I think I literally lost the Ability to talk to women
>be me
>waiting for the elevator at university because I'm a lazy ass fat fuck
>qt next to me waiting aswell
>casually says to me "I was to afraid to take the other one haha" (there was another elevator, which has a broken screen to show it's current floor, but the elevator itself works just fine)
>LITERALLY stare at her for 5 seconds or so because I could not really believe she was talking to me
>"y-yeah, it works just fine though"
>she says something like "yeah, but still I'd rather take this one haha"
>elevator comes
>only the two of us in there
>dead silence until designated floor
>mfw I autism-sprint to my lecture
What happened that made you into this wreck?
I'm a turbonormie by you guys' standards and I truly can't understand why you wouldn't just make a joke or some shit sweet Jesus
>>28513015
>What happened that made you into this wreck?
It's not about what's happened to us. It's about what's not happened to us: friendship, meaningful social contact, love and support.
>>28513015
Elevator jokes are always a riot.
>>28511422
lmao are you the indian guy from the big bang theory?:D
just drink some alcohol that always helps
BAZINGA
>>28513065
Not always. But they do have their ups and downs
>>28513454
Kek you fucker
>>28511422
I had a similar situation.
>me and 2 cute girls in hotel elevator.
>blonde girl says "elevators are so scary"
> wait till door closed.
>proceed to jump up and down shaking the box violently.
>>28511422
i would've just said something like.. "yeah elevators.. you gotta watch out for them"
it's got to be a spontaneous response, and in order to do that you have to be relaxed, my lil nigga.
sometimes, lil nigga, it just doesn't come.
>>28513677
I didn't really know what to say since it was so early and this normally doesn't happen to me
Hard to be spontaneus desu
>>28511422
>literally stare at her for 5 minutes
This is where you fucked up. You should have said anything to make conversation. You could've complimented her shoes or something.
Ask questions, dude. You could've just asked why. Then she'd respond and keep asking shit. Short questions, her answers will become longer and longer. It's actually really fucking easy.
>>28513702
you cannot see the forest through the trees my sweet little black child. it does not matter the specific form that your words take, merely that you adhere to the underlying flow of the present moment. it doesn't matter what you say, as long as you say the right thing
>>28513647
i like you man. but your crazy
>>28513821
indian detected
seriously man you even type like subhumans
She still replied even after the 5 second sperg. She must have thought she was an idiot for trying to strike conversation that way and that you thought she was dumb. Not really different from men trying to approach a girl.
>>28513677
>"yeah elevators.. you gotta watch out for them"
>my lil nigga
>lil nigga
>>28513015
Jokes are for very empty people.
>>28513957
Then you should love them
>>28513957
Jokes are a good coping mechanisn for people who have to deal with a lot of shit and hardship. I'd rather joke and survive than not joke and succumb to life's slings and arrows.
>>28513054
literally this is everything that fucked me up forever summed up
literally nothing that should have happened to me, no matter what i did
>>28513896
white english.
>>28513991
>I am le Hamlet man
I would have probably said something like, " haha yeah getting stuck in an elevator would be a nightmare...". She would probably chuckle and agree then I would create a funny getting stuck in elevator scenario to make her laugh again.
OP here
actually I feel quite decent about this incident if I think about it ... at least she showed some interest
I mean, that has to mean somethingr-right?
