>eggy now living in a closet
>gets told by his gf that he can't even stream (5:35)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKT1fyQF4c
>>29816915
I seriously can't understand why eggman doesn't kill himself. I mean I've got like 2 things tethering me to this world. If I were in his position I'd be out faster than Speedy Gonzales
anyone got pic of his gf?
HOLY FUCK LMAO!!!
THE LIFE OF AN UGLY KEK
BRUTAL
>>29816915
Eggy got a gf? That's cool.
Someone post her picture.
Poor egg, this is why you don't get a gf boys they're nothing but trouble.
>>29816967
what are you? a girl who reads cosmo?
gf sounds cute
anyone got a pic?eggy's a fucking cuck and should off himself tho
>>29816967
What are the two things?
>>29816967
He won't let the normies winn
I don't know if it's just me but..
Whenever I see anything bad happen to eggy I literally cry from laughter at how fucked his life is. Right now I'm in tears thinking about how fucked up life.
I feel really bad but it's so funny
>>29816915
What a cuck. Also post his gf, is she fat like him?
i wish egg would give us some real answers, he completely side steps the question on why he's living in a closet
>>29816915
>HE REALLY DOES HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
I thought he was just lying about it.
>eggy has a gf
Does anyone know how tall he is?
>>29818032
He almost never talks or mentions his gf and also he seems to act like that the black pill stuff never mattered anyway. Fucking hypocrite living of his fame from the old days with "muh high expenses" "muh two jobs" videos.
>>29817023
She's white and blonde, not fat.
BTW remember how last year he was all about being genetically inferior and black pill and no girl wants to be my gf weh weh weh and he's literally like "oh btw I have a gf"
Fucking phony. A false idol.
And I like how he pretends he "loves" his followers whom he acquired by lying about everything for months.
Fucking liar.
>>29818051
Yup, bastard sure has good taste
>>29818179
im just glad someone as ugly as him can find love... it gives me hope.
>>29817495
he's a walking talking meme.
stupid normalfag egg piece of shit. his life may be JUST-tier but at least he has a girlfriend
>>29818225
>but at least he has a girlfriend
r u srs?
>>29818258
watch the fucking video in the op. that does sound like a girl to me.
>>29818258
what do you mean?
have you been reading the thread?
>>29816915
So wait, is he living in his GFs closet now?
Why doesn't he just live in her room? what is going on desu
>>29818310
She's sleeping with Tyrone, their bull.
>>29818339
dont do this to me anon im going to end up believing you because i could see this being true facts
>>29818376
No was eggy could satisfy his gf with his micropenis. I'm pretty sure they have a hired cockto make eggy a cuck.
>>29816915
I guess she likes her eggs whipped
fuck eggman tbqh w/ U pham
>>29818179
No way is she that attractive, I can barely see her but I know she's cute
>>29816915
dislike this to teach eggy a lesson
get the fuck out with your eggman shit, he is no longer a robot.
>>29818474
He looks fucking fine though, I swear to God, this whole "Eggman is the ugliest cunt alive" meme is total hyperbole.
He looks FINE. Normal. If i saw him on the street I wouldn't give him a second look. Just a normal, fucking, asshole.
See that middle row? The farthest right one? That pic there. Where he's in fairly good shape? What the fuck, EGGMAN? You have facial aesthetics straight out of Men's Health. What the literal fuck? Your haircut even looks good.
Just lose some weight and style your hair you fat fuck. That's literally all you need to do!
YOU DON'T LOOK "GENETICALLY INFERIOR" YOU FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN!
YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A SAD SACK OF SHITE WHO NEEDS TO GET HIS SHIT IN ORDER
THAT'S
L I T E R A L L Y
IT
>>29818596
he NEVER was
oririughna
>>29818619
The pic you referred to is a Photoshop
And the point is that he looks normal but will always be inferior compared to genetically fit men
>>29818619
That one is photoshopped my hilariously ignorant friend.
>>29818619
middle row right is fake tho
>>29818637
Stop smiling like that
Every pic.
Every fucking pic I see of this dipass, he smiles like that. Like some faggot bitch smile. What the fuck do you know that I don't, Eggbitch? What's the fucking joke?
STOP IT
AFAIK this is his gf. he posted it last year in a thread that a girl from his high school was stalking him etc. Ended up dating her.
>>29818715
Any higher resolution pics desu?
>>29818817
no, not that I know of. he got this from google images or some shit.
>>29818715
>>29818179
He's droopy looking sure, but he's like steve beuschemi ugly, not r9k ugly
>>29818561
What the fug am i looking at?
>>29818715
that eggy fuck
>>29818883
This.
People act like he's grade F-, he's really just grade D+. With a chance to become C- if he lost weight
