>tfw you've become a legit normie
>tfw working full time and talking to people every day without anxiety or spaghetti
>tfw see posts on 4chan as rude, weird and stupid now instead of entertaining
>tfw at 23 years old you've outgrown 4chan
I-I'm here forever, right guys?
>>25502524
>has job
>still comes to /r9k/
why are you here?
>>25502619
I don't know. 4chan was always my time killer and it's a habit now.
>>25502672
>time killer
this is a place of serious business.
>>>/gif/7903902
>Find this thread.
>Grin widely at the revenge.
Feels good man.
>/gif/
>only has webms
Somebody please remind me why that board even exists?
>>25502488
Not even black men want black women
>be robot
>make thread
>must click not a robot
REEEEEWhat do.
>>25502479
>REEEEEWhat do.
Go to /b/ and quit making shitty fucking threads. You're not clever. You're a stupid sack of shit.
>>25502479
Epic original thread!
>>25502525
But B is full of porn
Back in 2007 my first love, first girlfriend, first kiss, first everything cheated on me. This broke me. I swore to myself that I would have my revenge.
In March of 2015 I came back into contact with the woman that destroyed my innocence. She had gotten fatter and at the time had a fiance who looked like a chubbier version of me. My masterplan of revenge begun.
Whenever she would talk about her fiance I would focus on the negative aspect of their relationship. I would subtly drop comments about her deserving better. I'd reinforce that she needed a man that...
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>>25502449
You are a narcissist.
>mfw she says no first
>mfw no face
>>25502449
Ted Bundy already did it.
Sooo...what's your excuse again?
>>25502440
best friends gonna best friends.
Taller then me, dresses better, better looks, doesn't have a receding hairline. Has better skin.
>>25502440
fucks up with dat nigos hair lmao
Can western women be saved, r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlTj0A2Pwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzx1mBcoUrY
>inb4 some insecure little white cuck comes in here with "statistics"
>>25502396
no, none of us can be saved
>>25502396
no
fuckingbloxx
The only reason I don't kill myself is because I want to do and try new drugs
What keeps you guys alive
>>25502344
Yo! check out this one
OC but not mine
Curiosity about the future and i need to have the latest tech
>>25502377
Cool as shit thanks
So have any of you seen the new Tarantino movie?
I just got back and let me tell you... if you didn't think Djanjo was bad enough.. this ones worse. He Iiterally gets Samuel Jackson to go on for about a whole 5 minutes describing his "big black dong" penetrating white pussy
No. Fucking. Joke.
I used to say this guy was my favorite director but I just can't anymore because he just changed
Fucking Why????
>>25502299
He's fucking with you.
Yes, you, specifically and guys like you.
"AHAHAHAHAHA all this multicultural bullshit I'm gonna have a giant black guy stand there talking about fucking white women for five minutes YEAHHHHH"
The point was he was trying to make the old colenel grab his gun, so he could shoot the guy.
Also
>pussy
>>25502299
Tarantino's always been a huge cuck. He still makes damn fine films though.
>come home to Cali for Winter Break
>mom sets me up with her friends daughter
>apparently I've known her since I was an infant
>now she is a gorgeous 18yo
>half Filipino half German, 100% babe
>she's super shy
>she's had nothing but terrible experiences with guys
>become her friend
>fall...
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>talking with girls
NORMIES GET OUUUUUUUUT
>half Filipino
Disgusting. But yeah, congrats on whatever.
>>25502322
not a normie, just a /fit/izen
Everyday now I'm just consumed by self hating thoughts. I've never thought highly of myself, ever, nothing close. I've always known I'd never get a gf or anything like that. The past few weeks have just been getting worse.
Now I just can't take it all of a sudden. I've spent the past couple of days sleepwalking through school, being in the bathroom, sitting in the tub (clothed), staring at myself in the mirror. Ive been just shit posting and playing through all the FFs as I sit here.
All these thoughts running through my head. I've...
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>>25502234
It'll probably pass, and you'll be left numb but marginally functional. You'll probably pass in and out of states like this.
That's the thing about rock bottom, there's no way you can feel worse so gradually your brain gets used to feeling that terrible and then you just get numb.
Try not to think about the future too hard.
It only gets worse. Trust me
>>25502533
I've always looked forward to being numb to everything, sitting in a apartment alone shitposting day in and day out, without a care in the world.
Now I feel the need for a hug, a warmth a human being can give me. These blankets aren't helping
Whats the worst thing people have ever done to you?
Was it the reason you ended up here?
I was just a practice bf to her.
>>25502217
Dad cheated on my mom and abandoned me as a kid. I grew up without a father figure which has led me to hate myself for being very similar to my dad.
OP said I was more faggoty than him
>mfw I'm too retarded to function as a wagie but I don't even apply for neetbux
>mfw they'll just think I'm a normie and reject me
>mfw my mom kicked me out 6 months ago for being a retard
>mfw I think I'm really gonna end it all soon lads
Why doesn't /r9k/ start a commune?
We can buy some property out west (say, 30 acres) and just build a 4chan commune
>>25502259
This desu. We need to convince one of the richfags here to fund it
>tired of wagecucking
>still expected to finish uni
>don't want to do anything
>parents won't just let me stay home forever
Don't even know what to do anymore desu
>drunkenly cheated on girlfriend of one year this morning with a mutual friend
>lose erection halfway through, get guiltiest conscience I've ever had
>friend next room sees us, they both tell me not to tell her because it would put unnecessary stress on our friendship
>go through day undecided on what to do
>decide to tell her at night, visit her, tell her at 3am
>she breaks down crying,...
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you didn't even cum? wat's even the point
You're fucking retarded. Should've pretended you did nothing. Guilty conscience my ass, you could be pounding your gf like nothing happened with a grin on your face right now if you weren't such a fag.
Anyways, gtfo normie, I'm sure you'll get over it and get another gf before I ever get laid.
>>25502173
How would you have reacted if she came to you and said she fucked some guy while drunk?
If you went homeless how would you manage? I think I would become a roaming trader and sell things to hobos, I would get drugs and sell em to homeless, I would be the known merchant
I was homeless for two weeks when I was 19, because I was annoyed with my parents and just couldn't stand them. This was in Chicago area during winter so it was cold af, I slept under a bridge surrounded by trees that had an apartment complex with a dumpster always full of food.
It was terrible though, I only slept like 4 hours a day because it was so cold and my coat got muddy and wet
I went back to my parents house because it went below -10 one night and I wouldve died, so muh for my edgy campaign
>>25502148
where would you get the drugs idiot
>>25502148
You say that. Been homeless a year. 21yo. And I guess basically mentally retarded as far as other people or society is concerned. I would rather die but for some sick reason I just keep telling myself it'll get better
What's your excuse now robots?
he's still genetically superior
>>25502092
he is blessed by Jesus sempai
>>25502114
how so?
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