God fucking damn not again please
>>29774106
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I hate spiders and have an electric handheld bug zapper just for getting rid of them.
That's why I have a bug zapperin my room. I zap moths, silverfish and sometimes spiders
Found this in the garage the other day, it was just inches away from my face as I was reaching for something on the shelves. Almost shat myself.
>>29774335
Motherfucking shit.
You know i actually punch spiders to death but because im scared. I react very badly to fear. I once punched my sister in the face because she scared me as a prank.
>>29774106
OP are you australian?
how do you kill it?, is it venomus?
>>29774401
iktf. It's uncontrollable and very easy to act out of line when exposed to a phobia.
Here is another one I saw in there yesterday, it was right by the door as I hastily made an exit after seeing the first one. I know it looks small to some of you but here in the UK we don't get big venomous monsters.
>tfw cultivate black widows in my room
feels pretty goffick desu
>>29774106
I fucking swear to god I'm not a complete pussy but spiders scare the absolute shit out of me of me, I would probably cry if I saw one of those.
Who else is now checking behind their desk and under the drawers just in case?
>>29774573
UK>
What the fuck? When did we start getting them here as big as that bloody thing.The last thing this shitty country needs is giant spiders
>>29774761
Immigrants brought them along
Spiders are actually a good source of protein.
>>29774761
Apparently they've been on the rise in recent years thanks to cheap air travel and milder winters. We've even seen a couple incidents were venomous varieties have made their way here.
>>29774830
>the size of that thing
Fuck I hope they never start populating here.
>>29774615
All you spiderbro shits need to get these hands, a good one-two might rattle your brain and knock some sense into you to start killing spiders as you should.
>spider makes its way into my house
>want to help it get outside again
>try to get it into my hand
>it always runs away
Spiders are such cowards
>>29774933
Don't let em get the drop on you though, they'll bite ya the second they get the chance. You can't give these little bastards an inch. Except daddy long legs, they're alright. They'd probably still bitecha if they could, the only thing stopping them is they're kinda punks and can't really put the bite on humans effectively.
>>29774992
Actually they don't bite you unless you really piss them off
That's because smaller animals see anyone much bigger than them as a predator and they naturally want to escape
>>29774830
fucking kek holy shit
>>29775024
t. spidereunuch
you probably have some in your windowsill and think "Nah he's alright, he ain't hurtin anyone".
Enjoy your spider bite overnight that ends up becoming necrotic after a couple of days.
>>29774761
Huntsmen spiders have been turning up down south for the past couple years now, not good as those things are huge.
I was feeling my balls while reading this thread & I thought I felt a spider
>wake up in the morning
>as soon as my eyes open, the first thing i see is a spider hovering right above my face hanging from its web. fuccckkk. that shit scarred me for life.
>>29775075
You do know that very few spiders actually have venom potent enough to cause necrosis and they live in bumfuck nowhere, right?
Even the spiders in australian hellholes will give you swelling, pain and nausea at most
Fuck, like 95% of the spider population doesn't even have fangs strong enough to penetrate your skin
>>29775192
That sounds terrifying, any idea what kind of spider it was?
Photoshopped, OP is a fag
>>29775220
What kind of paradise do you live in where spiders are stuff of myths?
>>29775219
no idea. it wasnt huge or anything. it was one of those medium sized spiders with a yellow body. i dont think its poisonous or anything.
>>29775075
>>29775204
Hell, even the venom of the largest spider in the world isn't potent enough to cause any significant harm to humans
>>29774573
>>29774335
Beautiful specimens, they both look like female Eratigena atrica.
I have one as a pet, she's gonna' look awesome when she's fully grown.
>>29775204
thats true but you always read stories about the trucker dudes who are unloading shit from a dark truck and get bit by the reculse and have to get the hand amputated. or i remember the trader joes employee right in here in california who was unloading boxes of bananas and a brown recluse jumped on him
>>29775281
Paul is that you? If so will you be taking the spiders with you when you eventually move house?
>>29774335
>>29774573
What the fuck, I thought these cunts only started crawling out in autumn. September time was always spider season?
isnt it true that in australia i think, theres frogs that are so venomous that if you just touch it or hold it, youll die.
