Who /handsome/ here? Any stories?
>be handsome
>only swipe hot girls on tinder
>get new matches every day
>never message any of them
>>29774149
No good-looking robots? Just me?
I'm ugly senpai
My fantasies are not convincing enough, good for you tho OP.
God fucking damn not again please
>>29774106
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I hate spiders and have an electric handheld bug zapper just for getting rid of them.
That's why I have a bug zapperin my room. I zap moths, silverfish and sometimes spiders
Found this in the garage the other day, it was just inches away from my face as I was reaching for something on the shelves. Almost shat myself.
FUCKING NORMIES MAKING FUN OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29773968
all i ever wanted was to be loved
Is this guy a new Elliott?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JzfGFGw3rk
>>29774831
yep but i doubt he'd kill anyone
is there really no comfy thread?
dumping some of my collectionactually one
>>29774308
not much of a dump is it now
I hope this thread will get more replies.
>ywn be charles manson and have your own personal army of depressed young girls
feels bad man
>you will never be a dictator who has his own doctors to inspect young virgin girl's hymens and test them for any sexual diseases
>you will never get a virgin girl at your beck and call any time, any day
He was also a 5'2" unemployed manlet. There is hope, robots.
BTW, the Manson thing really shows off female privilege. These college girls were out killing people, but let's blame Charles Manson since roasties can't be held accountable for their actions.
>>29774662
yeah i don't get why OP is saying that. manson was not very impressive and he manipulated a bunch of druggies. anyone can do that.
losing my virginity tomorrow robots, I guess I won't be coming back to you losers ever again
>>29773867
Doesn't change as much as you think
>>29773929
Doesn't change anything actually. I am as miserable as I was before. At least I am not dying a virgin, I guess.
>>29773867
dont hype yourself up, dont go in expecting anything, there is a chance that you may not get hard because of nerves
its happened to me before even while not being a virgin
I hate how guys here avatar with female anime characters, so lets have a thread where we share masculine/male avatars to make /r9k/ less sissy
Nothing more manly than an Edomite-azz lookin warrior nigga
But I'm a little girl, just like all the other Anons here.
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>>29773856
>when abel attacks a pirate with his javelin
Why do the majority here seem to accept kpop and jpop but hate western pop?
I guess its because a lot of pop music is recycled garbage. j/kpop is something new other than the trash that fills the radio.
Or you're all just faggot weebs.Yeah, that's it.
>>29773951
>kpop is something new
HAHAHAHA
its the most recycled garbage in the world dude
Literally the exact same as american pop music from like 15 years ago
>>29774110
i dont really listen to jkpop so i dont know.
im pretty sure its just weebs
Suck for you, /r9k/. Sucks for you...
>women think what they want matters
that's fine
I gave up on ever being something another human would love a long time ago
>posting this tired old pic
GOOD life advice shared straight from Stacy's instragram.
How come you guys have never thought of this? It was really that simple all along, friends.
Just b ur self anon it's easy
>>29773877
Thanks anon, I'm ready to turn my life around thanks to these amazing philosophical insights.
>>29773784
ur tellin me I jus had to bee myself????? ?? !??
wow!!
Did you get out of bed yet today?
>>29773768
I had to. I had wagecucking. Stacked some chairs in an area that no one ever sits in at closing, manager comes and has a go at me for doing it 5 minutes before closing and demands I go out and put them back as they were. I'm a beta so I did
I had a doctors appointment. The little depression scale test considered 10+ points severe depression. I got 24.
I have diabetes so I have to get up and piss a lot.
>25
>finally break virginity with a girl i met at a bar, 5/10
>so fucking happy
>was worrying about something that wasn't even that great
>3 weeks later
>find out I have genital herpes.
Don't have sex. it's a meme. I'm sure as hell never gonna do it again
Idiot fucks a random chick at a bar and doesn't wear a condom
>>29773747
Point is sex is not really fun. It's okay if it just happens, but it certainly isn't worth a hassle.
>>29773804
I did use a condom
>tfw you will always have a lazy eye
>>29773716
>tigers wouldn't eat him
has to be a combo of
a)
tigers weren't hungry and
b) he was acting so fucking nuts trying to get the tigers to eat him, the tigers just went "the fuck is wrong with you, brah?"
Tigers in captivity are lazy and dont eat unless they're hungry, which they're not.
I knew 2 chads in highschool with lazy eyes, fugged tons of girls. Dont let it stop you.
>tfw no 20/20 vision
>tfw didn't weat eye patch as a kid to hopefully sort out my eye
>tfw too late now
>neighbour put his piss bottles on my doorstep again
>>29773614
What did you do about it, OP? Did he replace your milk with his piss bottles?
Just marking his territory.
>>29773661
No.
>neighbour is athletic, tall black guy who laughs everytime he sees me
>leaves piss bottles on my doorstep every week
>tfw I pour them all over me in the bathtub when I masturbate
>tfw he laughs at me for not doing anything manly about it, when he has absolutely no idea
I guess I'm the one with last laugh, right /r9k/?
I don't get this.
>Everclear/PGA is 95% alcohol
>Used to make punch for parties
>Diluted down to about 50% with kool-aid shit to hide taste
>Red solo cup contains 12 oz easily
>For a 105-120lb girl one cup contains about 7 drinks
>This is enough to give them a BAC of .25+
>This renders them unconscious or borderline unresponsive and highly impaired
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>>29773595
absolutely no one uses everclear for juice
By not being held accountable for your actions.
It'd be like if you went to a party in a place you aren't familiar with, getting blackout drunk, waking up the next morning with your phone and wallet stolen, then pinning the blame on the people who robbed you then having the vocal majority sympathize with you even though you are the sole entity who put yourself in that position to begin with.
It's amazing. I can understand wanting to get drunk, but it should be common sense to not get blackout drunk if you are in a position where you could be taken advantage of financially, physically, or otherwise.The worst part is the ones who cash in on this meme are the ones who have it repeatedly happen to them and pretend that it's a completely new, unexpected consequence every time to maintain the facade of childlike innocence.
>It's ok to take advantage of someones bad choices because they are dumb