>hkv
>still have herpes
Why is god such a dick
Dafuq is hkv?
Your parents were probably promiscuous.
>>27701043
Hunter Killer, Violent
Do any of you robots have pets?
I have two canaries that keep me company.
cute birds. I like them
I have 11 birds
>>27700945
Post pics.
mootblox
Can we have a depressed-looking/suicidal anime girl thread?
For some reason, I find it cathartic.
>>27700854
sure heres one 4u
The robot makes image dumping harder, but it's worth it.
I had to screencap this when I rewatched Eva.
>tfw I can't be depressed because of le starving african children
>>27700821
You can still make a bad thread though
>>27700821
I had a dream last night that I fucked a qt trap. Should I realize my dreams in real life?
>>27700821
That line of reasoning is always so stupid. They're basically telling you to revel in the suffering of others.
>tfw you are a squatshitter
who else knows this godtier feel?
>tfw you walk past someone and don't notice them, but they notice you, call you, you stop and you come off as if you tried to ignore them intentionally
FUCK it happened today with a qt girl. It will haunt me for days and every time I remember such an embarrassing event I have to make a weird sound and twitch to push it out of my head.
>>27700905
>every time I remember such an embarrassing event I have to make a weird sound and twitch to push it out of my head
Tyson_levels_of_autism_never_been_seen_before.jpg
>>27700968
>he doesn't find new, effective ways to cope with his issues
Nigga, this is highly effective and there aren't any side or adverse effects.
I've felt things you normies wouldn't believe.
>>27700586
Cont. OP
I've felt tfw no qt3.14 gf to hold onto your shoulder.
I've felt suicidal as my pissbottles glittered in the dark in front of my computer
Hey robots, I need your help.
>be me
>been trapping having fun, but want to get more serious
>decide to pluck eyebrow
>got carried away a bit on one
>now have 1 crummy girly eyebrow and 1 dude one
I've got bangs that can kind of cover the girly one sometimes. How long does it take for an eyebrow to grow? Wat do.
>>27700594
You people are the smartest so I wanted to ask here.
just commit do other to look girly
if not shave both off and use 2 bits of black tape to fashion new 1s
or even better use a sharpie pen draw yourself a new pair
>show normie friend r9k
>make fun of "losers" on here with him
>come here by myself to post unironically
>>27700555
Double double trips, holy shit
>>27700555
>tfw Chad friend starts to say bitter things about women after you show him this site
I can't afford for Chad friend to give up too.
>be Chad
>loser "friend" shows me this website
>make fun of it for being for losers
>he actually plays along and thinks I don't realize he's a loser too
>I insult him more and more
>he thinks I'm talking about the website
Why haven't you joined the Imperial Guard yet?
>>27700516
I WAS BORN IN IT
>Implying I already haven't joined the grim dark
>>27700537
Tell me about the guardsman, why does he wear the mask?
>tfw you genuinely hate women
>tfw hate both genders so it evens out
>>27700512
Which is fine, depending on your reason for hating women.
Do you hate them because they show no interest in you?
Then you're a fucking beta, harden up.
Do you hate them after knowing them, screwing some, and truly understanding them?
Then thats fine. Welcome to the club.
>>27700512
You only hate them because they won't fuck you, m8. Your problems stem from being a genetically inferior male.
Who /slowlyturninggay/ here?
Been in college for a year. Always been straight, but there are so many awesome nice guys that I hang out with that I randomly get weird thoughts about and start curling my toes.
How do I stop this?
>>27700365
You're not "turning gay".
You've always been a faggot.
>>27700365
are they by any chance your only option and you suck at girls?
I've had a receded hairline since I was 15, hasn't changed in the last 10 years
>There is literally NOTHING wrong with the scenario pictured
>>27700342
Finn is a beta, and Rei is a mary sue. Thats whats wrong.
theres nothing wrong with racemixing, not enough white people do it to even be a demographic issue
>>27700342
because the interracial is there just for the interracial, it is not part of the story
if it were some other annoying cliche like jar jar binks I would bee complaining about it just the same, but because race is a controversial issue everyone accuses us of being racist rather than face the fact that the beloved star wars franchise is being butchered
Almost lunch break time, wagecuck.
JOKES ON YOU MY LUNCH JUST ENDED FAGGOT
How's not having 10's of thousands of dollars in your bank account treating you NEET? When your parents die, where are you going to live? Even if they will you the house you will still need to pay utility fees and feed yourself. Will you live off of the government? Will you live in public housing? Say hello to Jamal and Tyrone for me
>>27700401
I'm a neet on AutismBux and have 25,000 USD in my bank account. Joke's on you wagey.
>He doesn't have a driver licence
>licence
what the fuck is a "licence?" fuck off, bong
>>27700235
>robot
>drivers license
yeah no.
>>27700268
it's a noun
>one chance at life
>born with a 5.5x6 chode
JUST.
It feels fucking terrible. Every time I'm horny I whip it out and can't help but look at how short it is. Ugly men with a big dick can always rely on being walking dildos, but I get literally nothing. I will never be able to hold a long-lasting relationship because of this and every single girl that will have sex with me will compare me to some Chad with a big dick and miss him. Not to mention just how much of a turn-off it is to even...
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7 inches masterrace
>>27700276
BROFIST
originalle commentairie
>penis abnormally wide
>literally cant have sex with gf no matter how much lube is used