>in the bathroom
>bending over to pick up my bag
>co-worker comes in
>doesn't see my face
>"Wait, is this the girls'? Sorry!"
>stand up
>"No man, this is the guys."
>"Holy shit Anon, that's you? Thought you were a girl, man."
>"What?"
>"You've got a nice butt. It's a compliment."
Should I be okay with this?
>>28511001
Now you have to show butt.
>>28511001
let him fugg you. you will feel better.
>>28511001
yeah dude its a compliment. you should always be grateful for compliments, especially ones targeted at your ass.
>>28511001
oh no does the male feel... uncomfortable? does he not like it when others talk about his body parts?`oh i wonder how that must feel :^)
>>28511060
Best shot I could get.
Of course it's a compliment. Everyone wishes they had a nice butt
>>28511001
Sexual harassment.
You faggot.
>>28511170
that's actually a pretty good butte
File a complaint with HR.
>>28511170
pretty good yes, now without pants ?
>>28511001
NIIIIICE. i mean, i dunno, if you're into that. if you're not then i'm sorry.
>>28511001
Quit being a faggot and let him fuck you in the ass already.
>>28511001
OP is a tranny fantasizing about something he wishes would happen.
>>28511169
You are retarded.
Original message .
>>28511170
I wanna rip those jeans off
>>28511001
You have to become a trap now.
You have to let him ravage your boipucci and cum inside
>>28511170
wow you're a qt
would fug, no homo
Report your co-worker for sexual harrassment
Fuck it, this is already so gay I might as well
>>28512171
other angle please :)
>>28512171
stretch your cheeks and put something in your butt
>>28512171
oh SHIT
THIS IS A MALE
WHY AM I SO HARD
>>28512219
Like this?
>>28512240
Cross your fingers, I may well do this. Is a large carrot good?
>>28511876
No, I'm a boy and I want to stay that way.
>>28512282
thanks <3
originaldfsdf
>>28512282
/r9k/, converting males to boipucci one thread at a time
>>28512282
A-Are you into men?
I like how it went from:
"Should I be ok with this?"
To showing everyone your Bareass and dick
okay I'm looking for something to shove inside me but there's no carrots or bananas ;_;
if I don't find anything I'll just finger myself
>>28512357
Normally no, but sometimes I just find myself craving big fat cocks
This is one of those times, they're getting more and more frequent and some day soon I hope to become a full-time gay boy
>>28512450
Gape yourself
>>28512450
you should seduce your coworker with that cute butt of yours.
>>28512450
If you crave big dicks, why not just fuck your Co-worker?
>>28511170
Post more ass faggot
>>28511170
You need better pants for your qt butt
OP you made this thread just to have an excuse to post your slutty butt. You have no ass hair or any hair so you've shaved it too.
back! here's an appetizer
>>28512733
yeah I know, I'm thinking about getting some yoga pants and maybe even swaying my hips in public to catch a few eyes
I am NOT that brave though
>>28512557
he's not really my type, I like men blonde and sleek like Viserys from GoT
he's dark and tall though so he's probably hung, could be fun
>>28512552
that would be so cool but I don't think he was THAT serious.
>>28512506
sorry, this is like my second time with something in my ass so I don't know how to do thatyet
>>28512790
MORE!lewdanonblox
one...
>>28512754
I didn't even, the idea just came to mind as a joke but then I lost control and wanted to do it for real
>>28511170
>1 plate on dumbbell
what the fuck has this descended into
two...
>>28512842
I know, I'm just the weakest little flower. I'm getting stronger every day though.
(three) four!
i think i'm learning to like the feeling of being stretched. i'm kinda sore now so I'm going to bed, it's been hot
can't believe I gave my ass up for total strangers THIS easilyyou have NOT seen the last of me, expect a nice big cucumber up there next time and some cum eating
>>28512754
i'm glad you think my butt is slutty, by the way.
