What's one thing you did in the last 24 hours that you're sure no one else here did?
I got home, immediately laid down, but was interrupted by a nosebleed.
I jerked off to porn
Touched my dick
I hate how these threads go ignored. They are creative and have potential but everybody is too lazy to make a fucking effort. This is why this board is filled with the same shit day after day.
left the house
i browsed apartments on craigslist hoping to find something nice enough and cheap enough so i can move out.
painted my nails a color that matches my dark soul
I finished my hash and went to buy some other
I played FIFA 16.
>>27628935
Calm down. Doesn't it suggest that everyone has done the same thing?
The only thing I did yesterday that no-one else here did is watch two episodes of the second season of The Strain.
Fell asleep inside a closet with my wiener dog
Washed the dishes.
I have written the dreams I did overnight.
>>27628924
>>27628921
Wrong, nerds
>>27628980
nope you lose
>he isn't in one of the world's top 60 pro clubs
Read The Great Heresies by Hillaire Belloc while twerking to Dvorak's Armida
took a bus down to the river and sketched the view
In the last 24 hours?
I got fed up with grinding in Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2, goddamn it motherfucker it boils my blood. I'll probably play it when I get home.
>>27629032
I don't even play online since I don't understand all these new fancy game modes with FUT and shit. I just want to pick a team and play.
Peed on myself, including in my mouth, then masturbated...
I played fallout 4, do i win?
>>27628855
I spent -8 hours playing victoria 2
Took lots of screenshots of my wow character that I'm in love with and use as wallpapers.
>>27628855
I literally dumped some snapple over a stacy and ran, it was terrific.
walked ten dogs at once
>>27629120
>Took lots of screenshots of my wow character
Share pic?
Fucked around in Photoshop.
>>27629105
Did you pick up Cait or Currie?
Played Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
>>27629143
Cait ftw. Curries constant moralfagging annoyed the hell out of me.
Smoked weed, did 2CB, and DXM and watched a bunch of anime and listened to music while staring at colourful wallpapers on /w/ watching them melt
>>27629124
Fuck off, Daniel. Shouldn't you be signing autographs to fat girls at a harry potter convention.
>>27629146
dude nice
nice
Lifeguarded at a pool.
>>27628855
Jerked off too a SS / impregnation story
i posted genuine OC on r9k
>>27629153
Good man, although I think Curie is a decent choice too nonetheless. Piper really rubbed me the wrong way both times I met her, she's out of the running.
>>27629121
Don't believe you, but greentext anyways?
I stayed up till 3am RPing a battle between a vampire and a daedra with my writing partner.
>>27629121
>not doing a greentext for this
i helped someone put boxes of tiles in their attic
I put lots of lemon juice in my hair because i want my hair to be more blonde.
>>27629179
Piper rubbed me the wrong way since we first met and she was complaining even though she had it better then 95% of the population due to her living in diamond city.
>>27629206
All she seems to eat and feed her sister is bubblegum and shit too, gross right? What made up my mind is that threat to the secretary, absolutely slimy.
>>27629183
>>27629185
>Go to pick up some catfood
>Going to a local corner store to pick some up
>Take 4 cans, but in bag and pick up some snapple with me cause i was thirsty
>See cunty looking stacy with starbucks cup talking on iphone
>Talks in that cunty kind of high pitched whiny voice
>I have recently finished elliot rogers manifesto and the part where he splashed some normies with his coffee inspired me
>Dump snapple over her head, drop the bottle and bolt around block
>Didn't even get to see her reaction I bolted so fast
i intended to watch a movie but i procrastinated instead with video games ill never watch all the friday the 13ths at this rate
>>27629121
>not throwing your starbucks and orange juice
>>27629121
Eliot is that you?
Original comment
>>27628855
Rearranged my animu figures.
>walked into a cheap motel in the hood with 5 young niggas (I'm white)
>the fat hoes workin there wanted to come up to our room to party because we each walked in carrying a big bag of "Popeyes chicken"
>get to the room and start assembling firearms
>>27629269
You're a true hero.
