rest of our shift.
Normie Experiences General I guess
>>25452284
You really fucked up.
I don't talk to people so no stories.
>>25452284
>zaxby
where do you live, senpai? No one online has ever known what the fuck zaxbys is when ever i mentioned it.
Anyways sharing my bad time with normies story:
>16
>total outcast
>went to a school with a weird mix of thugs and preppy rich kids
>i was a seriously poor black kid and also not at all a thug
>got bullied a bunch
>no one liked me
>teachers didn't care about me and thought i was weird
>was basically invisible
>eventually stopped going to school
>heavy drug use led to me meeting some cool people
>met one guy named C who also dropped out
>his mom was a crackhead
>his dad was an abusive drug user
>as a result no supervision at all
>him, me, and one other guy named X would always hang out in his basement smoking weed and eating mushrooms or dropping acid together
>one day, he brings some guy from high school over
>guy sees that the place has no supervision and realizes he's found normie heaven
>suddenly more and more people start coming to "hangout"
>one day I go out with X to buy a half ounce of weed
>I come back to find theres some kind of party going on
>dozens of high school boys and a few girls have pulled up in cars and are congregating around
>they see my skateboard and start ranting about "sk8 life man wow we're sk8rs too!"
>I go ask C what the fuck is going on
>ask him if we're still smoking and also why are there tons of people here
>he explains to me that the new guy who came along decided to throw a party here
>We go inside and I place all the weed on the table like always
>Normies fucking crowd around it, absolutely swarm it snapping dozens of pictures of it and immediately posting it on their facebooks or instagrams or whatever
>won't shut up bragging about how cool they are for being here
>they all talk how they're super tokers and they always smoke the super dank kush
>we pull out a bong
>literally not one of them knew how to use a bong
>after only 1 rotation, they all stare with these look extremely nervous and surprised
>>25452873
>the girls wont shut up and stop taking pictures of everything and taking selfies posing with the bong
>someone convinces them all they won't be cool stoner kids if they won't do at least one more rotation
>this time some of them actually take good hits instead of the little baby ones they did the first time
>now they're experiencing the feeling of being high
>the talk starts dying down
>everyone staring at the floor or looking around awkwardly
>Finally someone says "m-my parents are gonna know i'm high!"
>all of them start agreeing and collectively panicking about how they're going to get caught
>finally they all start leaving
>they all get back in their cars and drive off with much less enthusiasm than when they arrived
>meanwhile between the 15 or so of them, they haven't even smoked more than 2 grams
>we all laugh and continue smoking
>things go back to normal
>later on X shows me this post they put on facebook with a list of all their names tagged on their and talking about how "totally epic" the party was
>realize this is the "wild parties" that i was missing out on as an outcast
>>25452903
Those weren't the parties you missed out on, but trust me when I say you would have been a wall flower for most of the 'live' partying you miss out on. Not that much fun for social regects.
>>25453190
>Not that much fun for social rejects.
Agreed. That was only the first "party" I went too. I've been to plenty now, and have even gone clubbing a few times. Every experience was a new type of awful. I can at least say I truly gave the normal life a try. My parents actually complained that young men my age should be out having "Fun" and that I have no friends. But that lifestyle is not for people like me.
>>25453361
>Every experience was a new type of awful. I can at least say I truly gave the normal life a try. My parents actually complained that young men my age should be out having "Fun" and that I have no friends. But that lifestyle is not for people like me.
>>25453754
I dont understand the reaction image.
