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Dear women: If you quantified all the happiness and inner contentment
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Dear women:

If you quantified all the happiness and inner contentment I felt for the past seven years as "x", then touching your butt for five seconds would be x^20.

But you won't let me. Instead, you just encase it in skintight fabrics that constantly remind me of how happy it would make me to touch it. Then you parade it around in front of me, all day every day until I'm dead.

That's why I don't like you.
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Holy shit you are retarded
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Women looking good is giving us inferiors false hope. It makes us think that if we work hard, get a good job, we might just have a chance. It's carrot on a stick strategy. And since most men are considered inferior by women, it's what keeps the society running.
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GAS THE YOGA PANTS

FABRIC WAR NOW
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>>27628719
I like this post, OP. Well articulated.
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>>27630055
And you are retarded too. Just start working out. Even a fucking Goblin like me could finally get some poozy after getting in shape over the course of roughly a year.
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women as a collective don't owe you anything
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>>27630139
And I don't owe them my tax dollars to pay for their abortions and birth control so they can fuck Chad.
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>>27628719
>But you won't let me.
you don't ask for permission, you take what's yours
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>>27630124
Is what I said not true? Me working out would be trying to grab onto the carrot. And I'm not saying I won't get the carrot, but it will already be chewed up by Chad.
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>>27630195
If the carrot is fucking bitches then why dont you go for it? faggot
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>>27630273
Because I have to work hard to grab the carrot while Chad can just grab it whenever he wants because he got born tall and good looking.
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>>27630124
>just lift brah :^))))))))

>5'4
>balding
>crooked teeth
>hook nose
>half indian
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>>27630166
this, my original familia senpai
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>>27628719
tl;dr "i'm too much of a pussy faggot to talk to girls or even book an escort for a quick fuck, so instead i'll act like a miserable hateful cunt for the rest of my life because women aren't jumping at the opportunity to let me molest them whenever i want"
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>>27630308
Yeah well it's called fucking natural selection. This board has to learn more about that.

- used to be faggot, now Chad
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>>27630189
I did this all over Canada they act surprised can't wait for the syrains
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>>27630166
>And I don't owe them my tax dollars to pay for their abortions and birth control so they can fuck Chad.

lmao @ NEETs being upset that their free income is still taxed.

no one wanted to pay for your education and health either, but society got stuck fronting that bill only so you can end up a shitposting moron, you dumb ass.
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>>27630852
escorts or isolation are shitty options.
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>>27630874
And I should accept being selected against why?
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>>27630882
you grope people on the buses in Canada? lol bullshit. you'd be booked so fucking fast for that. most modern buses have cams.
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>>27630884
implying i'm a neet

At the practice i'm at half the patients are stacies complaining about cosmetic issues or asking for birth control.
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>>27628719
>dear stacey

i GUARANTEE you're a hideous 3/10 fatass, but you still feel entitled to stacey.
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>>27630887
how exactly are they shitty options? and where did i say anything about isolation?
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>be thirsty and lonely
>still enjoy the view every time

OP is always a faggot.
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>>27630922
i'm not defending sluts, but you guys don't seem to understand how taxation works. you've benefited from other people fronting your costs when you were young, and yes it sucks that stacies waste money on abortions but it's no worse than NEETs collecting welfare and constantly requiring emergency services.
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>>27630968
>>27630927
>>27630912
>>27630884
>>27630874
>>27630852
>>27630273
>>27630139
normies and roasties need to get the fuck out
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Just masturbate to anime OP
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>>27630985
it is worse. without neetbux you starve. without birth control for stacy she has to either practice obstinance or get wedded.

having sex isnt a need like eating is.
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>>27630368
well shit...plastic surgery?
I dunno I think I'm relatively good looking but fuck bitches dey b trippin
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My butt looks like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese, desu.
You don't want none of that crater-covered moon.
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>>27631064
listen roastie, you have to go back
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>>27631064
no he doesn't, because like all men he only sees stacey as a sexual creature, ugly girls aren't even an option in his head
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What do you guys have against yoga pants? I wear skintight running pants if I'm too lazy to dress up. They're also really comfortable. Can't compare jeans to this. I understand why woman would wear them. They're comfy and it's socially acceptable for them. I might get strange looks if I wear them and not doing sports.
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>>27631116
>>27631191
ugly girls are options
roasties wear it for attention, don't lie.
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>>27631031
>it is worse. without neetbux you starve
no, you hunt for a job or for food on the streets.

you're a fool. you have the capacity to think of all sorts of ridiculous alternatives for women but you can't rub two neurons together to show the same level of consideration for NEET men. the only alternative to NEETs not getting their welfare is for them to starve to death, right...
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>>27630884
I'm not a NEET so none of that shit you typed out applies to me, faggot
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>>27631116
>ugly girls aren't even an option
I'm currently trying to date a chubby girl who is blind in one eye.
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>>27630894
because your genes are inferior compared to chad.
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