>get really high
>get the idea to draw my own porn and fap to it
>draw some big round cartoonish tits
>not a good drawing, but good enough that I enjoy masturbating to it
>easier to draw tits, pussy and cock than I thought it would be
>really enjoy drawing my own porn for some reason
>smoke more weed, draw and fap more
>drawings get slightly better each time
>remember how rolling joints was difficult for me once, but a little daily practice made me learn it quick
>same with chopsticks and riding a bike
Guys, if I keep this as a regular habit, in 7 years I will be a master artist, all because I masturbate too much.
That's really weird, OP. I can never jerk off to my own erotica, even if it's written with my exact fetishes in mind.
>>29817195
I've perfected the art of sitting on my ass in front of a computer. If I keep doing to until I'm 80 I'm basically going to be a god.
You'll never be able to properly draw figures until you draw from a live nude model. Which you won't.
I should be the perfect shitposter by now.
What happened.
When I was a kid in le system before I aged out of being government property, I drew porn and my foster mom snooped in my room, stole it, and brought it to my social worker.
Not everyone can do this.
I am fucking garbage at drawing.
I just wanna draw Homura, but I can't. I can't raise myself to her perfection.
post the drawings bitch
>>29817402
This
Deliver anon
>>29817270
I'll post my work for cringe. Starting with a mosaic, first thing I ever fapped to was escort ads in the paper.
I don't like to draw people, I just did this because the internet was filtered or didn't have internet lmao.
>>29817534
It's actually so fucking awful I don't know if anyone should be allowed to see it lest they be mentally scared.
This is one of the less bad ones.
>>29817696
At least you didn't draw loli porn, that bitch could have gotten you into real trouble
>>29817751
About that...
But it was just one image and the rest (there's a lot) was titty monsters.
>>29817902
And finally to relate to OPs topic.
I didn't put work into most of it, when I did, I did better.
I wish I could masturbate to my shell scripts
Oh! I could write erotica!
I remember when I was a teen I found a site full of erotica. In the fanfic section (fanfic erotica ofc) I wrote aBen 10 BenXGwenand just forgot about it.
Until a few years later I remembered that site and eventually I also remembered my fanfic and looked it up, and had a 4 star rating and a shitload of views. I read it and it feels kinda clumsy, I'm thinking I could do better now....
I have a hunch that this tread it's gonna be on reddit
>>29818004
>>29817902
>>29817696
Jesus H. Fuck
>>29818145
Aside from being hardcore porn, it's not much different than what you can find on deviantart to be quite honest with you my family member.
>>29818182
why is there so much weird shit on deviantart anyways?
>>29818004
How much do you practice in one day?
>>29818205
I don't, probably due to the fact I don't even like drawing that much.
Related to the topic of practice, I did this from reference less than a year ago.
I can't show you another painting because I'm pretty sure this is the first painting I've done since fingerpainting as a young child.
I should and should have saved up for a tablet.
I think they are essential to do drawings in 2016.
Anon if you care about art keep at it mane. We are all going to make it
Anyone here have absolutely 0 artistic ability? I can practice for weeks and still look I'm trying to grasp the concept of a straight line.
>>29819404
My mom is an artist so that wasn't an option for me. The forcing your kids to learn to play piano meme is actually works out well. It can take years to learn how to do art.
You can always try a bunch of different artistic media, like sculpture, textiles, and painting, art doesn't just mean drawing.
