>be outside
>walking towards a cute girl
What do you guys do in this shit situation? Make eye contact or not? I usually pretend I'm staring at something in the distance.
I just look at the ground 24/7.
>>26597130
I don't give roasties any validation or look/stare at them. They are invisible to me, and all men should treat women like this. They do the same thing for us.
Just ignore that roastie.
Is ASMR for degenerates?
Drugs in general are for degenrates t b h
>>26597096
ASMR is sweet, when it happens naturally. I just can't seem to relax and get that tingle in the you tube videos becasue they are quite cringy desu senpai
mostly loneliness
>anon why did you lock the door?
>why are you looking at me like that?
>this isn't funny anon just let me out
> j-just let me look at you
> faps furiously
NO BRAKES ON THEcuddleTRAIN
>p-please just open the door i promise i won't tell anyone
>Be me about 17 years ago, 3-4 years old or so
>Family takes me to the river beach
>No one is directly checking on me so I start goofing around, reach some metallic structure by the water that was a bit more far away
>Go on top of it and somehow fall off
>Be completely submerged underwater, about 1-2 metres deep
>Can't swim for shit, could have perfectly died
>Blackout...
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>>26596964
She probably rolled her eyes when she saw you drowning.
>Ugh, there goes anon again. He always does this. Just leave him on his towel.
Why don't you love your mum anon
>>26596998
Because she's a race mixing whore that gave me shit-tier genetics, fuck her.
>that feel when you are under 5 feet tall and every girl and guy to you feels like an adult while you feel like a child
>>26596941
Under 5 feet? Fuck that's rough
I hate being 5'7" as it is
>that feel when your wife is a foot taller then you, makes all the money, and you are stuck home thinking about her sharing an office with her Chad co-workers
>>26596941
Hnnnnngggggggg.
Sauce?
What's one of your fetishes you know you'll never be able to fulfil?
Mine is striping the hijab off a Muslim girl in publicI live in the middle east
why dont you just move to europe
middle east a shit
>>26596956
I prefer the gulf over europe
>>26596886
Like one in reality I won't?
Or one that is literally impossible?
who /dunrk here/?
It's 8:32 AM
No drinking only weed
>>26596898
weed is for edgy degenerates though
>>26596912
I just work, smoke weed and play video games. It's not like I'm some NEET leech.
Let's play a little game /r9k/.
>go to comment section
>start writing non-stop continuously without using backspace
>if you pause any moment you have to post what you wrote so far.
See how autistic your mind is in comparison to other robots. Most autistic post wins.
I really want to make akarin my wife and take off her odango to play baseball with our son while shes watching and getting raped by chinatsu at the same time.
This reminds me I should really watch yuru yuri season 3 and i also really want a body pillow with snek from monster musume so i can wrap myself in it and pretend im being killed and call for my dad to help me, he'll probably beat the fuck out pf me and go on about how he wasted his life and money on a "fucking childish loser" but it'll be fun and later i can go jerk off to some doujins if i feel like it.
>>26596696
I hardly think that I'm autistic. I'm just a dull person.
Tobe honest, being autistic would be a personality trait
I also don't have anything else to write so I'm just gonna sto.p
nah i have to sleep
keep the thread alive until then
>hurr just lift brah and ull get all the grills xD
If you have to lift to get girls, then how does that explain the millions of men out there who are married and have gfs and have never lifted a day in their lives?
Checkmate, monkeys
>>26596657
Because they have personality, money or looks to make up for their lack of /fit/ness and out of all the options, lifting is the easiest one to change.
Yes you got BTFO.
you don't have to lift. But losing bodyfat helps your attractiveness A LOT
>>26596682
My bodyfat % is pretty low senpai im tall and skinny and have partially visible abs
Why don't you robots just get a fat gf. I have the easy chance to get 1 right now. Should I?
How fat is she?
Also, implying even fat girls would want me.
Because I'm reasonably attractive and had above average girlfriends before. I'll leave the fat girls to those in need :^)
>>26596639
Orgininal pic poster
Okay so now that eggy has finally confirmed what was rumored here for awhile now. He has a girlfriend. Can we all finally agree one and for all that whites can't be robots. Just failed normies? Eggman is a legit 2/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rd9HgI7cuw
>>26596543
His gf will obviously leave him soon enough and then he will come back here, again, with even more depressed videos. However, this time nobody will stick up for him.
Grab your popcorn and enjoy the ride, because this bipolar kid is gonna crash hard.
>>26596543
I actually think eggy is kind of sweet looking. He has kind eyes. I'm not surprised he has a gf.
He'll surely get cucked soon enough.
>sitting in train
>so many sits are free
>qt girl still chooses the one besides me
>can smell her perfume
>we accidentally touch each other with our legs
I forgot how good that feels
I did feel good when the only two girls in the lunchroom at uni sat at my table yesterday. Should I say hi next time?
Train qts are just the best
>tfw accidentally brush up against girl's boob
It's a good life, senpai
so u asked her out?
that situation calls for attention.
Toriel is love Toriel is life.
I hope one day that someone nukes me and you out of existence.
> tfw no loving goat mom
>>26596493
How about you shorten that atrocious file name, you dumb nigga
>pass girl in hallway
>say hello
>she doesnt even look up or say hello back, no acknowledgment at all
>>26596430
I wouldnt take it too personal.
Some people just don't want to say hello. You'd have to force it out of me also.
>>26596430
keep trying and say hello to her again she ought to notice you at some point.
>inb4 you get to be known as "creepy hello guy"
try not to overdo it.
>>26596430
>have an autistic brother
>can't say 'yes', 'no', 'hello', etc
>People look so confused and upset when they say hello and ask him simple questions
Any of you robots know any comfy classical music, like any spring suites? Also /classical music/ general.
>>26596241
Baroque is my favorite
choral too.
been on a brahms binge lately t b h families
Bach
Wagner
Clair de lune by debussy
Tchaikovsky
I don't know many others.