>>27629232
Companion power ranking (in terms of personality)
>Hancock
>Cait
>Deacon
>Strong
>Currie
>Nick
>Piper
>Preston
(Never really got to know Mcready yet)
>>27629295
>im white
Nice try tyrone
>the rest of that story
Things that never happened
>>27629306
Thanks dude, Im really proud of myself
>>27629153
lol shite lol arse hehehehe shite hehehehe im a cunt
>>27628855
I did a shit in my sink and desperately played dead at the few times my landlord came around looking for rent money I am in arrears but are broke as fuck. Really hope I don't wake up after eventually crashing after being awake for the past 40 hours.
>>27629295
eIaborate
I flew a flight in business class.
>>27628855
Practiced Chopin Op. 10 N. 1 on the piano.
>>27629269
I don't believe this for a second, but I really want to believe someone is this autistic
>>27629319
Pretty good. Don't fret about MacCready he's on the level, and like Cait has his own quest line.
>Preston
Pfft, three robots in the game and they're all leaps and bounds above that cardboard cut-out.
>>27629319
>not putting nick higher
>had a multitude of seizures that I was completely unaware of even though I never lost consciousness
>>27628855
Had my wife tell me she loves me
Drove 300 miles while listening to stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJGUweER2UA
>>27629382
Speaking of robots i forgot about based codsworth who should go right under Hancock. I forgot about him because I hadn't used him since the beginning of the game.
>>27628855
Built the fenders that go on a john deere cornhead. Big fucking beast part on the bottom right.
>>27628855
Interacted with female friends in person
>>27629379
You're calling me autistic cause you're jealous faggot, someone doesn't have the balls to stand up to normies i see.
>>27629406
shit man if the timing were different i could say you're wrong, i've driven home from college the same distance listening to two fingers
>>27629400
>completely unaware of
Then... how do you know?
>>27628873
Weird, I got woken up by a random nosebleed too. We're probably dying.
>>27629269
Holy shit i love you
Snorted the chili pepper packet that comes with the personal pizzas at Pizza Hut for $20
>didnt get $20 because I pussied out once I snorted half of it
>>27629482
why...
very very very original comment.
>>27629442
Dank stuff, also been listening to Orbital and The crystal method. any recommendations on other artists?
>>27629434
>female coworker comes into work crying
>ask her whats up
>one of my family members just died
>oh shit
does that count as an interaction with a female?
>>27629498
i like some of the crystal method, never heard orbital
these days i listen to more chill stuff mostly, el huervo, ratatat, crystal castles, glass animals
hot chip and joywave are pretty nice
>>27628855
Washed a carpet.
>>27628998
You better explain this.
>>27628855
Went out and volunteered, then studied with some friends before going dowtown with them, hanging out and having dinner together, then had some friends over and watched movies
>>27629403
I can't remember if mine did. We had an argument
Watched hentai together with gf, played teaching feeling and had sex.
I can name 3
>did 1 hr of home aerobics
>put a load in the washing machine
>took a scolding hot shower
rode motorcycle
>>27629576
GET
OUT
YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>Fuck off, robot.
>>27629617
you only successfully named two, because you misspelled scalding you moron
>>27629590
I am fucking triggered.
>>27628855
Go to work
Ormimigial comment desu desu
I showered.
>>27629590
> girls watching hentai
> girls playing head patting rape simulators
I hate you if its true and I hate you even more if its false for giving me hope.
>>27629637
Its an easy mistake to make
>>27629617
I put two loads in the washing machine
Had sex, and got a blowjob.
>>27628855
pissed out a liter of water, like a minute and a half of pissing
felt good mane
>>27629450
because my family will tap on the wall one time outside my room and I snap out of it immediately
it's like I'm dreaming while I'm awake when it happens, and I start talking extremely quickly (and also completely fluently) when it happens as if someone hit the fast-forward button on me
it's completely fucked, and I am so ashamed to be such a burden to people
>>27629496
I wanted 20 bucks
>>27629662
not even surprised that this is an original comment
>watched reviews of lego sets on youtube and then got sad that I don't have any lego to build with
>talked to my dad on the phone
>cried
>wondered where the time went
not too sure about that last one
Thought about how my ex girlfriend is a fucking can't and that the one time I got a girl she was a fucking broken bitch with a mean
>>27629178
Pics or it didn't happen
I spent all my time in my room playing guitar while crying.
