Manlet Feels
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>that feel when you are under 5 feet tall and every girl and guy to you feels like an adult while you feel like a child
>>26596941
Under 5 feet? Fuck that's rough
I hate being 5'7" as it is
>that feel when your wife is a foot taller then you, makes all the money, and you are stuck home thinking about her sharing an office with her Chad co-workers
>>26596941
Hnnnnngggggggg.
Sauce?
>>26596959
Yep. I'm 4'10. My wife is literally a foot taller then me without heels on.
>that feel when on Valentine's Day she admits your dick is a couple of inches too short to please her, you have the most of a middle schooler so you don't have the mass required go move her around in bed, and she can hurt you if she tries to ride you
>>26596941
>Be really tall and fit
>Surrounded by manlets everywhere
>The look on their faces when their female companions can't stop staring at me with lusty eyes
It is nice to feel superior for a change. I appreaciate you guys for allowing me to feel like this. Thank you all manlets. You're the best.
>>26596976
Sauce? My wife.
>that feel when your wife calls you "adorable" when she admits that built men over 6 feet tall are "hot" but I shouldn't feel intimidated
>that feel when she admits you gave her an orgasm only once and her ass is too big for you to handle with your 4 inch dick
>>26597003
Meh. If the manlet has an attractive face, he will usually be more desirable to women than you.
>>26597003
Your welcome. You are men while I am barely the size of a young boy.
>that feel when your tall wife makes you eat her out while she watches Magic Mike
>that feel when you have to take pictures of her to jerk off to because she doesn't want to "waste time" with sex with you
>fetishposting
>>26597047
why did she marry you?
>>26597074
My life could considered a fetish?
>that feel when your wife constantly goes to gym after work while you sit home waiting for her
>>26597102
Because I was the complete opposite of her last boyfriend and she likes that fact that she could take charge and make me into her perfect little house husband
>that feel when the one time you try going out with her and her Chad co-workers they tease you when they see you in the bathroom standing on tiptoes to use the urinal next to them
>>26596941
Dude, why are you acting like that's your wife? I'm the original poster from the original thread and stop acting like you're me.
>>26597146
>that feel when other men look at your wife like they would love to take her from behind and plow her in a way you never could
>that feel when you realize they don't even see you as a threat
>married to a hot amazon
>a bloo hoo hoo
Dude fuck off
>that feel when you can't hold your wife's hand because you literally drag her down and she takes longer steps then you so she winds up actually pulling you along like a small boy
>>26597244
Married to a hot amazon that I jerk off to because I'm literally too small to have sex with her
>that feel when you are physically incompatible with a hot amazon and can't even penetrate her because her vagina lips are too tight for you to push past with your skinny dick
>that feel when you always thought to be a kid when you are out with her so when you go to a restaurant you get handed a kids menu
>that feel when you don't even have any body hair because your wife thinks you're cuter and better to "cuddle with" being clean shaven and smooth... including legs
>that feel that since you have a 28 inch waist your wife thinks a pair of capris would look cute on you
>>26597282
So how did you land her in the first place?
>>26597282
How is it even possible you can't stick your penis inside a vagina? Are you 3 feet tall with a 1 inch penis?
>>26597389
She stole a bowl of chilli I was eating for lunch in a classroom at college before class started
>she walks up to me, takes my lunch, eats it in front of me, then takes my drink
>that feel when she says I'm taking her out for dinner that night, thus beginning a relationship where she takes the lead in everything ending up in me being a house husband while she works all day and goes out for drinks with co-workers
>>26597407
Her vagina folds are too tough for me to penetrate. I literally can't have sex unless she spreads her pussy lips for me.
>that feel when your wife's ass is so big that you get bruised trying to take her from behind how she likes it
>that feel when "she never had this problem with any other guy"
>>26597472
So you do have a micropenis. Your height has jack shit to do with your penis performance or size.
>Manlets, when will they learn?
Just give up already, accept your fate.
I wonder, why do people end up with these humiliation fetishes? I feel like jews are somehow involved but I don't know exactly how they did it.
>>26597003
You wish. My gf is 4 inches taller than me and likes to wear heels. And she obviously only lusts for me and not desperate virgin lanklets like you.
>>26597472
>wearing socks in bed
OP, post picture of yourself and your penis or you're lying.
>>26596990
that's rough desu. just wear heels.
>>26596990
How the fuck did you possibly get a wife? Are you being cucked?
>>26597805
he's telling stories of his fetish, not his actual life, you guys are so gullible
>>26596941
I'm 5'6 and life's hell. Being 15 for life.
>22
>>26597862
I'm 5'6" and life is great. You must be doing something wrong.
My brother is 5'6" and he's a total normie. Cute gf, lots of friends. He even has really shitty facial hair.
>>26596961
she cucks you because she loves you and do not want you to feel bad that you cannot satisfy her
>>26597862
>>26597883
>>26597913
I also know a 5'6 guy, he might be 5'5 he's a short dude, but his life is really good. He has an amazingly gorgeous fiance and tons of friends.
Of course he's actuallyt good-looking and his family is rich, which shows that facial aesthetics and money trump height.
>>26597862
I'll swap with you. I'm 6'3"
I just want to be cute for my bf :/
>>26597945
Maybe so. Regardless, would it be selfish of me to not want her to be satisfied?
>>26597655
What's wrong with socks in bed? Who doesn't want to be comfy?
>>26596990
>is 4'10
>has a wife
NORMIE.
FUCKING LEAVE.
>>26598406
This is a troll thread.
>>26598981
i don't think it is, he posted a side-by-side pic yesterday
>>26599045
No proof that it's him, nor that what he claims is true.
How about a timestamp or something to prove this isn't just a cuckold fantasy?
Oh look, its this thread again.muted
5'5 tbqh yesyesyes
>>26599525
this, I can't fap until I know it's real
I'm 5'5". If I start lifting, when do I start making manlet gains?
