>tfw you are a squatshitter
who else knows this godtier feel?
>tfw you walk past someone and don't notice them, but they notice you, call you, you stop and you come off as if you tried to ignore them intentionally
FUCK it happened today with a qt girl. It will haunt me for days and every time I remember such an embarrassing event I have to make a weird sound and twitch to push it out of my head.
>>27700905
>every time I remember such an embarrassing event I have to make a weird sound and twitch to push it out of my head
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>>27700968
>he doesn't find new, effective ways to cope with his issues
Nigga, this is highly effective and there aren't any side or adverse effects.
>>27700814
>squatshitter
Right here. It truly is the patrician method. It feels so natural and everything comes out easy. Also there is no risk of dipping my hand in the water accidentally while wiping. Though the muscles and joints in my legs can get kind of tired if the shitting session is a particularly lengthy one. This can be remedied by wiping, standing up, doing air squats, and getting back on.
>tfw you're using a photo of a really cute anon as motivation for self improvement
I squat-shit in the shower. Yeah its pretty good. Whats best though is that since I'm in the shower I can shove some fingers up my asshole and dig out any stragglers that didnt come out easily. Makes me feel all clean inside and out.
>tfw you finally understand what those last two bytes mean in the USB packets sent by the device you're reverse engineering
>>27700814
I use a shit-stool for my toilet if that's what you mean.
>>27701709
That's a nice feel I bet. What are you doing exactly?
>>27702007
I was writing a userspace driver for the Steam controller.