Played doom 4's beta for 8 hours straight
>>27629663
>hope
>he thinks she understands the appeal of all those things and isn't playing along to build up trust and love for later manipulation.
A classic case of casting pearls before swine desu
>>27629063
I used to be in the top ten of my country (France) one year ago
I was 6
And in the 200 first worldwide
Marathoned Chris Columbus films. I bet that's such an original post that I don't even need to acknowledge it as such.
>>27629663
>>27629819
She's actually the one that watches and plays VNs since we met and got me into them. I just like it because I enjoy watching it and watching cute anime girls. I give fuck all about everything else.
> hentai
> VNs
> anime
> story
I MIG welded
I was happy and had a good day.
Ran a half marathon. Best time, even though I'm out of shape. Feels good man
>>27628855
cleaned my house
>>27629354
that's hq for now, til we bust these pussies wide open and skip town son
>>27629048
still better than 90% /IC/
downloaded multiple asmr videos from youtube, backed them up once locally and then on the cloud
>>27630062
eh, didn't get very far before it started raining and i had to call it quits
i'll try again tomorrow
>>27628855
Came home to my sister eating a pizza with her friend. I then proceeded to go upstairs and drew a dick with glowing cum.
>>27629466
Finally.
PS: Check em
>>27629631
Yeah, I'm a normie. That's how I'm able to answer the captcha :^)
>>27630150
I'd hang out with you.
blix
>>27629269
THE HERO WE DESERVEshame you didnt see her reaction though
>>27630227
Please do, hanging out alone isn't very fun anymore
Watched wrestlemania drunk as fuck while crying my eyes out because my boyfriend broke up with me
>>27628855
put leftover taco meat, cheddar, and ripped up bread in a bowl and mixed it together real hard and let it cool down a tiny bit to stick together then ate it
Stand up comedy
had sex with my gf
I ate a woman's poop.
No, I'm not kidding.
>>27629441
Stand up to what though? She didn't do anything wrong
I made an app in python to log my activities on the computer
ate bacon jalapeno chips on a bicycle
i really did fambino
>>27630424
for what purpose though
>>27630316
do you have skype? the few skype friends I used to rarely talk to recently de-added me.
>>27629693
I put three loads in your mum
I had a qt boy draw me a picture of us being in love and holding hands. I think I fell in love with him.
>>27630469
Just to write and learn something. I get pleasure doing it.
>>27630471
maybe I do, add me if you'd likeAlfred Soderstrom
Got my dreadlocks re-tightened a few hours ago.
>>27630641
that's a good reason, possibly the best
i started writing a minimax algorithm for solving tic tac toe in ruby a while back, to familiarize myself with the language and syntax, but got bogged down in data structure details and never finished
I had a girl ask me to hang out.
Asked a girl out for coffee
poopy nigger diarrhea!!
cucked by mere seconds for being the original failed normie
Woke up next to my gf. Kissed her, smiled and started my day.
>>27630647
Just did senpai.
I ate 4 lemons like they were oranges.
>>27630717
oh shit son how are you
Drove my car
>>27630783
aint nobody want scurvy
I worked a 9hr shift at work and played Buldars Gate.
Jumping push ups and cleaning my room.
>>27629269
This is glorious.
Needs to happen more
took multiple strike and dip measurements and logged various outcrops to create a map reflecting a small part of the geology of the west of scotland
I paid back my mother for some money I borrowed by baking some bread, cooking marmelade and making her pizza.
started a journal
Fap and stop right before orgasm, ejucalating but still not coming. This means i can effectively cum multiple times and distribute my loads. But because im on no-fap i literally stopped there. Just cleaned of and went forward with my day. We shall see how many days i can make this last
>>27628855
99 thieveing on osrs, did pp for 20 hours today
>>27631147
>on no-fap
>faps
do you spread your legs and moan like a girl while watching close up deep penetration like i do too?
