>tfw you will always have a lazy eye
>>29773716
>tigers wouldn't eat him
has to be a combo of
a)
tigers weren't hungry and
b) he was acting so fucking nuts trying to get the tigers to eat him, the tigers just went "the fuck is wrong with you, brah?"
Tigers in captivity are lazy and dont eat unless they're hungry, which they're not.
I knew 2 chads in highschool with lazy eyes, fugged tons of girls. Dont let it stop you.
>tfw no 20/20 vision
>tfw didn't weat eye patch as a kid to hopefully sort out my eye
>tfw too late now