>>28512865
people like you and me dont need to be strong love cause we're so cute people will protect us and help us lift stuff :)
>>28511001
>Am skinny but have abnormally wide and curvy hips and a big jiggly ass, have been described as "supple"
>Chad at interest club on campus teases me by putting his hands on my hips or running his hands along them, from the front or behind
>Says along the lines of "God damn! Too bad you're not a girl Anon, I'd put a baby in you no question."
It doesn't happen that often but it continues to happen.
>>28513003
This is the gayest thing I've read today.Please fug him
>>28512953
shave your body hair and wear girl clothes
>>28513030
there was a guy in college who would constantly slap my ass for some reason and kept brushing it off with some macho "slap assss" thing it was weird he said he got it from a key and peele sketch
>>28512253
>>28512240
>>28512219
>>28511866
>>28511206
>>28511193
>>28512121
>>28511876
absolute homosexuals, the lot of ye.
>>28513140
>he bitches about faggots
>on 4chan
>>28513003
I wish that happened to me, I would probably pee myself with excitement.
OP is a faggot
But he delivered, which is something.
>>28513140
Uh, yeah?
bl
>>28513696
>2016
>not being bi
what a faggot
>>28512790
Just wanna absolutely ruin this. Fuck it deep and hard as he lets out little girly moans with every slap against him as I fuck.
>>28513834
This makes me moist.
Please post cock.
why is this website degenrating me so much
fucking hell
>>28514205
is it the site or was it you all along? society has made you repress your true self anon
Hawt thread OP, you should dress up some day
>>28514381
Or enviromental factors like r9k have made what is repressed.
i didnt ask for this
If you must post this absolutely disgusting shit in here instead of /lbgtsahcndfk/ them can you at least do so on a Fembot Feels thread?
hijack it, show those roasties how man are better even in being a girl and they will explode in rage
plz, here's a qt
>>28513003
Now you gotta post your butt too. It's the law, you can't just give someone a boner and do nothing about it.
location
location now
>>28514641
that's such a good idea. it is decided
>>28514500
either way hun it's there now so you might want to strap in and enjoy the ride!!
>>28514969
we can know for sure if it is permanent tho.
i really crave for bopucc for now tho
>>28515028
:o who doesnt hun ;3
>>28511001
Cute butt OP but I'm not a faggot so I will sage and hide this shit
>>28515103
aaaa no pls
i didnt ask for this ;_;
>>28511170
Question:
Does this sort of ass appeal females in any way?
Please stop with this, go back to /b/ where you belong.
>>28515155
>sweet
>boi
>pucciee
>>28515252
>>28515103
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how did it went so wrong. why is my dick so big
>>28515103
>he saved my pictures
The absolute madman
>>28515172
It's a bit too big for a guy imo but not bad
>>28515285
only cause you're absolutely gorj love <3
>>28515314
holy fuck im officially gay now
holy fuck i want to fuck this thing wildly like an animal and to pin down its small arms
>>28515314
People already get mad at me for attention whoring, now I'm not even the one posting the pictures!
>>28515330
Oh gosh anon that's really lewd >~<
>don't wanna be gay
>end up fappign to crossdressers of twink everyday
>already sucked a dick a couple times and liked it
>>28515353
im pretty lewd
but in the end there is too much competition and you arent near me for stuff to become reality
>>28515330
For really turn straight men on? A round man's butt?
Or do you have straight tendencies?
>>28515353
were you the one who posted the steam :o crocodilegirl? i wanna add you :)
>>28515384
Eh, I mean gay tendencies
>>28515384
round stuff turns men on cause thats more feminnie. i jsut really wanna dominate another human being and dominating a male feels better due to my insecurities
>>28515378
Well where are you?
>>28515401
Yeah that's me~
>>28515485
>Well where are you?Eastern Europe
>>28515485
is that it exactly? hte lettering? mind if i add you?
im not hearing a nooooo :)
>>28515384
>man
I'm a boy not a man!maybe not even a boy...
>>28515499
Fug :ddd
I'm west coast USA
>>28515521
Yup id/crocodilegirl
>>28515545
>I'm west coast USA
Yeah and people like you are more avaivable in developed countries.
