Okay so now that eggy has finally confirmed what was rumored here for awhile now. He has a girlfriend. Can we all finally agree one and for all that whites can't be robots. Just failed normies? Eggman is a legit 2/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rd9HgI7cuw
>>26596543
His gf will obviously leave him soon enough and then he will come back here, again, with even more depressed videos. However, this time nobody will stick up for him.
Grab your popcorn and enjoy the ride, because this bipolar kid is gonna crash hard.
>>26596543
I actually think eggy is kind of sweet looking. He has kind eyes. I'm not surprised he has a gf.
He'll surely get cucked soon enough.
>working 3 jobs just to support myself boo hoo
>rent is too damn high
>pls donate to me guys I'm starving, I'm serious
>>26597306
>>pls donate to me guys I'm starving, I'm serious
I've already heard at least 2 instances of people donating more than 400$+. He must have made thousands out of this.
R9k is full of cucks, who knew?
>>26596543
How does this ugly fuck with a retail job have a girlfriend?
>>26597313
E-fame of course.
>>26597313
They are in an open relationship. She has told us before. They sleep in the same bed sometimes but she gets to be with other guys too.
>>26597353
>She has told us before
Where did she tell us? Link
>>26597353
>They are in an open relationship
For cereal? fuck it, I was hoping Eggy made it. He didn't make it at all, he took cuckhood for a taste of sweet vagina.
>>26596543
stop making threads about this shithead.
nobody cares about this whorechild.
>>26597248
That's why I keep hanging on. I fell for his black pill shit so I'm already invested. Hell, I live in a shanty on the edge of the woods and I felt bad for him.
Maybe I could make videos about living in the woods. Not like I have alot of other shit to do
>>26597818
His black pill video is still true, don't let him being a normie invalidate it
>>26597260
this, eggman isn't truly ugly, he's kinda cute
there are much more ugly robots out there
>>26596543
can't wait for him to get cucked
oh it's gonna be amazing
>>26597353
This just gets worse.
He's accepted the new female trend of having a male harem. He's just contributed to men being devalued even further if this is true.
>>26598012
I know it's true. It's just that I'm mad because I actually believed that he believed it.
he will get cucked soon enough , if not already. Now if the mods could definitely ban any egg thread it would be good , because i think he's also shilling here for E-fame , as Sam Hyde did.
>>26596543
Is this guy fucking serious? This ugly fuck thinks he's ever going to touch a million dollars?
>>26598012
which video?
>>26597353
So he's a literal cuckold? No wonder so many people on /r9k/ like him.
>>26597313
Girls are attracted to mass shooters.
>>26598850
The famous blackpill video pham
I'm on mobile somebody else link it
Eggy's got big dreams! BIG dreams! He's on that Donda shit! He's on that Premier Worldwide shit!!!
Hating on someone for having a gf is retarded.
>>26596543
I have a "grillfriend" I "met" on Tinder. We haven't met in face to face because she lives an hour and a half away from me. We trade pics all the time and Skype call to play Pokemon. Am I normalfag guys?
>>26599138
Egg's master plan.
>>26599367
Too low quality to spend time reading
>>26597353
You lying piece of shit. I would never do that. If we were irl I would punch your dumb face. How convenient you don't have any record of me or Eggy saying that.
>Eggman always staying positive, having a good outlook
>Gets some luck now
>fags suddenly hate him
Maybe you should do as he does.
>>26599413
It's bait. Keep your cool or unplug
>>26599455
Okay, I'm going to go eat my breakfast now
he got harshly rejected by a fat girl literally less than a year ago and everybody knows about it
I figure now he probably has a hs dropout mentally ill gf who will get bored really quickly and find somebody else who seems like a big fish.
>>26597312
>tfw r9k would never donate me money just because I don't look like eggy
>tfw I would actually spend it on school and making something of myself
>tfw I'm a 22 year old khhv and yete this normo is the face of r9k
>>26597248
Oh I'm prepared senpai
>>26596543
>>26599448
>Eggman always lied to us
>He was full normalfag before coming to r9k
>He pretends to be a robot
>GF got him into debt
>Please like share and subscribe I'm in financial crisis
>Please donate your money I'm in debt, all women are whores teehee
>(gets money from cuckolds)
>(proceeds to fuck his gf and buy her things for money he received from his supporters)
Everyone who supports eggman is literally a cuckold. You are paying guy to buy things for his gf, you are paying guy to sleep with a girl.
>>26600276
I only donate money because I feel bad for him. I donated 75$ last week, which isn't much in comparison to 400
>>26597353
>open relationship
HAHAHA WHAT A KEK
>>26600353
You know you really not donated to him but to his gf? It's pretty sweet deal, he's working to pay for his part of rent, and he makes cuckolds on r9k pay for his gf part of the rent.
>>26600353
please be lying
>>26596543
>mfw i'm chasing success
>>26598850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
>>26598135
Yeah we'll finally get the black pill 2
How the fuck does that disgusting ugly worthless piece of dogshit get a gf?
Stupid eggheaded fucking prick
>>26598012
>>26601399
>His black pill video is still true
No. It's invalid since even the creator can't live by it. Black pill video is basically eggman opening few threads on r9k, reading it loud, and pretending he invented something.
>>26600353
He exaggerates so cucks like you fall for it and give him money. You saw what he did with money last time he had a gf? Got into debt by trying to make her a happy princess.
You are paying for his gf's stuff. Literal cuck.
>>26600353
Jesus Christ. Just kill yourself. Give the money to charity ffs not this fucking ugly pathetic leech
>>26601517
good voice and a pursuit of something meaningful. he just stopped whining for like an hour a day and got the basic things all humans get. if he stops for longer he might actually get a good career going.
>>26599519
>>26599413
Nice bait / roleplaying
>>26600500
this is actually true
his gf is NEET but still lives with him for some reason
r9k is eggman's livelihood
>>26601670
Good voice? So what, he looks like a fucking diseased egg. He's a fat, pasty, ugly as fuck manlet with zero style and an utter shit minimum wagekek lifestyle
>>26601751
he's a few steps up from walmart trash still even with all that, and most people at walmart have relationships too. i'm not saying he's going to be happy, but simple shit like money and sex are not out of his reach. the reason "people" tell you that you have to be perfect just to get a girlfriend is that they want you to sit at home and spend your money/time on their shit.
>being tall
>being a robot
lol at you guys for falling for the eggman meme
Imagine how utterly pathetic and cretinous you would have to be that you are jealous of fucking eggman? Some of you people feel betrayed because EGGMAN got a fucking girlfriend. Shouldn't that give you losers hope?
I literally can't fathom what you must look like for eggman to have it better than you, probably some literal half rat thing.
How hard are you going to laugh when eggman's life cracks?
>Gf leaves him
>takes on more debt for some retarded reason
>Gets fired
>Podcast flops
>>26601751
>with zero style
Have a rare cardigan eggy fampai.
>>26602858
If I recall correctly, we decided that is a shawl collar cardigan sweater.
>>26602901
not a very nice one, but yes, that is correct
oc
>>26598020
>eggman isn't truly ugly
>he's kinda cute
Well this was it, good bye guys
>>26603226
Cardigan Egg is definitely qt3.14
>>26603226
That's what they say now he's e-famous. Fucking shallow whores. Like that huge fatty on youtube who has a gorgeous gf.
He looks like he's dying.
I felt high and mighty until my dentist said I have gingivitis, and the lack of flossing is gonna give me loose teeth by the time I'm old if I don't start.