>>27628855
Listened to a 45 minute long recording of me describing my homicidal and necrophilic intrusive thoughts to my psychologist. In explicit detail. While logging my level of anxiety and any thoughts or comments on the recording.
This is supposed to help me feel better, but I feel like a freak now more than ever.
Had sex
Original comment pls don't steal
>>27628855
Masturbated four times to shota and dryhump/grind fantasies
>>27631181
Im making this no-fap harder to myself like this, going right to the edge of failing it. For me it only counts when you orgasm
>>27628855
Took an army fitness test.
Watched the personal train of patrick swayze episode of Trailer Bark Poys again
Took acid, fell down the stairs and broke my nose and deformed my jaw
My facial aesthetics are fucking RUINED no BF EVER
Played Age of Mythology with my mom
>>27628855
Had a second Easter with my relatives, pretty fun. My cousins are like my best friends and we're all within the same age group
Went outside this morning, only to move my car from one side of the street to another, so I don't get a parking ticket
I wonder how many people here have a car but no jobs?
>>27628855
Went bouldering at my gym :^)
Texted my ex...
listened to the album Bleach by Nirvana
I ate a sandwich while taking a shit
>>27631623
Did you pull a Zeus?
Rode a horse
Got a job.
>>27631778
Wrong. Steeplechasing is literally the only thing I am good at in life.
ate a whole jumbo box of chips ahoy
Installed Silent Hill 2 and I'm about to play it for the first time.
>>27631821
Do you compete in it?
I'm taking classes to learn to do show jumping.
Cut my finger swimming.
I don't know how either.
Went to the district attorney office.
>>27631864
Yeah, I competed at the national level. Dressage is a meme, racing is the only true way to bond with a horse.
>>27628855
I cried during a uni lecture.
>>27631600
L O N D O N ?lpics
ate a thing of ben and jerrys if i had a million flavours and ate a whole bag of kettle cooked bbq lays
>>27629179
piper is best girl gtfo
>>27631985
I'm a boy tho
>>27631753
Nah I play with Thor now because I like to be obscure
>>27631928
Which subject
Why did you cry
>>27632096
No, she is doo doo.
Fell asleep to Boards of Canada
>>27631296
>shota
>dryhumping
excellent tastes anon.
I practically shat my guts out.
Twice.
Persona 3 FES on hard mode
fapped to gay shota and incest /ss/i am a grill
I did a bunch of yard work and the house doesn't look vacant anymore.
>>27628855
I went to the zoo and a little girl was lost and crying like crazy, she wouldn't stop crying so I offered her to carry her on my shoulders so she can have a better view and find her parents quicker, as I said this sentence she stopped crying and made that huge heartwarming smile that filled me with joy, I felt useful and relevent for the first time in years.
We walked around for like 5 minutes, I told her about animals so she could think about something else and then we found her parents, dad was Chad as fuck gave me a nice firm handshake he was really cool, the mother was in her thirties maybe but was really thin and good looking, she thanked me like ten times and said she was happy her daughter came across such a great guy.
When they walked away I felt like crying because I'll never have this, a cute wife that loves me and gives me a cute or son, I'll never go to the zoo with my kid and the love of my life. I'm the kind of guy that goes to the fucking zoo by himself, wondering between two cages of beautiful birds, what I've done wrong, why everything is so wrong. When will the pain end?
>>27628855
i played the special stage of sonic the hedgehog while high as hell while organising a meeting with my landlord at 10am tomorrow (current time for me is 9:11 lol)
i ran out of coke so i snorted nodoz instead
Rode my new Razor kick-scooter down the strip of the beach I live at. I got at least six comments from random people, mostly college tourists.
Thought I forgot my wallet at my dads house, was going to take the two hour drive BACK to his house but decided fuck it I'll drive to work with no license. Turns out the wallet was in my suitcase, even though I had already checked around for it at the gas station.
>>27632747
>tfw would be afraid to be accused of being pedophile and would most likely leave the kid to be possibly taken by an actual one
I'm so cowardly and selfish.
I killed a man and stole his precious eggs
>>27632883
was also scared of that desu but did it it anyway
Ran a Changling the Dreaming Larp.
