Gonna do it in the woods so they can't find my body
>>29816868
they'll find it anyway.
Wanna know my plan? It's foolproof.
>acquire materials: large-caliber handgun, shovel, plywood planks, 2x4s, rope
>go out to woods in car, leave materials there
>drive car back to inconspicuous location
>return to woods on foot
>dig own grave
>shovel dirt onto plywood propped up with 2x4s over grave
>spread grass seed on dirt
>tie rope to 2x4s holding up dirt+seed mixture
>stand in grave
>tie other end of rope to body, taut
>blow skull into stringy fragments with pistol
>fall into grave, pulling out 2x4s
>dirt with grass seed falls onto me in a nice clean self-burial
>spring rolls around
>someone comes by
>"some just left wood out here, what an asshole"
>they clean it up
>deep below I slumber, undetected
bye bye, awful shit-world full of malicious stink-apes.
>>29817305
why do you care how your death appears / if your body is ever found? you wont be around to experience the aftermath.
>>29817516
I don't want those shitlovers to have the satisfaction of closure. I don't want anyone posting on facebook about how much they loved and will miss me the fucking liars. I want to deprive them of the social points they'll try to get by making my suicide all about themselves.
I just want to disappear and be forgotten about. A few people will be worried for a while, then gradually accept that if I'm alive i'm not coming back and if I'm dead, i'm long dead and it's not worth suddenly having a memorial or a funeral.
>>29816868
Same, family.
Use the Ligature strangulation method for it's minimal pain when done right.
