>get really high
>get the idea to draw my own porn and fap to it
>draw some big round cartoonish tits
>not a good drawing, but good enough that I enjoy masturbating to it
>easier to draw tits, pussy and cock than I thought it would be
>really enjoy drawing my own porn for some reason
>smoke more weed, draw and fap more
>drawings...
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That's really weird, OP. I can never jerk off to my own erotica, even if it's written with my exact fetishes in mind.
>>29817195
I've perfected the art of sitting on my ass in front of a computer. If I keep doing to until I'm 80 I'm basically going to be a god.
You'll never be able to properly draw figures until you draw from a live nude model. Which you won't.
if it weren't for modern day sex mania culture
taylor swiftt
>>29817727
>Tall, blonde, and rich
>Innocent virgin
Lolllllllllllllll
modern day sex mania culture hasn't gone far enough tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5DaZZKJz8Y
What the fuck, anime is making fun of us now
Diamond Is Unbreakable came out in like 1973
Read the fucking manga
>>29817187
Main villian is a wageslave robot though
Manga has been making fun of you since long ago.
Gyro dies.
Koichi dies.
Narancia dies.
Bruno dies.
Jotaro dies.
Jolyne dies.
Hermes dies.
Annasui dies.
Weather Report dies.
Diego dies.
Diego from another universe has The World.
Read the manga, shithead.
You thirsty anon?
Fucking fAggot
>>29817183
Where is that gif of the old man kicking a slut pissing in public?
I'd drink it.
>>29817379
Who wouldn't?
>original comment
Are you the 14%?
Do you have the statistics for female virgins?
>>29817172
>Emma
why the fuccckkkk do theyyyy type like thisssssss xx
>xxx
what did she mean by this?
who else /420blazed having existential crisis's daily/ here?
>>29817117
you ever think, that maybe, those two things could be...ummmm. i dont know....
...correllated?
Thats the weeds way of telling you to put it down and fix your life bro.
DO SALVIA HOMBRE
I DID IT 2 YEARS AGO AND I NOW REALIZE THE DRUG WAS TELLING ME THAT MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS MARGE SIMPSON AFTER CONTINUED 420 ABUSE
>tfw you realize that we're all gonna make it
To the fucking grave
>>29817139
>grave
when i'm dead, just throw me in the trash
I haven't left my bedroom in 11 weeks. I haven't spoken to another person in 15. I make money, but I live such a shitty life due to crippling anxiety.
We are not ALL gonna make it.
How do you NEET's fucking do it all day?
I've been a NEET all summer since my classes ended and I'm going stir crazy. Also I'm on medication that makes me a restless weirdo, but this is 90% NEET
What do you people do all day when you can't even vidya?
>>29817057
Watch Tv series,animes,play guitar-stuff like that
>>29817085
I can't. I'm so restless. My leg is bouncing all the time. Nothing entertains me anymore, and I can't sit still for like five minutes.
What anime have you watched recently?
>>29817112
Re:Zero
some anime called Denpa Onna Senpa Otoko or some shit i just found it and downloaded it cuz im on a trip.
Haibane Renmei + Planetes (like im 2005)
Kotonoha no Niwa
Just spent the last two hours walking around in the rainy woods/yard looking for pokemon. It said there are three kinds in my area but I didnt find fucking shit.
>>29817054
I have to delete a shit ton of stuff on my phone before I get it. Sounds like a fun game though.
>>29817424
shits pissing me off big time. My friend has 13 pokemon so far and some fucking how got a level 83 pigeotto and I still only have my starting fucking charmander. Went to the park today and it was pretty cool because when you walked up to the park sign it had a trading post beacon where it was and I got 4 pokeballs out of it. cant wait to dominate the gyms in my area.
>go to app store to install pokemon GO
>realise i never go out anyway
>i dont install Pokemon GO
The economy is fucked and there are no jobs around. Your parents actively works against your self-improvement and with the way things are going, you see yourself homeless. Women are useless in this situation, except for one night stands which is impossible anyway since we can't socialize.
What is the way out? Socialization or death, but we are autists and everyone just says we should accept our conditions as shy niggers who can't hold a conversation for longer than 5 minutes. I legitimately believe that it is through socialization that one can make a successful...
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College. Go to college.
>>29817092
Isn't college just a meme at this point?
>>29817121
Pretty much but it gives you a clear advantage. If you have a degree in the right thing you can find a job pretty easily. Then again the whole "networking" thing, but that's mainly for business majors and the like.
Who here is disgusted by intimacy?i feel like I'm going to puke anytime someone hugs me or kisses me. I wasn't always like his but over the past few months being touched makes me wanna gag.
>>29816998
No. Not quite like that yet. But I think I really dislike being touched more and more.
>>29817047
It just feel so weird and wrong
Know that feel: I flipped out at work because an older coworker grabbed my hips instead of saying excuse me to pass by me. Knocked a shelf over and immediately took a smoke break. Nobody said anything.
I can't touch a single woman I want to fuck, but my body is fair game, makes me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>eggy now living in a closet
>gets told by his gf that he can't even stream (5:35)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKT1fyQF4c
>>29816915
I seriously can't understand why eggman doesn't kill himself. I mean I've got like 2 things tethering me to this world. If I were in his position I'd be out faster than Speedy Gonzales
anyone got pic of his gf?
HOLY FUCK LMAO!!!
THE LIFE OF AN UGLY KEK
BRUTAL
>be me
>2 hours ago
>with 3 friends and we decide to visit a park
>it's in the middle of the summer and there's a pool
>the pool needs a key that we don't have
>give up and start walking
>pass by some woods
>there's kids in the woods about 11 years old so we decide to dick around with them by yelling into...
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kidnap his kid
Stop behaving like a 12yo
It's hard to deal with people like that. Don't worry you'll get over it soon
Gonna do it in the woods so they can't find my body
>>29816868
they'll find it anyway.
Wanna know my plan? It's foolproof.
>acquire materials: large-caliber handgun, shovel, plywood planks, 2x4s, rope
>go out to woods in car, leave materials there
>drive car back to inconspicuous location
>return to woods on foot
>dig own grave
>shovel dirt onto plywood propped up with...
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>>29817305
why do you care how your death appears / if your body is ever found? you wont be around to experience the aftermath.
>>29817516
I don't want those shitlovers to have the satisfaction of closure. I don't want anyone posting on facebook about how much they loved and will miss me the fucking liars. I want to deprive them of the social points they'll try to get by making my suicide all about themselves.
I just want to disappear and be forgotten about. A few people will be worried for a while, then gradually accept that if I'm alive i'm not coming back and if I'm dead, i'm long dead and it's not worth...
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>big brother I filled my diaper up just like you asked
well alrighties then you can just throw that shit in the trash
>>29816851
Where's your caretaker you retard
>>29816866
I don't know how ;_;
Can't you do it?