NO CLEANING
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>>28511531
reposting since noone replied
>>28511562
Cute pantsu
>>28511531
how do you find anything at all
>>28511562
pretty cute
Why do chads like big boobs or big butts and tan skin
>not wanting a thin and pale girl
You can say high test now, but will you be saying that when her body looks like cottage cheese?assuming you want a long term relationship
>>28511490
good question.
I guess they like nurturing women.
>>28511490
But she's already aging like shit.
>>28512103
bumping with lola
>hear people laughing in public
>assume they're laughing at you
every single time. fuck.
>>28511472
iktfb
my method for anxiety lately is to ignore everything, don't look at people, tune it all out.. obv if someone levels a question at me or calls my name i will respond but otherwise i will pretend they aren't there
You're not the only one Anon. Sometimes that is why I hate grocery shopping or going to any type of store. I constantly think people are looking at me or laughing at me. :/
Why haven't you got fit yet? You will instantly become a chad.
Because manlet and pic related
>>28511462
Can't go to a gym because of 1 year old son
Too busy with work and school
Eating like shit because of time constraints
Not sleeping enough because of one year old son, work and school
My skin is fucking trash and scarred, so lifting wouldn't help.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dominos-pizza-saves-mans-life_us_5732a349e4b096e9f0932e0c
This fat guy was saved by the pizza delivery driver.
ITT we discuss american culture and what this guy survived on. Did he suck out the left over fat from the domino's cartons all over his floor?
Bump desu famalam
Ok robots, can you stop wallowing in self-pity threads for a 1 hour and partake in the first interesting topic this week?
>>28511439
>She had an employee drive two miles just to check on someone who didn't even buy anything
I'd be pissed if I had to do that and didn't get any compensation. Glad it wasn't me! Whew.
>Just remembered the time I had to deliver pizza 5 miles up a mountain at 11:50 PM, burning a shit ton of gas only for no one to answer the phone or get the door
>There was a light on upstairs with shitty music playing but...
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I think I literally lost the Ability to talk to women
>be me
>waiting for the elevator at university because I'm a lazy ass fat fuck
>qt next to me waiting aswell
>casually says to me "I was to afraid to take the other one haha" (there was another elevator, which has a broken screen to show it's current floor, but the elevator itself works just fine)
>LITERALLY stare at her for 5 seconds or so because...
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What happened that made you into this wreck?
I'm a turbonormie by you guys' standards and I truly can't understand why you wouldn't just make a joke or some shit sweet Jesus
>>28513015
>What happened that made you into this wreck?
It's not about what's happened to us. It's about what's not happened to us: friendship, meaningful social contact, love and support.
>>28513015
Elevator jokes are always a riot.
>"Hi anon, nice to meet you. I am a Syrian refugee and the government designated me to temporary live with you for a year. I hope you won't mind."
What do?
>>28511413
ok, but stay out of my basement.
Kill her before she starts bringing Chad back here for fuck sessions
>>28511413
>temporary
> a year
gtfo
>20yo
>university student
>balding
how can i get a gf before im completely bald?
>not studying George Costanza for tips.
finesteride you fucking retard
bro, this isn't a "once you're in, you're in" thing.
>Mom found the jack off rope
>mom found her panties in my bed
>dad found the foreskin dispensary
>Have a dream that my dad has found my mondo shemale porn stache
Jesus christ how horrifying
>I WILL NEVER FUCKING BE 6'1
OR ABOVE
FCUK
WHY FUCKING LIVE
GIVE ME GOOD FUCKING REASON WHY RUFCKING REEEEEEEEE
>be 6'1"
>little brother is 6'4" and still in puberty
I NEVER ASKED FOR HIM
>>28511307
I'm 6'4" and life's still shit. No genetic advantage can make up for being a robot.
>>28511330
Dude at least you're not 6'0
>>28511342
I guess so. I still feel as though if I was at least 6'1 let alone 6'4 I'd be better off or at least be able to feel better in some way
Would you date a girl who has had a black ex bf?
Only if the experience made her a fervent racist. We must learn from our mistakes.
>>28511303
Only if he wasn't a tyrone and I could get along with him as a friend
If he was a nigger then no, I would be repelled
Though of course no girl who dated guys for their attractiveness would then date me afterwards unless it was 15 years later and she got fat and I had a six figure income
>>28511303
Nope: "Once you go black, we don't want you back".
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>>28511281
Nice one dude, proud of you.
I love Poland.
Do you accept white visitors? I want Slav GF that isn't nasty Germanic in the head.
>>28511281
sure you did
what could you possibly have to say about all that in a normie setting like giving a speech?
ITT: Stories of someone hurting you
Whos hurt you the most in your life /r9k/?
If anyones interested ill share my story
>>28511038
friend jokingly started calling me fat..
cant think anything else now.
Would prolly be my parents, made me dropout at 14 to get a job and hand them 80% of what I make every month till they kick me out when I turned 18.
But looking back I think my drinking problem was also a motive
>>28511038
>moves to a new collage for my course
>sit down in class one day and i happen to be behind a girl with a shirt on that has Havel The rock on it from DS
>after a couple of days i pluck up the courage to talk to her and ask her about the variaty of DS shirts she has on each day
>turns out this girl (Sophia) is a massive DS fan and an avid gamer
>get talking about...
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Who here /DisregardEverything/?
I think I've finally broken. I just want to do what I want and disregard everything else. I think I'm finally happy. Nobody will find me attractive, I've cut my face and cemented that. Acceptance of life, disregard for all and I'm actually happy for once in years.
WHY aren't you doing this?
>I've cut my face
what?
>>28511240
I got a razor and cut into my cheek and my forehead
>>28511337
>I just want to do what I want and disregard everything else
>mutilate yourself based on perceived perceptions
hmm
>in the bathroom
>bending over to pick up my bag
>co-worker comes in
>doesn't see my face
>"Wait, is this the girls'? Sorry!"
>stand up
>"No man, this is the guys."
>"Holy shit Anon, that's you? Thought you were a girl, man."
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>>28511001
Now you have to show butt.
>>28511001
let him fugg you. you will feel better.
>>28511001
yeah dude its a compliment. you should always be grateful for compliments, especially ones targeted at your ass.