>tfw my family bloodline ends with me
>only child
Yup. My dad had his first kid at 20. I have failed.
>>27628867
80% of men in human history never reproduced
>>27628867
>falling for the genetics spook
It literally does not matter. Unless you're a famous person you'll be forgotten in 5 generations
What's one thing you did in the last 24 hours that you're sure no one else here did?
I got home, immediately laid down, but was interrupted by a nosebleed.
I jerked off to porn
Touched my dick
People are trying to tell me that all my physical health problems like fatigue, soreness, trouble concentrating and remembering things, are caused by depression.
Does depression do these things to you, fellow robots??
clinical depression is often caused by hormonal imbalances, so yes, this can happen
yes these are all common symptoms
What the fuck else would be the source you fucking moron
Dear women:
If you quantified all the happiness and inner contentment I felt for the past seven years as "x", then touching your butt for five seconds would be x^20.
But you won't let me. Instead, you just encase it in skintight fabrics that constantly remind me of how happy it would make me to touch it. Then you parade it around in front of me, all day every day until I'm dead.
That's why I don't like you.
Holy shit you are retarded
Women looking good is giving us inferiors false hope. It makes us think that if we work hard, get a good job, we might just have a chance. It's carrot on a stick strategy. And since most men are considered inferior by women, it's what keeps the society running.
GAS THE YOGA PANTS
FABRIC WAR NOW
According to studies women are on average less likely to enjoy one night stands than men and feel bad afterwards, and feel societal pressure to lose virginities early and take part in hook up culture.
So who's pushing the slut agenda? Is it feminists? The jews?
>So who's pushing the slut agenda? Is it feminists? The jews?
>The jews?
Short answer: yes. Feminism was started by jews and pushed almost exclusively by them until it caught on with regular human women.
>>27628645
>blaming others for typical roastie behaviour
women are animals they only want to fuck chad and make the beta cuck raise the child and take no gilt about it make themselves look like victims
that's why succesfull societies never let women in charge or with many rights, women should be caged desu
>>27628645
>be me
>occasionally flirt with this one chick who works at the library
>don't make a serious move, insteadstart seeing another girl
>fast forward a couple of months
>invited to birthday party
>the girl from the library is there too
>overhear here talking to some girlsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is there a robot version of Tinder?
There needs to be a way to get everyone laid. We shouldn't need to take any initiative.
We should be able to ship ourselves in tubes and have people shipped to us or a neutral location, like money I'm the bank drivethru.
Maybe no faces required, just genitalia pics and gender disclosed.
Someone to rub my butt would be nice. I'd eat random pussies and suck random dicks.
>>27628456
Hahahaaha
I like how fat women call themself thick.
>>27628541
I like when they call themselves size queens.
>>27628456
>19
>looks like a fucking 40 year old stripper
Let's check /r9k/ power level
>>27628269
I have a 4chan folder, but not a /b/ folder. I'm not 14.
here's mine, work at a game studio
graduated college
I don't trust these ho's, seen too many dudes with kids out of wedlock and divorces over the course of my life, not risking it.
Haha, us /b/tards, right!?
>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it
Should I just end it all right now? I haven't even felt the grief yet, just shock and worry about what's going to happen when my sister, her husband and my mom find out (they're out to lunch right now).
>>27628251
How the fuqqqqq does that even happen?
I don't believe it
post proofs
This thread again? Orginally commenting on this unoriginal thread
>my first college class since 2010 starts in less than an hour
>>27628187
Welcome back to hell
>>27628197
gotta be a big boy now though gotta study gotta work
>>27628187
What's the subject of your class
>tfw tinder match
The face only a mother could love.
But not my mother.
>>27628035
Fake profiles for days senpai
>>27628093
Whats the point of posting a fake profile of an ugly girl?
Is Lumia the robot smartphone?
>no social apps (perfect for robots)
>no lag
>does what i want for the price
>qt cortana assistant
>literally the most ignored mobile OS after bb
I've never seen a chad using a lumia btw
what phone do you use?
inb4 you don't
>no social apps
>skype
Nice b&
im gangsts with the s7
Lumia is the best OP. I do all my normal things on my phone and have never ONCE been forced to interface with Facebook. My Winpho has no idea that I even have one. It's beautiful. Except for Cortana needing location to set alarms.
My Winpho cost less than 40 bucks and hasn't had a scratch even at my manual labor job: no cover, no protectors, no case, just pure Nokia/Windows
>Women who sleep around are considered sluts
>Men who sleep around are considered Chad
Explain this. Hard mode: no memes.
Double standards senpai.
>>27627721
A man has to put in effort to get sex, because women never approach men first.
A woman does not have to put in effort to get men, she just has to sit back and reject one man after another until one comes along that meets her standards.
Men don't have to work to be virgins, and women don't have to work to be sluts. They are both the result of inaction, which is why they are seen as negative.
>>27627721
A man's genetic goal is to spread his seed as much as possible.
A woman's genetic goal is to find the perfect seed and nurture it.
A woman having many sexual partners shows a lack of consideration for the quality of her future child.
Show us your friends, Robots. These two have been my babies for about 13 Years now.
Some nice friends there. Looks like a comfy time.
Cute cats bro
those look like nice cats
Everyone forgot today was my birthday.
Any other Aprilbots?
April 8th here. I'm fairly indifferent to the whole thing but I have one friend who always remembers and shoots me a text
It's my birthday today, 2016 is the year of tfw gf
>>27627713
Happy early birthday, anon
>>27627748
Happy birthday anon
Hope it's good for the both of you
Redpill me on INTPs. Elaborate plz
Inferior to INTJ tbqphwy
Elliot Rodgers: the psychological type
MBTI is just a meme, that's all you need to know