>>29775288
>you always read stories about the trucker dudes who are unloading shit from a dark truck and get bit by the reculse and have to get the hand amputated
Newsflash, that's just overdone clickbait garbage
When you get bit by the most venomous spider in the world and only about 2.3% of all known cases have to be treated with an antivenom, do you really think a brown recluse will cause your arm to just rot off?
>>29775332
Same here, everything seasonal has gone out of wack in recent times.
Although that garage is a filthy mess with lots of webs bugs and hiding places, perfect for spiders to flourish. Could also be the heat as the roof windows in there make it like a greenhouse during sunny days.
>>29774761
Nigger, they're natives here.
How have you not seen one?
>>29775323
>Paul
Not me, m8.
>>29775332
Those are females chilling out in their nests, they're not really 'out'.
The males are the ones that you find running around your house during that time of year, they lookin' foe dat spider poosey.
>>29775469
The one of the shelf doesn't move much but the one near the bike looked a little different to the other one, it had a thicker frame and a more browner colour.
It comes out of that gap looking for food I think as the wind vibrates its web in the opening.
>>29775342
There is a venomous variant of pretty much every animal in australia and they are most likely protected too so you can't kill them.
>>29775865
Do they have venomous women too?
>>29774573
I'm glad my Jack Russell attacks them
>>29774106
I always have to deal with wasps at my house
literally ants with wings and stingers, killed 3 of them this year without getting stung because I know their flight pattern
>>29776553
Lucky, my cat Mr Bigglesworth didn't want to know.
sheeeeit
thats the most savages spider in my country
>>29774705
I did when I opened this thread, haha. Checked the ceiling and below my chair aswell.
>>29774476
No im a dirty latino.
We use a sandal or step on them.
>>29775323
>Paul
Maybe not the person you're thinking of but that's my name, and I love spiders.
>>29776892
Do you have a youtube channel about vintage computers?
>>29775841
Yeah, there are subtle variations in shape and colour like most animals, but I'm almost certain the ones in your pics are the same species.
I'm glad you let them be, they'll probably stay there throughout their lives if they're left undisturbed.
>>29777026
Ah right then. Yeah I'm not going to forcibly remove them, as long as they stay in the garage and don't venture into the house then that's fine by me!
>>29776907
No, sorry. Wrong guy.
Sounds like a cool dude though
>>29777108
No worries. He's pretty cool yes, does a lot of vintage computer videos on youtube and is one of those youtubers which always brings a smile to your face when they upload.
He's got a tank set up in his kitchen where several of these big house spiders live.
>>29774106
See how its front legs are bent forward like that?
It's a huntsman.
I hope you don't go around killing huntsbros.
They are big, ugly, terrified of people and prefer being active at night, just like robots.
>>29774106
Ignore it and make a thread on 4chan to distract yourself.
Is OP still with us or is he cowering in the bathroom?
Anyone know what this is? I live in a basement apartment in Chicago. I find about one a week just roaming around like he owns the place.
>>29777311
No idea bro but are venomous spiders common all over the USA? Even in Northern states?
>>29777311
does it look like any of these?
http://fieldguides.fieldmuseum.org/sites/default/files/rapid-color-guides-pdfs/390_1.pdf
>>29777278
Yes, just forget they're there. I-- they wont hurt you...
i keep seeing these fuckers all over the beaches in florida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r011GRdai8Q
>work in a fast food restaurant
>scrub the dining room floor early in the morning before we open
>see a big spider on the floor
>leave that spot alone
>been seeing the spider in a different spot each day for a few weeks
If my boss knew I let it live in there she'd kill me.
>>29777437
Just let the spider do your boss's job for you, then.
Spiders are solitary:robots.
>>29777311
Do they have any patterns on them at all?
It's hard to tell from your pic.
I have caught and beaten a man who broke into my parents house little over a year ago when I was back home for a few weeks. Back again for a few weeks and had to call a friend yesterday to come help remove a spider from the room I was staying in because I was scared I'd lose it if I left it alone to go get the hoover. Weird how the mind can make you fearful of things that can't even hurt you; spiders fuck with me senpai :(
>>29777383
Thanks for the info. Oddly I didn't see anything similar here.
I checked spiders.us and found something similar in appearance and behavior called amourbious ferox or hacklemesh weaver.
All this being said looking at these pics made me faint and vomit in that order.
>>29775918
Yes we certainly fucking do
Spiders straight up terrify me. Something about the shape of their body and legs, and how they move, it just activates primal fears deep inside.
>>29777542
>:(
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee MOVE OUT NORMIE
>>29774830
I must say,it looks pretty tasty
>>29774892
on a side note, I think "get these hands" is my favorite niggerspeak
>>29774892
I'd rather kill people that kill spiders.
>>29774106
OH SHIT. Time for greentext.
>be me
>1 hour ago
>sitting on toilet taking a shit
>notice a huge fucking spider scamper across the floor
>squinteyes.jpg
>watch it crawl right next to me under the bathroom scale
>FUCKFUCKFUCK
>poke scale
>it runs
>stomp on it while still sitting
>baby spiders burst out
>fucking scream
>try stepping on them
>trip over my pants
>they're running around my head
>I feel one climb in my ear
>get up and start fucking trashing
>get q-tips and start plunging my ear to death
>ear starts bleeding
>mfw it was actually just my hair
>>29777311
seems like a spider
>>29778543
>mfw after reading a shitty fake green text that can't even be bothered to be the least bit of funny.
>hating spiders
fuck off assholes, the vast majority of them are only aggressive if they feel threatened
>>29774106
>>29774335
fucking hell m8s! damnit those fuckers freak me out. i don't want to live in a world with mutant killer bugs.
where do you live? pls tell me you're from brazil
>>29777437
You're a cool guy, anon. +1 respect.
t. spider owner
>>29774476
>>29775865
>>29777721
Ah yes, this is why we the South Africans move to Australia. Snakes and spiders, naturally. We also have three species of Recluse Spiders, for my American friends.
>>29775281
We do not have any Eratigena, I'm afraid. Our favourite house spider is Palystes superciliosus. It has a total size of about 10 cm. It comes into our homes because it is a predatory spider, which also makes it unpleasant to get rid of because it moves very quickly, and tends to jump on to things rather than run away.
I see many of them, especially when it's raining. We have many geckos, which is a favourite food of rain spiders. They in turn have attracted spider wasps, which at some point stung me and made me wish I had been stabbed.
>>29775204
I live in bumfuck nowhere ):
>>29774705
Me mate, checking non-stop right now
>tfw you live in CT where there's no fucking wolves, lions, tigers, bears, snakes or motherfucking spiders to fuck your day up and the worst thing you have to deal with is your neighbor's pomeranian
>>29781496
There's black bear in mass which are pusses anyway.
Fuck spiders. I once got bit by one when I was sleeping during "spider season" and now I feel no remorse when I smash those monstrosities.
Nothing you spider loving faggots could ever say will make me stop. I hate the little motherfuckers.
>>29781496
And you most certainly have spiders and snakes desu I've seen them and you probably live inna city
>>29774830
>drink shake
>have barbs stuck in your throat.
No thanks.
>>29775382
Not only that, but who the fuck unloads deliveries without gloves on?
>>29774106
i always get itchy when seeing pictures of bugs and i felt it all over my elbow while looking at this thread and when i went to itch the spot i felt something fall and saw a beetle in my bed
fucking fuck fuck fuck this cursed thread
We have an understanding. Stay out of my field of vision and they don't have to die. They keep my plant rooms clean and free, so I like to have at least two or three hanging around in there.
Shit, one even crafted a giant funnel web just outside my door to keep me safe at night. I named her Charlotte, even though I never actually saw her, the fucking funnel was huge(for around here anyway, we don't have a lot of large spiders.) was at least four-five inches across and just as many deep.
>>29783540
>Shit, one even crafted a giant funnel web just outside my door to keep me safe at night
This would be comforting if the spider even had the capacity to care
>>29783585
It stayed out of my field of vision and just hung out in its funnel. Charlotte knew anon. Charlotte knew.
>>29783540
Huge webs creep me out more than the spiders themselves desu.
